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I'm going to bed (phrase) - I would rather be doing something else, so I'm ending this conversation.
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Bi-sexual (adjective) - When being gay just isn't enough.
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Insomniac (noun) - Teenager with an Internet connection.
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Money laundering (verb) - When you accidently wash your money along with your clothes.
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Bacon (noun) - The main reason you are not a vegetarian.
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All-nighter (noun) - School's way of collecting on all those hours of naptime in kindergarden, with interest.
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Compromise (noun) - An agreement whereby both parties recieved what neither of them wanted.
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College student (noun) - Someone who will never deny a free meal.
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Ironic (adjective) - When people complain about other people complaining.
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Needs no introduction (phrase) - But because I think you're all too stupid to figure it out, I'll introduce them anyway...
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Happiness (noun) - Putting on your winter coat from last year and finding twenty bucks in your pocket.
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Dictionary (noun - the only place where marriage comes before sex anymore.
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Teacher (noun) - One who kills your love of books, math and science.
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Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something you said and fully meant.
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Guilty (adjective) - When your friend falls, you laugh and then realize they're actually hurt.
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Marching Band (noun) - The real reason people go to football games.
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Teenager (noun) - Someone who is well prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not for tomorrows math test.
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Awkward (adjective) - The silence that occurs when you accidentally spit on the person you're talking to.
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Cannibalism (noun) - Hugging someone with your teeth.
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College (noun) - A reason to make parents buy stuff for you again.