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Trail mix (noun) - A snack containing M&M's and some other stuff that you throw away.
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Horrifying (noun) - When you think you've taken the last step on the stairs but there's one more.
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Algebra homework (noun) - An obstacle course for your stick figures.
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Creeping (noun) Having a highly evolved sense of observation.
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Dog (noun) - A vaccum that you never have to empty.
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Winnie the Pooh (proper noun) - A fat bear with an eating disorder.
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Need (verb) - American slang for want.
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Whipped cream (noun) - A substitute for antidepressants.
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I'm typing up my research paper! (phrase) - I'm surfing the web and avoiding my research paper.
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Joy (noun) - That moment when you realize that your blinker is in sync with your music.
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Awkward (adjective) - Accidentally 'liking' your crush's status from two years ago on Facebook.
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Super Bowl (proper noun) - The only time that you go to the bathroom during the show and come back for the commercials.
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Rejection (noun) - When the automatic doors don't open for you.
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Bare feet (noun) - Small pebble magnets.
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Learning to drive (verb) - Knowing what laws you can break and when you can break them.
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Thanksgiving (proper noun) - The only holiday in America where virtually no part of our daily routine is changed.
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Panic (noun) - When you don't feel your phone in your pocket.
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Stalking (verb) - Nonconsensual follow the leader.
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You will use this in life (phrase) - What teachers say to reassure themselves that their professions are meaningful.
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I love how... (phrase) - I find it ridiculous that...