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Organic (adjective) - A grocery term which means twice as expensive.
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Boomerang (noun) - A Frisbee for people without friends.
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Creepy (adjective) - When a car follows you home in the dark until you realize it's your next door neighbor.
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Boobs (noun) - Totally awesome, unless they're on a guy.
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Would you like to try a bite? (phrase) - I'm offering you my food because I want you to give me some of yours!
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Childproof (adjective) - Adultproof.
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I could care less (phrase) - What idiots say when they mean they "couldn't care less."
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I'll pay you back soon (phrase) - You will never see this money again.
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Debate (noun) - Used to catch defish.
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Panic (noun) - When the fire alarm goes off and you're in the bathroom pooping.
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Weekend before exams (noun) - A period of time in which dish washing becomes a favorite activity.
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Panic (verb) - That moment when you think someone stole your car from the mall parking lot until you realize you parked in the next row.
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Irony (noun) - Drawing trees on paper.
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Burps (noun) - Your mouth's memories.
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NAP (acronym) - National Association of Procrastinators.
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No offense (phrase) - A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.
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Sarcasm (noun) - The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
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Flowers (noun) - Given to a girl in an attempt to make her forget what was done wrong.
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Difficult (adjective) - Trying to explain to your nerdy friend that the movie "Avatar" had absolutely nothing to do with Airbenders.
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Alcohol (noun) - A therapist that you can visit seven days a week.