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Floor (noun) - The largest shelf you own.
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Uncle Ben's (proper noun) - Spiderman's least favorite rice.
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Right of way (phrase) - The person with the largest truck.
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Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason you passed your French class.
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Spring break (noun) - The tease whore little sister of summer vacation.
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Let me be frank (phrase) - Let me be openly mean to you.
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Alcohol (noun) - A therapist that you can visit seven days a week.
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Irony (noun) - Dropping your iPhone in Apple juice.
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Honeymoon (noun) - The absolute worst time to get your period.
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OMG (abbreviation) - The mating-call of tweens.
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Chemistry (noun) - The time kids pretend graduated cylinders are bongs.
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Suspense (noun) - When you are just about to apply medicine to a cut and you aren't sure if it will sting or not.
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Teenager (noun) - Someone who is well prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not for tomorrows math test.
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Younger siblings (noun) - Reminders that your parents still have sex.
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Willpower (noun) - The ability to cook bacon and not eat all of it by yourself.
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Sadness (noun) - When your cookie breaks off into your glass of milk.
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Vodka (noun) - Truth serum.
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Awkward (adjective) - Giving a paraplegic a standing ovation.
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Mosquito (noun) - An excuse to hit friends.
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Archaeologist (noun) - A grave robber who went to college.