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Gravity (noun) - A force that makes Earth boring.
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Chores (noun) - The only activity that makes homework desirable.
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Color Contacts (noun) - A way to turn your ugly eyes into beautiful lies.
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Facebook (proper noun) - Where grammar goes to die.
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Chocolate (noun) - A woman's high calorie substitute for happiness.
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Happy Birthday (phrase) - Congratulations on not dying in the past 365 days.
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Awkward (adjective) - The flesh colored crayon.
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Lazy (adjective) - When someone uses the elevator to get to the second floor.
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Fathers (noun) - Men with pictures in their wallets where their money used to be.
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Strapless dress (noun) - Something you dance in for 10 seconds and then pull back up again.
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Parents (noun) - People who blame innocent children for their mistakes and take credit for their successes.
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Multiple Choice (adjective) - Multiple Guess.
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Earth quake (noun) - The result of Chuck Norris meeting Charlie Sheen.
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You had to be there (phrase) - Used immediately after the realisation that the story you just told wasn't even remotely funny.
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Radio (noun) - A string of advertisements occasionally interrupted by a song.
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Disappointment (noun) - Saving the biggest present for last, then realizing that it is the worst one.
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Happiness (noun) - When your neighbor gets wireless internet and doesn't lock it.
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No, but close (phrase) - What a teacher says when you're completely wrong, but doesn't want to make you feel bad.
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Irrelephant (adjective) - Anything that is unrelated to elephants.
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Failure (noun) - Misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.
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