Twitter (noun) - The social network that your parents and close relatives haven't ruined for you yet.
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Pregnancy (noun) - The most celebrated STD.
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Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
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Right of way (phrase) - The person with the largest truck.
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Canadians (noun) - Americans who learned to diet and exercise.
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3D movie (noun) - An entertaining headache.
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Period (noun) - Punishment for not getting pregnant.
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Hickey (noun) - The mark of a failed attempt at being a vampire.
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Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason you passed Spanish.
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Success (noun) - Turning the shower on but getting your arm out of the way before the cold water hits you.
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Awkward (adjective) - The moment when you put your dirty plate in the sink when somebody is doing the dishes.
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It's what's on the inside that counts (phrase) - A saying to make ugly people feel better about themselves.
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Mother-in-law (noun): Someone who has an irrational hatred for you.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you're describing to your friend something funny that happened in class, and then you realize that they're in the same class.
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Birthday (noun) - When you post every inside joke you can recall on a friend's wall.
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Prom (noun) - Where unreal expectations go to die.
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Happy Birthday (phrase) - I don't know you, but we're Facebook friends.
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Graduation gown (noun) - Article of clothing that reminds you of how much cooler your school would have been if you were a wizard.
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Spring (noun) - Time to start shaving again.
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