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I'm tired (phrase) - I'm lazy and don't want to talk to you.
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Childhood (noun) - When you could eat a popsicle without it looking dirty.
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Shower (noun) - The original autotune.
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Hedgehog (noun) - A small creature which selfishly inhabits a hedge.
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Mom (noun) - The only person who will ever think that your school picture looks good.
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Twitter (noun) - The social network that your parents and close relatives haven't ruined for you yet.
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Friend zone (noun) - A guy who does everything like the boyfriend, without reaping any of the benefits.
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School Picture Day (noun) - The one day of the year when you don't look your best.
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It's a long story (phrase) - It's not a long story, I just don't like you enough to tell you.
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Boomerang (noun) - A Frisbee for people without friends.
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Calorie (noun) - Measurement that only counts when someone is around.
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Based on the bestselling novel (phrase) - If you read the book you will probably hate the movie, but we know you're going to watch it anyway.
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Google (noun, verb) - The reason why you are passing high school.
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Disappointment (noun) - When the cookie falls to the bottom of your glass of milk.
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Cauliflower (noun) - Albino broccoli.
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Romance novel (noun) - Socially acceptable pornography, for women.
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Procrastination (noun) - The art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Creepy (adjective) - When a car follows you home in the dark until you realize it's your next door neighbor.
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Glue (noun) - A substance used for coating hands, then peeling off, repeatedly.
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Anger (noun) - When you finish an hour long assignment, then realize that you did the wrong one.