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Signs that things aren't going so well
You just used the phrase, "I'll Yahoo it."
Signs that things aren't going so well
After your initial excitement you realize that chlamydia is not a flower.
Tips for success
Relax. Everyone you hate is going to eventually die.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're a strict method actor. Your new character is a rapist.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend is a chubby chaser.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Every time your mother sees you she mutters to herself, "Why did it have to break?"
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your neighborhood is mentioned in a rap song.
Tips for success
Humming the Pink Panther Theme while stealing items will raise your sneaking ability by 85%.
To do list
Make coffee. Put in hair extensions. Tell everyone my name is Jessica.
Definition
Agony (noun) - Induced by a slow Internet connection.
Definition
Awkward (adjective) - When you take off all you clothes to take a shower at a friends house and realize you don't know how to start the shower.
Fact
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you.
Fact
You always breath louder when hiding.
Realized
There's no such thing as pink lemons.
Fact
Your report card will always come out as soon as you want to ask your parents for something.
Tips for success
Wear clothes way too small for you. Your body will get used to the size and mould itself accordingly.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The Kidz Bop version of your song sounds better than your original version.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your toys make three Disney movies behind your back.
Tips for success
To ensure that your crush will notice you, pee on them to mark your territory.
Signs that things aren't going so well
All the people showing up on "People You May Know" have mugshots as their profile pictures.