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Definition
Parents (noun) - People who blame innocent children for their mistakes and take credit for their successes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out that the word "gullible" is, in fact, in the dictionary.
Realized
Practical jokes aren't very practical.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The TSA pat down is your idea of a good time.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Christmas gifts to friends and family were "1 Free Hug" passes. You have no arms.
Fact
Everything you do seems louder when you're staying up later than your parents want you to.
Realized
After you die, someone has to delete your Facebook page.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You show to a party and Lady Gaga is wearing the same outfit as you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You refer to your black sweat pants as your formal wear.
Fact
The sound of your peeing is ten times louder at night.
Tips for success
Your friends will really appreciate it if you look at their internet history. It shows that you care about what they see on the internet.
Tips for success
Whilst doing your driving test, drive with no hands. It shows the instructor you are confident.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your imaginary friends play with each other instead of you.
Fact
If it's cold enough to wear uggs, it's not hot enough to wear booty shorts.
Tips for success
Never try your best. That way, you'll always have room to improve.
Definition
Nerd (noun) - Someone who will be attractive, smart, and super rich in the future.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just purchased a Costco sized pack of Plan B.
Tips for success
When reading a boring textbook passage, read it in a foreign accent.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cactus just died.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're clearing dinner dishes from your bathroom.