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Papercut (noun) - A tree's bitter revenge.
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Waffle (noun) - A plaid pancake.
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Push up bra (noun) - False advertising.
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That's what I've heard, anyway... (phrase) - I don't want to be held responsible for this opinion, even though it's my own.
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Disappointment (noun) - Reading "shake well" on the can after you opened it.
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Easter (noun) - A holiday where a rabbit brings you candy, and something about jesus.
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Assorted flavors (phrase) - Two good flavors and nineteen other ones that taste like crap.
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Cat (noun) - Something you think is cute, but is obviously plotting your demise.
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Karma (noun) - When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.
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Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.
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That's funny (phrase) - I couldn’t be bothered to even fake laugh at your joke.
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Narnia (noun) - The reason why gays don't want to come out of the closet.
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Canadians (noun) - Wimpy Americans.
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Say something funny (phrase) - An evil spell that makes it impossible for you to do so.
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Fox guarding the henhouse (phrase) - A pregnant woman left alone with ice cream in the freezer.
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Willpower (noun) - Getting up in the morning.
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Sarcasm (noun) - The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
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Wikipedia (proper noun) - The best friend that stayed up for two nights straight helping you write your term paper and slipped your mind when adding citations.
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Irony (noun) - When your friend says they "did good" on their English exam.
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Woman (noun) - Someone to make you sandwiches.
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