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Gynecologist (noun) - Pervert with a medical degree.
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Irony (noun) - You hated nap time when you were a kid.
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No pun intended (phrase) - I made a lame pun and want to point it out to you.
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Husband (noun) - A source of income.
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Cookie season (noun) - The only time a year no one will make fun of you for being a Girl Scout.
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Pepsi (noun) - For when you don't have Coke.
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Rejection (noun) - When the automatic doors don't open for you.
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Teacher (noun) - Professional grammar Nazi.
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Miracle (noun) - When your iPod plays two good songs in a row.
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Secret (noun) - What you tell everybody to not tell anyone else.
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Terrifying (adjective) - When you see a spider in your room but it’s gone before you can get something to kill it with.
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Group project (noun) - Time to relax while you watch some nerd who cares do all the work.
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Duct tape (noun) - The idiot's solution to everything.
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Company (noun) - Your mom's excuse to have you clean the entire house.
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Canadian bacon (noun) - Slices of ham masquerading as real bacon.
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Cat (noun) - A bipolar creature which would as soon gouge your eyes out as it would cuddle.
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Amusement (noun) - Watching your teacher spend 90% of the class time attempting to work the SmartBoard.
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Like button (noun) - I don't want to seem like I don't care about your life, but your status updates are about as fun to read as a VCR manual.
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Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
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Turkey (noun) - What is made when you go in for a high five, but your friend goes in for a fist bump.