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Awkward (adjective) - When you're describing to your friend something funny that happened in class, and then you realize that they're in the same class.
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Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.
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Math (acronym) - Mental Abuse to Humans.
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Romance novel (noun) - Socially acceptable pornography, for women.
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Slut (noun) - A woman with the morals of a man.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you look at the clock and it reads 11:12.
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Creepy (adjective) - Tickling somebody without smiling at the same time.
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Diplomat (noun) - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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I'm going to bed (phrase) - I would rather be doing something else, so I'm ending this conversation.
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Fathers (noun) - Men with pictures in their wallets where their money used to be.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you fall asleep watching a movie on HBO and wake up in the middle of the night watching porn.
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Well this is awkward (phrase) - A phrase used to make the situation even more awkward than it was before.
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Confidence (noun) - Leaving the house without deleting your internet history.
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Disappointment (noun) - Stopping to smell a rose and then discovering that it's plastic.
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Hammer (Noun) - A tool that fixes everything.
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Despair (noun) - When you double-space your essay and it's still not long enough.
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Ignorant (adjective) - A way of calling someone stupid while sounding smart in the process.
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Happiness (noun) - Finding money in an old birthday card.
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Steel wool (noun) - A robot's pubic hair.
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I'm fat (phrase) - The way 'attention whore' is sometimes spelled.