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No pun intended (phrase) - What people say when no one laughs at their intended puns.
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Guess what?! (phrase) - Hurry up and say what so I can go on with my story.
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Disappointment (noun) - Receiving no likes on a witty status update.
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purebred (noun) - An animal made entirely out of bread.
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Love (noun) - When your boyfriend responds to your text messages while playing Call of Duty.
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Alcohol (noun) - A drink that makes bad decisions look good.
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College (noun) - A reason to make parents buy stuff for you again.
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Bi-sexual (adjective) - When being gay just isn't enough.
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Hurricane Irene (proper noun) - Nature's protest against shows like Jersey Shore.
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Sarcasm (noun) - The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
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Teenage boy (noun) - A bundle of sex hormones poorly disguised as a human being.
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Annoying (adjective) - Not. Being. Able. To. Read. This. Without. Pausing.
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Marriage (noun) - An excuse to gain 20 pounds.
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Happiness (noun) - When you get five chicken nuggets in your happy meal instead of four.
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Time zone (noun) - A mystical place where time travel is briefly possible.
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Children (noun) - A source of legal slave labor.
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Ect. (noun) - A word used to make people think you know more than you do.
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I don't wanna brag... (phrase) - What you say just before you brag shamelessly.
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Girlfriend (noun) - Someone who is generally ten to fifteen pounds heavier than you wish.
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Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocket ship; usually replaced with the ability to turn anything into a penis at puberty.
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