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Kangaroo (noun) - A major mode of transport for Australians.
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Awkward (adjective) - When a condom commercial comes on during family movie night.
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Headphones (noun) - A device used to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.
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Happiness (noun) - Finding money in an old birthday card.
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Love (noun) - A word you put between "I" and "you" when you want something.
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Consciousness (noun) - That annoying time between naps.
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Anticipation (noun) - 11:10.
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Failure (noun) - Misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.
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I'll have my people contact your people (phrase) - Neither of us have people. My mom is gonna call yours.
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They're really nice though... (phrase) - I just said something terrible about someone but don't want to look bad.
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Irony (noun) - telling Lord Voldemort he's being nosy.
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College (noun) - An intermission between High School and the rest of your life where you make a bunch of bad decisions that make awesome stories for later on.
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Daydreaming (verb) - Realizing you have been staring at someone for the past 10 minutes.
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Air (noun) - A balloon with its skin off.
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A.D. (abbreviation) - After Dinosaurs.
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The Internet (noun) - A device designed to prevent anyone from getting any work done before it becomes late.
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Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
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Family (noun) - Those who don't mind you peeing with the door open.
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Irony (noun) - Eating eggs and bacon while playing Angry Birds.
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Apostrophe (noun) - A comma that got high.