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Internship (noun) - Exploitation of college students disguised as work experience.
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Valentine's day (noun) - When small, fat babies pointing weapons at you is considered romantic.
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I'll do it in a minute (phrase) - I'm never going to do it, I just want you to shut up.
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That came out wrong (phrase) - You just said out loud what you were thinking, in the exact same way you were thinking it.
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Secret admirer (noun) - A stalker with stationery.
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Bittersweet (adjective) - Successfully popping every bubble on your bubble wrap sheet.
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Disappointment (noun) - Receiving no likes on a witty status update.
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Sweet revenge (noun) - When you eat your siblings' Halloween candy.
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Secret (noun) - Something that you tell other people to get attention.
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Kangaroo (noun) - A major mode of transport for Australians.
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Fountain of Youth (noun) - Photoshop.
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Honeymoon (noun) - The absolute worst time to get your period.
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Hedgehog (noun) - A small creature which selfishly inhabits a hedge.
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Radio (noun) - A device that plays ten songs repeatedly in thirty minute waves.
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Calculator (noun) - Home of a tiny Asian man.
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Ironic (adjective) - When people complain about other people complaining.
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Alcohol (noun) - A bitter fluid used to help white people dance.
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Organic chemistry (noun) - The reason science majors decide to pursue a career at the local Wal-Mart instead.
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Automatic flushing toilet (noun) - A device used to let you know when you are half way done peeing.
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Yoga pants (noun) - When sweatpants and leggings have a baby.