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Signs that things aren't going so well
You take an IQ test. The results come back negative.
Fact
To steal ideas from one person is plagarism. To steal from many is research.
Fact
Teenagers want to be treated as adults on ever day except Halloween.
Tips for success
Garlic and onions have been scientifically proven to be natural aphrodisiacs. Eat them in mass quantities before your dates.
Fact
The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.
Tips for success
After spilling a box of thumbtacks, walking around barefoot can help make sure you found them all.
Tips for success
Never check behind your shower curtain for a murderer, it'll ruin the element of surprise.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You decide to stay up late to watch Golden Girls.
Tips for success
To avoid a last minute time crunch on Christmas, wrap the puppy in a box several weeks in advance.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason why your boyfriend kisses you anymore is because he enjoys the taste of your lip gloss.
Tips for success
Duct tape the remote control to your hand, so you never have to worry about losing it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Snooki is a published author.
Tips for success
Drop out of school. This way you can maximize your availability of hours while working at McDonald's.
Realized
Everything you learn after 5th grade is completely pointless, but your teachers will try to convince you otherwise.
Tips for success
Create an alter-ego on Facebook to comment on all of your statuses and write on your wall. It will make you seem cool and not desperate at all.
Definition
Awkward (adjective) - That moment when the music stops, but you're still belting out the song.
Tips for success
You can never have too many fanny packs.
Realized
High School is nothing like Glee.
Realized
When someone says, "This isn't up to par," they're complimenting your excellent work since in golf you try to score below par.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have Asian parents. You got a B+.