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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your kidnappers gave you back.
Tips for success
To improve your grades, eat Asian food the night before a math test.
Tips for success
If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.
Fact
Children in the dark make accidents, accidents in the dark make children.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You were about to share this on Myspace.
To do list
Learn to be patient faster.
Fact
The amount of food you have in your mouth will always be proportionate to the level of hotness of the girl or guy that is walking by.
Realized
That G in the Disney logo? ...not actually a G.
Realized
Just because something has 60% less fat doesn't mean you should eat 60% more.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You shower in the opposite sex's locker room... No one notices.
To do list
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
Tips for success
Walk down alley ways on dark nights to reduce your risk of being hit by a car.
To do list
Build a time machine. Kill people who invented math.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Sim had it's first kiss before you did.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You leave parties because you have to "feed your pets." Your pets are Webkinz.
Definition
Life (noun) - A terminal disease contracted at birth.
Tips for success
Celebrate Columbus day by invading someone else's house and telling them you live there now.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have two girlfriends. Their names are right-hand and left-hand.
Realized
Violets aren't blue.
Tips for success
When you stub your toe, kick the object responsible so that it may feel your pain.