Chances are good that if you're reading this, you're a little bit like us, sarcastic and socially awkward. Welcome.
Submissions to Grouchy Rabbit are moderated by a lucky rabbit's foot which has been surgically attached to the leg of Louie, Jared's cat. If your submissions aren't being approved, it's because Louie is still healing from the surgery and can only work a few select hours during the day, specifically the hour right after his sponge bath and the hour right before his kitty facial and manicure. If you'd like to speed up the moderation process you can help by sending crates of tuna to our offices in Seattle, or alternatively, by getting your friends and family to moderate for us on the moderate page.