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Tips for success
To really please your father, spell DAD on your next report card.
Fact
There is nothing funny about Comic Sans.
Tips for success
When pulled over by a cop, be sure to ask him if he's that guy from the Village People.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friends think your husband is your father.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You need more than one tape measure to measure your waist.
Fact
All credibility is lost when you make a typo in an angry text message.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone tells you to name a vegetable. You can only think of pizza.
Fact
Boys are 10 times more attractive when they have a girlfriend.
Fact
There is no difference between boredom and hunger.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The nicest car you've ever been in is a police car.
Definition
It's hard to explain (phrase) - I don't want to take the time or energy to describe this to you.
Definition
Picture Day (noun) - The one day of the year where you're guaranteed to look your absolute worst.
Fact
The sound of your peeing is ten times louder at night.
Fact
Everything you do will always seem 10 times louder when you're trying to be quiet.
Tips for success
Shout, "Release the hounds! " at the sight of Jehovah Witnesses at your front door.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend just introduced you as a friend.
Tips for success
When your best friend says she loves sharing everything with you, that is her way of saying, "help yourself to my boyfriend too."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daily routine consists of standing under the freeway with a cup.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You remember your 21st birthday.
To do list
Tape a duck with duct tape.