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Realized
Gingivitis sounds like it could be the God of gingers.
Tips for success
Right before opening a soda bottle or can, shake it vigorously to mix all the flavor together, therefore making your drink taste better and more satisfying.
Realized
Crayons are a lot like M & M's. All the colors taste the same.
Fact
When you say "don't look", everyone will.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mother is wearing your jeans. She looks better in them than you.
Tips for success
To avoid going to jail; try your very hardest to not be black or Mexican.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't know whether to call him "Dad" or "Uncle."
Realized
There's nothing more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Definition
Bittersweet (adjective) - Successfully popping every bubble on your bubble wrap sheet.
Realized
None of my teachers ever gave an A for effort.
Tips for success
There's no sense in being pessimistic... it wouldn't work anyway.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can name more of the Kardashians, than you can American presidents.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You write songs about your failed relationships. You have more than 70 songs.
Definition
Studying (noun) - The period of time when your room just begs to be cleaned.
Realized
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Definition
Awkward (noun) - When the guy sagging his pants is wearing a thong.
Realized
All the personal information in the Playstation Network goes missing. A week later, they find Osama.
Realized
While driving, everyone going faster than you is a maniac and everyone going slower than you is an idiot.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've been repeatedly mistaken for Snooki. You don't mind...