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There's no food in the house (phrase) - We are out of cookies and ice cream.
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Relief (noun) - When that giant spider on your bathroom floor turns out to be hair.
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Sports (noun) - The only time it is perfectly socially acceptable for men to slap each other on the butt.
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I am going home for the weekend (phrase) - I am going to let my mountain of laundry be done while I raid the fridge and eat all I can.
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Workaholic (noun) - A person who is addicted to workahol.
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Don't try this at home (phrase) - Try this at a friend's house instead.
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Sleep (noun) - Nothing that can't be solved with a little caffeine.
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Can I borrow a pen? (phrase) - You're never getting this back.
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Making breakfast (verb) - Your boyfriend's way of insuring that you will have dishes to wash when you get home from work.
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Rubbing it in (phrase) - Asking the engineering majors where the party is...
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Notebook (noun) - The thing you pretend you're taking notes in.
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Acne (noun) - God's way of trying to keep teenagers celibate.
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Miracle (noun) - When your iPod plays two good songs in a row.
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Bootcamp (noun) - A place where boots are only slightly relavent.
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Awkward (noun) - When you have finished talking about the weather.
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Picture Day (noun) - The one day of the year where you're guaranteed to look your absolute worst.
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Peter Pan (noun) - A story encouraging boys to stalk girls and their families, kidnap them, take them to their house, and force the girls to become the mother of several children that you have found over the years.
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Dry clean only (phrase) - I will never wash this, ever.
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Relief (noun) - That feeling you get after you realize your computer auto-saved your midterm paper right before it crashed.
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Period (noun) - A gnome with a machete running around in your stomach.
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