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Blackmail (noun) - The hobby that pays.
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Peter Pan (noun) - A story encouraging boys to stalk girls and their families, kidnap them, take them to their house, and force the girls to become the mother of several children that you have found over the years.
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I got a new phone (phrase) - I didn't save your number the first time because I find you annoying.
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Awkward (adjective) - Those first few minutes after slavery was abolished.
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All-nighter (noun) - School's way of collecting on all those hours of naptime in kindergarden, with interest.
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Bacon (noun) - A cure to vegetarianism.
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Algebra (noun) - What happens when mathematics has sex with the alphabet.
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High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
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Nutella (noun) - A reason to buy bread.
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Awkward (adjective) - That moment when everyone stops talking when a teacher walks in, but you're still loudly shouting some random nonsense.
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Innocence (noun) - Something you know is lost when a banana is no longer just a banana.
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Gum (noun) - Popularity in the form of a stick.
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Thanksgiving (noun) - A time when you re-affirm why you and your relatives live thousands of miles apart.
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Advice (noun) - People's own regrets about their life choices projected onto you.
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Joy (noun) - That moment when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
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Friends (noun) - Enemies that just haven't attacked you yet.
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Awkward (adjective) - Trying to use the fat booth app on someone who is already fat.
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Hypothetically (adverb) - A word put in front of a question so that one doesn't end up in trouble if the answer is not what one hopes it to be.
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Manicure (noun) - Paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
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Cheerleader (noun) - A girl whose mother always wanted to be popular in high school.