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Tide (proper noun) - Japan's least favorite laundry detergent.
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Society (noun) - An abstract concept that fat and ugly people blame their fat and ugliness on.
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Awkward (adjective) - The silence that occurs when you accidentally spit on the person you're talking to.
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They have a great personality (phrase) - They're ugly.
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That's a good question (phrase) - I don't know.
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Look it up yourself (phrase) - Parents way of saying they don't know the answer either.
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Laptop (noun) - An expensive leg warmer.
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Nerd (noun) - The person you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult.
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Growing up (verb) - When you realize that the rest of the world doesn't care about your problems.
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Cramming (verb) - Those five minute before the exam when your procrastination comes back to haunt you.
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Bacon (noun) - The only reason I'm not a vegetarian.
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Hedgehog (noun) - Furry, greedy little creature that needs to learn to share the hedge.
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Gum friend (noun) - The guy who's only friends with you when you have gum.
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purebred (noun) - An animal made entirely out of bread.
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The talk (noun) - The worst and most frightening moment in any childhood. Duration can range from five minutes to five hours. Always occurs with little to no warning.
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Priest (noun) - Pedophile with a passion for religion.
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Balanced diet (noun) - One cheeseburger in each hand.
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Lip gloss (noun) - Synonymous with snack.
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Shuffle (noun) - When your iPod plays all of the songs you don't want to listen to in a row.
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Papercut (noun) - A tree's bitter revenge.