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Allergies (noun) - Plants having sex with your nose and eyes.
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That's what I've heard, anyway... (phrase) - I don't want to be held responsible for this opinion, even though it's my own.
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Shower (noun) - A place where you make your life changing decisions and do the most hardcore thinking.
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Memory impairment (noun) - The free prize at the bottom of every bottle of vodka.
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Plagiarism (noun) - Getting in trouble for something you didn't do.
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Hammer (Noun) - A tool that fixes everything.
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Happiness (noun) - When you think that you overslept and then realize you woke up early instead.
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Shoe cleaner (noun) - The bristles on the side of an escalator.
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Thesaurus (noun) - The book that is also a dinosaur.
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Life (noun) - A terminal disease contracted at birth.
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Joy (noun) - When you open to the exact page you wanted in your textbook on the first try.
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Friends (noun) - Enemies that just haven't attacked you yet.
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Excitement (noun) - Finding another layer of chocolates in the box.
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Well this is awkward (phrase) - A phrase used to make the situation even more awkward than it was before.
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Jury (noun) - 12 people who decide which client has the better attorney.
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Conclusion (noun) - When you get tired of thinking.
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Dog (noun) - A vaccum that you never have to empty.
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Homework (noun) - A legal form of forced labor.
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Long-distance boyfriend (noun) - A gift from God that allows girls to go weeks without shaving.
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Closet (noun) - A place to throw your clothes when your mom tells you to go clean your room.
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