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Fart (noun)- Something whose smell and noise is directly porportional to the number of people in the room with you.
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Awkward (adjective) - Coming back from the bathroom and your friend asks you what took you so long.
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"I'm going to bed." (phrase) - I'm going to mess around in my room for the next three hours until I finally feel the need to fall asleep.
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Passover (noun) - Spring cleaning for your colon.
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Hickey (noun) - The mark of a failed attempt at being a vampire.
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Just sayin' (phrase) - A phrase used to make the previous comment less offensive.
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Shower (noun) - A place for nonexistent murderers to hide.
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Babysitting (verb) - The most effective form of birth control.
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College (noun) - A reason to make parents buy stuff for you again.
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Wikipedia (proper noun) - The best friend that stayed up for two nights straight helping you write your term paper and slipped your mind when adding citations.
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Slug (noun) - A homeless snail.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you realise there is no milk in the fridge after pouring the cereal.
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Genetics (noun) - What you blame all of your flaws on.
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Workaholic (noun) - A person who is addicted to workahol.
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Microbiologist (noun) - A midget who studies life.
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You had to be there (phrase) - Said when the story you just told isn't as funny as you thought it was.
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Calories (noun) - Something that ceases to exist as soon as you lose track of how many cookies you've eaten.
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Flu (noun) - The only time when having used tissues laying next to your bed is socially acceptable.
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Multitask (verb) - Opening the door with your foot because you have a brownie in one hand and a glass of milk in the other.
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Kids (noun) - Punishment for having sex.