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Irony (noun) - telling Lord Voldemort he's being nosy.
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Twilight (proper noun) - Fire starter.
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My life is average (website) - Where preteens post last year's internet jokes and then congratulate one another on their creativity.
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Organic (adjective) - A grocery term which means twice as expensive.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you walk out of the handicap stall and there is a person in a wheelchair waiting for you to finish in an empty bathroom.
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Ice cream truck (noun) - A pedophile's dream car.
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Tomorrow (noun) - Your reward for not dying today.
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Childproof (adjective) - Adultproof.
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Voluptuous (adjective) - Fat.
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Chemistry (noun) - The muggle version of Potions.
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Zits (noun) - Your face speaking braille.
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Lol (abbreviation) - I have nothing else to say.
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Awkward (adjective) - When Edward Cullen and Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.
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Disappointment (noun) - Happening across bubble wrap that's already been popped.
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Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
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Juggling (verb) - A game of catch for lonely people.
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Patriotism (noun) - Thinking that your country is better than all others because you were born in it.
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Irony (noun) - Getting hit by an ambulance.
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Halloween (proper noun) - The only time you're encouraged to take candy from strangers.
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OMG (abbreviation) - The mating-call of tweens.
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