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Signs that things aren't going so well
The only friends you have ever known are Chandler, Joey, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel.
Fact
It's not the destination that's important, it's the Journey song that plays over your travel montage.
Definition
Bacon (noun)- Meat candy.
Definition
Cashew (noun) - The sound of a nut sneezing.
Realized
No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize a cat.
Tips for success
If you're single and get cold at night, buy more cats. Their body temperature will keep you warm and help you save on your power bill.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Fireworks explode out of your chest when you get excited.
Definition
Coffee table (noun) - The place where everything is put except for coffee.
Realized
People say pigs can't fly, but swine flu?
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only thing that runs in your family is obesity.
Definition
Awkward (adjective) - That moment when you're singing a song and you sing the wrong words.
Definition
Horror (noun) - What you feel when you realize your friend genuinely likes Justin Bieber.
Realized
Every car on the side of the road at night looks like a cop car.
Tips for success
In order to make it seem like you have a life, go offline for a few hours.
Tips for success
Whistle while you work. It will remind your boss of why you are such a pleasure to work with.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't know who Harry Potter is, but you know everything about Bella and Edward's love life.
Definition
Panic! (verb) - Something you do at the disco.
Realized
Deodorant only smells delicious.
Tips for success
In order to get the highest possible score on your essay, set the font color to your teacher's favorite color.
Definition
Stop talking back to me (phrase) - What parents say when they have nothing else to say and they realize that their child is right.