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Fake texting (verb) - A way to avoid socially awkward situations.
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Not to be racist (phrase) - I'm about to say something racist.
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Irony (noun) - Rebecca Black performing on America's Got Talent.
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Joy (noun) - Finding a purple nerd in your box of pink ones.
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Braces (noun) - Tiny prisons for your teeth.
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Facebook hacking (verb) - Leaving your Facebook open at a friend's house.
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Valentine's Day (noun) - A day to remind you how much it sucks to be single.
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OMGZZZ (acronym) - The mating call of tweens everywhere.
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Stupidity (noun) - Spending real money on virtual items.
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I am going home for the weekend (phrase) - I am going to let my mountain of laundry be done while I raid the fridge and eat all I can.
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A.D. (abbreviation) - After Dinosaurs.
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Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
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We'll have to hang out soon! (phrase) - The nice way to say goodbye to a person that you secretly hate.
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Adulthood (noun) - Waking up from a nightmare and realizing there's no bigger bed to climb into.
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Birthday (noun) - The time when you receive the most Facebook notifications of the year.
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The Universe (noun) - Something that conspires against you without mercy.
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Yawn (verb) - Silently shouting for your teacher to shut up.
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I'm fine (phrase) - I am in a horrible depression, but you're supposed to already know that.
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I've got this friend (phrase) - What you say when wishing to refer to yourself in an awkward situation.
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Immature (noun) - A word boring people use to describe fun people.