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Happiness (noun) - When you roll onto the warm spot your laptop left in your bed. See also: loneliness.
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Sleep (noun) - An urban myth told by college students before finals.
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Cheerleader (noun) - A girl whose mother always wanted to be popular in high school.
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Finals (noun) - Tests that show how much you spaced out in class.
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Lent (noun) - A weight loss plan made less breakable due to religious contract.
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Sick (noun) - When you get to lay in bed and everyone does everything for you.
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Twitter (noun) - The social network that your parents and close relatives haven't ruined for you yet.
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College (noun) - The worst thing that could possibly happen to your liver.
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Shirt sleeve (noun) - Place to wipe your snot when you're sick.
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Zombies (noun) - The only men that will love you for your brains.
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Valentine's day (noun) - When small, fat babies pointing weapons at you is considered romantic.
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Pancake (noun) - Maple syrup sponge.
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Awkward (adjective) - The flesh colored crayon.
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Target (noun) - Wal-Mart for winners.
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You know what I mean? (phrase) - A way of explaining nothing while trying to sound like you know what your talking about.
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Awkward (adjective) - When your fat friend complains about being fat.
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Putting it in God's hands (phrase) - Religious slang for "I give up."
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Sarcasm (noun) - The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
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Year (noun) - A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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I'm not book smart, I'm street smart (phrase) - I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart.