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Mom (noun) - The only person who will ever think that your school picture looks good.
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Stapler (noun) - The sewing machine of the ghetto.
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Synonym (noun) - A word you use when you can't figure out how to spell the other one.
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Lip gloss (noun) - Synonymous with snack.
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Paranoia (noun) - That feeling you get after answering "B" for the last five questions.
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My hand (noun) - A dolphin.
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Laptop (noun) - An expensive leg warmer.
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Nothing personal (phrase) - This is a direct insult to your character.
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Would you like your receipt? (phrase) - Would you throw this out for me?
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Disappointment (noun) - Stopping to smell a rose and then discovering that it's plastic.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you realize your homework has a backside.
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Tanning (noun) - Paying for skin cancer.
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Agony (noun) - The three-day waiting period before your Netflix arrives.
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Disappointment (noun) - Receiving no likes on a witty status update.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you realise there is no milk in the fridge after pouring the cereal.
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Cashew (noun) - The sound of a nut sneezing.
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Innocence (noun) - Something you know is lost when a banana is no longer just a banana.
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Eating (verb) - When there is nothing else to do.
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Just saying (phrase) - I don't want to make it sound like I'm arguing with you, even though I am.
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Joy (noun) - That moment when you see your food coming in a restaurant.