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Mom (noun) - The only person who will ever think that your school picture looks good.
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Terror (adjective) - The millisecond that you lean your chair back a little too far.
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Cheerleader (noun) - A girl whose mother always wanted to be popular in high school.
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Happiness (noun) - When the papers you get are still warm from the copy machine.
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Spell check (noun) - The only reason you don't sound like a complete idiot on the Internet.
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Community swimming pool (noun) - A place to swim not only in your own pee, but other people's pee as well.
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Sadness (noun) - When you see your food coming in a restaurant and then it turns out not to be yours.
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Awkward (adjective) - That moment when you realize no one's listening, so you slowly stop talking.
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And you were there (phrase) - The only way to get someone to listen to your dream, whether they were actually there or not.
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Diploma (noun) - A piece of paper that shows you knew how to use Wikipedia and cheat for four years.
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Pharmacist (noun) - A person trained to read doctor's handwriting.
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Stick (noun) - A boomerang that doesn't come back.
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Let's hang out sometime (phrase) - I feel bad that we don't talk anymore, so I hope saying this makes me feel better, even though we both know it isn't going to happen.
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Capris (noun) - Pants for short people.
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Family (noun) - Those who don't mind you peeing with the door open.
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Caps Lock (noun) - WHAT YOU USE WHEN YOU WANT TO YELL AT SOMEONE OVER THE INTERNET.
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I got a new phone (phrase) - I didn't save your number the first time because I find you annoying.
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Best friend (noun) - What you call a person when you can rummage through their fridge unattended and not feel awkward.
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Spider (noun) - Nature's way of telling you that you're a little girl.
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Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocket ship; usually replaced with the ability to turn anything into a penis at puberty.
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