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Fact
Once you start reading a book, everyone will start talking to you.
Definition
Ice cream truck (noun) - The upgraded version of the white windowless van.
Tips for success
Be sure to always let your friends know how awesome you are. They will be proud to be friends with someone so awesome.
Definition
Awkward (adjective) - The moment when you put your dirty plate in the sink when somebody is doing the dishes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are an electrician. You live in an Amish community.
Realized
Most people are like Slinkies, relatively useless, but fun to push down stairs.
Definition
Pedestrain (noun) - Speedbump that moves.
Definition
Laptop (noun) - An expensive leg warmer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're a rabbit. You just want some fruity cereal.
Definition
No (adverb) - Yes, with a challenge.
Definition
Diploma (noun) - A piece of paper that shows you knew how to use Wikipedia and cheat for four years.
Realized
The Cat in the Hat is not actually in a hat.
Definition
Birthday (noun) - A day celebrating that you are another year closer to death.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your new diet consists of one bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken per meal... instead of two.
Tips for success
Solar power is the future. Cut down all trees to eliminate unnecessary shade.
Definition
Ginger snap (noun) - A dance move performed by a particularly sassy redhead.
Fact
The "Made in China" sticker on every American flag is made in Korea.
Definition
Sleep (noun) - An urban myth told by college students before finals.
Tips for success
If your friend ever gets a really bad sunburn, give them a solid pat on the back to let them know you're there for them. They'll appreciate the kind gesture.
Definition
Awkward (adjective) - When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.