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I like your necklace (phrase) - I was looking at your boobs.
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Facebook status (noun) - A privilege which is overused by moody teenage girls.
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Frustration (noun) - Continuously sharpening your pencil because the lead keeps falling out.
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The flu (noun) - The only time it is socially acceptable to sleep on the bathroom floor naked.
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Strapless dress (noun) - Something you dance in for 10 seconds and then pull back up again.
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Awkward (adjective) - Looking into someone's eyes while eating a banana.
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Laugh track (noun) - Device used to tell stupid people when to laugh at unfunny TV shows.
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Speaking of which (phrase) - Used to transition from one topic to something completely unrelated.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you drop money in front of a homeless person, right after you told them you didn't have any money to give them.
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Nutella (proper noun) - The only reason to buy bread.
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Happiness (noun) - Facebook stalking your crush and discovering that they're single.
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Irony (noun) - telling Lord Voldemort he's being nosy.
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Terrifying (adjective) - When you see a spider in your room but it’s gone before you can get something to kill it with.
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Prom (noun) - A costly night of disappointment.
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Rain (noun) - Nature's way of telling you that your hair doesn't look so good today, and you should start over.
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Size doesn't matter (phrase) - My boyfriend has a small penis, but he's rich.
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Chocolate (noun) - A proven source of happiness.
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We hope to see you again (phrase) - Something you should never say while working in a hospital.
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Convertible (noun) - The official car of the midlife-crisis.
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I'm sick (phrase) - I really dont want to share my food with you.
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