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Priest (noun) - Pedophile with a passion for religion.
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Facebook (noun) - A public memorial to a life that could have been.
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Braces (noun) - Tiny prisons for your teeth.
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Mosquito (noun) - A vampire that doesn't turn you into one, just watches you sleep and irritates you.
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Laziness (noun) - The art of kicking an ice cube under the fridge because you don't want to bend down to throw it away.
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Not to be racist (phrase) - I'm about to say something racist.
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Easter (noun) - A holiday where a rabbit brings you candy, and something about jesus.
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Weekend before exams (noun) - A period of time in which dish washing becomes a favorite activity.
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Firefox pop-up blocker (noun) - A pop-up that lets you know that they blocked a pop-up.
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Workaholic (noun) - A person who is addicted to workahol.
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College (noun) - A nine-month hiatus from hygiene, responsibility and respect for the law.
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Whatever (exclamation) - I just lost that argument, but I'm not gonna admit it.
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I may be coming (phrase) - I have no intention at all of attending your party.
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Teacher (noun) - A sadist who uses papers, schoolwork, and tests instead of whips and chains.
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You don't have to buy me a present (phrase) - Buy me the most expensive thing in the store or we're through.
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Gullible (adjective) - A commonly used word that is not found in the dictionary.
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President (noun) - The person to blame when everything in the US turns to crap.
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Cannibal (noun) - Someone who is fed up with people.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you de-friend somebody on Facebook and they friend request you again.
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It's complicated (phrase) - What 11-year-old girls put as their relationship status on Facebook when their boyfriends forget to text them back one night.