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Cheerios (noun) - Doughnut seeds.
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I looked everywhere (phrase) - I checked like two or three places and then gave up.
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Friend zone (noun) - A nonexistant place that men make up as an excuse as to why nobody is into them.
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Facebook hacking (verb) - Leaving your Facebook open at a friend's house.
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Diet (noun) - Adding regret to your eating patterns.
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Teacher (noun) - An overeducated babysitter.
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Yoga pants (noun) - When sweatpants and leggings have a baby.
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Despair (noun) - When you go to the bathroom and realize there is no toilet paper left.
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Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
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Colorblind (adjective) - Roses are grey, violets are grey.
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Lost my train of thought (phrase) - What you say when you realize that what you were about to say is stupid.
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Christmas (noun) - The only time I wish I wasn't Jewish.
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Secret (noun) - What you tell everybody to not tell anyone else.
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Fart (noun)- Something whose smell and noise is directly porportional to the number of people in the room with you.
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College (noun) - An intermission between High School and the rest of your life where you make a bunch of bad decisions that make awesome stories for later on.
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Genetics (noun) - What you blame all of your flaws on.
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Diplomat (noun) - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Email (noun) - What we used to call gmail.
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Synonym (noun) - A word used in place of the one you can't spell.
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Pack of gum (noun) - Device that temporarily makes everyone your friend.
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