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Shower (noun) - A sunburn detector.
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College (noun) - The only place you will pay $30,000 a year to party.
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Awkward (adjective) - When a fat kid says "that's how I roll."
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All natural and gluten free (phrase) - Code for "non-edible."
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Spy (noun) - A paid stalker.
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Organic (adjective) - A grocery term which means twice as expensive.
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Love songs (noun) - A genre of music that is overly played yet still manages to mock you with a romance that you can never have.
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Space under your bed (noun) - The dwelling of monsters.
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Midnight (noun) - When everything in the fridge looks much more appetizing than it did five hours ago.
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Pharmacist (noun) - A drug dealer with a white coat.
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Tickling (verb) - Like being raped, but you're forced to laugh.
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OMG (abbreviation) - The mating-call of tweens.
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I have a headache (phrase) - I don't feel like faking an orgasm tonight.
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Awkward (adjective) - When your teacher asks the Jewish kid in your class what he would like for Christmas.
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Secret (noun) - Something that you tell other people to get attention.
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Alone (adjective) - When the five-second rule becomes the five minute rule.
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The Debt Ceiling (noun) - The only time when raising the roof isn't totally awesome.
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Marriage (noun) - A legal form of slavery.
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Feminist (noun) - A woman that pretends to be offended, only because boys don't flirt with her.
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Headphones (noun) - Awkward situation avoiders.
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