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Signs that things aren't going so well
You start smoking to curb your addiction to nicotine gum.
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College student (noun) - A person that posts Facebook statuses about being poor from their iPhone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your diary is writing back.
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Conundrum (noun) - When you see an endangered animal eating endangered plants.
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Stalker (noun) - What you feel like when you walk behind someone who is walking in the same direction you are.
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The person that you hate the most will always like all your favorite things and ruin them all for you.
Tips for success
Like your own Facebook statuses. Your friends will be glad to know that you are happy with your life.
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Ginger snap (noun) - A dance move performed by a particularly sassy redhead.
Tips for success
If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait. The feeling will go away soon.
To do list
Become a manager at Subway. Tell female co-workers to get back to making sandwiches.
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All songs are better when blasting in your car speakers while driving.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents bring their work home with them. They're morticians.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You use "opposites attract" to justify the age difference.
To do list
Rent out sweaters to people who are about to walk down the refridgerator isle at the grocery store. Make millions.
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We'll love you no matter what (verb) - We'll love you as long as you don't get pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The boys in your health class know more about your girl parts than you do...
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Balanced diet (noun) - One cheeseburger in each hand.
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Not all women are annoying, some are mute.
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Fear (noun) - When Microsoft Word asks if you want to save your changes and you don't remember making any changes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
In order to cheer you up, your girlfriend tells you that your penis is bigger than all of your friends'.