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You had to be there (phrase) - That sounded so much funnier in my head...
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Heaven (noun) - A plate of warm chocolate chip cookies AND a new tub of cookie dough.
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Algebra (noun) - The result of math, the alphabet, and that crazy night in Vegas.
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Happiness (noun) - When you put on clothes straight from the dryer.
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Internship (noun) - Modern day slavery.
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Diet (noun) - Adding regret to your eating patterns.
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Canada (noun) - A frozen wasteland above the United States.
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Childproof (adjective) - Adultproof.
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Money can't buy happiness (phrase) - A saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich.
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Dog (noun) - A vaccum that you never have to empty.
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You look good (phrase) - You used to be fat.
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Hellen Keller joke (noun) - An incredibly efficient way to find out if your friends have a sense of humor.
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Polygamy (noun) - Being too cheap to hire a divorce lawyer.
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Dread (verb) - What happens when you realize you have an extremely important assignment due the next morning right before you are about to fall asleep.
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Disappointment (noun) - Receiving no likes on a witty status update.
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Awkward (noun) - When you have finished talking about the weather.
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History (noun) - A subject that studies the accomplishments of dead white men.
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Boomerang (noun) - A Frisbee for people without friends.
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Shut up (phrase) - A phrase used by people who can't think of a valid argument.
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Jerk (noun) - The person on The Price is Right who bids $1 over your bid, and then wins.
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