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Serving Size (noun) - One third of the amount needed to satisfy your hunger.
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Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.
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Muffin (noun) - Cake masterfully disguised as breakfast food.
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Like (verb) - When one is too lazy to write a comment.
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Growing up (verb) - When you realize that the rest of the world doesn't care about your problems.
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Autocorrect (noun) - A feature used to turn perfectly normal conversations awkward.
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Getting a pedicure (verb) - Having people insult you in Vietnamese.
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Death penalty (noun) - Killing people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong.
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Debate (noun) - Used to catch defish.
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Internet (noun) - Time thief.
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College (noun) - A fancy word meaning "expensive nap time."
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Cramming (verb) - Those five minute before the exam when your procrastination comes back to haunt you.
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Track suits (noun) - A form of birth control, dating from the 1960's.
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Dictator (noun) - A mean tater tot.
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We need to talk (phrase) - You are so screwed.
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MTV (proper noun) - A television channel that has everything but music.
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Grammar Check (noun) - A computer's way of telling you that it speaks better English than you.
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She has a great personality (phrase) - She's pretty ugly.
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Just sayin' (phrase) - I do not take any responsibility for the comment I just made.
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We can still be friends (phrase) - This is going to be really awkward and I don't want to hang out with you ever again.