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Push up bra (noun) - False advertising.
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Radio (noun) - A device that plays ten songs repeatedly in thirty minute waves.
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Creeping (noun) Having a highly evolved sense of observation.
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A.D. (abbreviation) - After Dinosaurs.
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Well this is awkward (phrase) - A phrase used to make the situation even more awkward than it was before.
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Rubbing it in (phrase) - Asking the engineering majors where the party is...
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We should hang out (phrase) - I hope I never run into you again.
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Internet (noun) - The reason you are failing high school.
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Ice cream truck (noun) - A pedophile's dream car.
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What's up? (phrase) - I don't care about what you have to say; just ask me the same thing back so I can talk about myself.
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Gravity (noun) - A force that makes Earth boring.
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Alarm clock (noun) - Mental torture instrument.
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Laugh (verb) - What you do when the person that sped past you and flipped you off for going too slow is pulled over 15 miles later.
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African-American Berry (noun) - The politically correct term for a Blackberry cellphone.
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Karma (noun) - The law that if you don't replace the toilet paper you will be the first to use the bathroom again.
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Death penalty (noun) - Killing people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong.
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Ice cream truck (noun) - Something worth running after.
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Autocorrect (noun) - A feature used to turn perfectly normal conversations awkward.
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Real women have curves (phrase) - A wide-spread excuse to be overweight.
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Disappointment (noun) - When someone gives you raisins while trick-or-treating.