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Kardashian (proper noun) - The longest word in most teenage girls' vocabulary.
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Metabolism (noun) - A magical eat-anything-ticket distributed to only a select few favorites of the skinny fairy.
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Nutella (proper noun) - An acceptable way of eating chocolate for breakfast.
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Salt (noun) - Heart attack dust.
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Opening a pack of gum (verb) - The best way to make new friends.
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In a good way! (phrase) - What you exclaim after you've said something offensive.
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I kinda like you (phrase) - I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy.
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BFF (noun) - Free therapist.
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Getting a pedicure (verb) - Having people insult you in Vietnamese.
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Awkward (adjective) - That moment when you're singing a song and you sing the wrong words.
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Marriage (noun) - Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever.
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Happiness (noun) - When you roll onto the warm spot your laptop left in your bed. See also: loneliness.
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Urban Dictionary (proper noun) - Where we learn things that we don't want to ask our parents.
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Society (noun) - Something preteen girls blame their problems on without knowing it's true definition.
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Disappointment (noun) - Stopping to smell a rose and then discovering that it's plastic.
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Canadians (noun) - Americans who learned to diet and exercise.
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Company is over (phrase) - Wear pants at all times.
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Pancake (noun) - Maple syrup sponge.
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Dry clean only (adjective) - I'm still putting this shirt in the washer.
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Final (noun) - A test designed by teachers to lower self esteem.