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Scholarship (noun) - White man's way of saying, "sorry for what my ancestors did to your ancestors."
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Conundrum (noun) - When you see an endangered animal eating endangered plants.
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Dilemma (noun) - Two very good songs on two different stations.
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Horror (noun) - The feeling you get after dropping something in the toilet.
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Have a good summer (phrase) - I don't know you, but I feel bad writing nothing but my name in your yearbook.
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Raisin (noun) - A grape with skin cancer.
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Happy Birthday (phrase) - I don't know you, but we're Facebook friends.
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Nutella (proper noun) - Like cocaine, except you gain weight.
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Nectarine (noun) - A peach that has yet to go through puberty.
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Cynical (adjective) - Realistic.
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Group project (noun) - A project in which you are forced to do all of the work of the lazy students that the professor decided to group you with.
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Agony (noun) - Induced by a slow Internet connection.
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Need (verb) - American slang for "want."
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Lent (noun) - A weight loss plan made less breakable due to religious contract.
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Laugh (verb) - What you do when the person that sped past you and flipped you off for going too slow is pulled over 15 miles later.
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Internet (noun) - Time thief.
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Complete victory (noun) - The feeling you get when you finally kill the fly with the swatter.
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Spell check (noun) - The only reason you don't sound like a complete idiot on the Internet.
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Bro (noun) - A guy who doesn't care what women think, say, or do, which makes him irresistable to women everywhere.
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I have a headache (phrase) - I don't feel like faking an orgasm tonight.