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The Game (noun) - Something you just lost.
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Bubble wrap (noun) - Heroin for your fingers.
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Marching Band (noun) - The real reason people go to football games.
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Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
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Hungry (verb) - Something that only happens after brushing your teeth.
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Period (noun) - When a woman's body cries because it doesn't have a baby.
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You'll use this in life (phrase) - Lies told by sad math teachers because they had a miserable childhood.
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Break dancing (verb) - having a seizure on a piece of cardboard.
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Disapppointment (noun) - Dropping an Oreo in your milk and it falling apart before being able to pick it back up to eat it.
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Classic novel (noun) - A book which people praise but seldom read.
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Sports (noun) - The only time it is perfectly socially acceptable for men to slap each other on the butt.
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Highlighter (noun) - A marker used while studying which creates the illusion that you understand the material.
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Duct tape (noun) - Mute button for the girl held against her will in your basement.
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Shower (noun) - A place where I ponder life's philosophical questions, become a rock star, and day dream.
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Dog (noun) - A fluffy alarm clock.
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Ironic (adjective) - Vegan animal crackers.
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Break up (verb) - When you realize that your boyfriend is as dumb as your friends say he is.
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Impossible (adjective) - Fitting the last corner of the sheet onto a mattress.
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We really want to have children (phrase) - We really want to have children so we can ruin their lives and make them do all our chores.
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Duck tape (noun) - What you thought duct tape was when you were a kid.
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