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Definition
Friendship (noun) - Not having to rely on Facebook to remember a birthday.
Tips for success
If you see a lady on the train or bus without a seat, be a gentleman and offer her your lap.
Definition
Cauliflower (noun) - Albino broccoli.
Fact
5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Definition
Witty retort (noun) - Something you think of long after it's needed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are holding 27 bottles of beer and you're not in a math problem...
Definition
Shower (noun) - A mystical place where hairbrushes transform into microphones and mixing shampoos together makes magical potions.
Definition
Dilemma (noun) - Two very good songs on two different stations.
Tips for success
When you are out of clean pants, extremely tight leggings may be substituted.
Realized
If all the starving people in the world died from starvation then only the people who are not starving would be left and World Hunger would be solved.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have two Facebook accounts; one as yourself, and one as a fictional character that comments on all of your posts so you don't look like a loser.
Realized
The Pringles guy looks just like a younger Mr. Monopoly.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have 19 kids... and counting.
Definition
That's a good question (phrase) - I don't know.
Fact
5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've started flirting with cleverbot.
Tips for success
Buy a Hummer and wear Ed Hardy t-shirts.
Definition
Fake texting (verb) - A way to avoid socially awkward situations.
Fact
As soon as you hold a Sharpie marker in your hand, you automatically want to draw on everything.
Definition
Web MD (proper noun) - What makes a mild cold into a deadly disease that will kill you within the next 24 hours.