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Disappointment (noun) - When the cookie falls to the bottom of your glass of milk.
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Studying (noun) - The period of time when your room just begs to be cleaned.
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Lol (abbreviation) - I have nothing else to say.
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Patriotism (noun) - Thinking that your country is better than all others because you were born in it.
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Bachelor pad (noun) - A place in which all of the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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Let me be frank (phrase) - Let me be openly mean to you.
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It was mutual (phrase) - I got dumped.
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Flowers (noun) - Given to a girl in an attempt to make her forget what was done wrong.
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Cheerleader (noun) - A girl whose mother always wanted to be popular in high school.
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Period (noun) - When a woman's body cries because it doesn't have a baby.
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Joy (noun) - That moment when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
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Marching Band (noun) - The real reason people go to football games.
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There (noun) - The same thing as "their" or "they're," especially if you're an idiot.
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Brand name (noun) - Paying more for something so that others know you're paying more for something.
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Irrelephant (adjective) - Anything that is unrelated to elephants.
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Twins (noun) - 2 babies for the price of 1.
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Excitement (noun) - Finding another layer of chocolates in the box.
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The talk (noun) - The worst and most frightening moment in any childhood. Duration can range from five minutes to five hours. Always occurs with little to no warning.
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Awkward (adjective) - That moment during an argument that you realize you are wrong.
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Stapler (noun) - The sewing machine of the ghetto.