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I'm an adult (phrase) - What a grown person says when they're acting like a child.
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Floor (noun) - The largest shelf you own.
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Hickey (noun) - The mark of a failed attempt at being a vampire.
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Hipster (noun) - Someone who pays attention to pop culture more than a normal person would so they can avoid conforming to it.
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Panic (verb) - That moment when you think someone stole your car from the mall parking lot until you realize you parked in the next row.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you look at your neighbors window and see them staring back at you.
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Confidence (noun) - Leaving the house without deleting your internet history.
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Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason you passed your French class.
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Grapefruit. (noun) - An item created for the sole purpose of giving humans something to compare tumors to.
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Meteorologist (noun) - The only profession where you can be wrong 365 days of the year and keep your job.
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BFF (noun) - Free therapist.
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I got a new phone (phrase) - I didn't save your number the first time because I find you annoying.
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Dingo (noun) - Angry dog that steals babies.
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Awkward (adjective) - The way casting directors must feel when they are selecting somebody to play the role of the ugly weirdo.
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Because I said so (phrase) - A phrase adults use when they don't actually have a reason for making kids do something.
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College (noun) - Where sleep is replaced by caffeine.
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Break dancing (verb) - having a seizure on a piece of cardboard.
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Cashew (noun) - The sound of a nut sneezing.
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Cramming (verb) - Those five minute before the exam when your procrastination comes back to haunt you.
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Funeral (noun) - The only place where 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean two completely different things.