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This is stupid (phrase) - I suck at this and you're winning.
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Gummy Vitamins (proper noun) - How you discover that it's possible to overdose on vitamins.
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New Year's Card (noun) - A Christmas card for procrastinators.
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Guitar (noun) - Object used to pick up girls.
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Annoying (adjective) - When your skinny friend complains about being fat.
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Despair (noun) - When you double-space your essay and it's still not long enough.
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Sleep (noun) - An urban myth told by college students before finals.
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Summer (noun) - Waking up at 11:30 and not knowing whether to have breakfast or lunch.
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Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.
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Success (noun) - The feeling you get when you correctly align the cursor so you can click the "Next" button on every page without moving the mouse.
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Fat (noun) - A layer of jollyness under the skin.
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Awkward (adjective) - The moment when you put your dirty plate in the sink when somebody is doing the dishes.
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"I'm going to bed." (phrase) - I'm going to mess around in my room for the next three hours until I finally feel the need to fall asleep.
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You know what I mean? (phrase) - A way of explaining nothing while trying to sound like you know what your talking about.
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Acupuncture (noun) - Paying someone to stab you until you go limp.
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Pregnancy (noun) - Going through nine months of misery only to realize that it gets worse.
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Ice cream truck (noun) - A pedophile's dream car.
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Yellow light (noun) - Challenge accepted.
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Hipster (noun) - Someone who pays attention to pop culture more than a normal person would so they can avoid conforming to it.
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Inside joke (noun) - Sarah knows what I'm talking about...