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Sunday (noun) - The day to do all your homework that was assigned on Friday.
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Algebra teacher (noun) - The only job that requires you to know Algebra.
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Bacon (noun) - A cure to vegetarianism.
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Apostrophe (noun) - A comma that got high.
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Caps Lock (noun) - Billy Mayes mode.
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Kardashian (proper noun) - The longest word in most teenage girls' vocabulary.
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Happy Birthday (phrase) - Congratulations on not dying in the past 365 days.
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Laziness (noun) - The art of kicking an ice cube under the fridge because you don't want to bend down to throw it away.
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Bathing (verb) - The idea that swimming in your own filth will make you cleaner.
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Anticipation (noun) - 11:10.
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Parents (noun) - Living recollections of your embarrassing childhood memories.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you say goodbye to someone, but keep walking the same way.
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Fake texting (verb) - A way to avoid socially awkward situations.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you ask the black kid in your class for the skin colored crayon.
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Speaking of which (phrase) - Used to transition from one topic to something completely unrelated.
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Hufflepuff (noun) - The Canada of Hogwarts.
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Call of Duty (noun) - An effective form of birth control.
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Facebook (proper noun) - Place where all the best laid plans for finishing your homework go to die.
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Insomniac (noun) - A teenager with an internet connection.
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College (noun) - Where sleep is replaced by caffeine.