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Teamwork (noun) - Any exercise in which you can blame your team if it's wrong.
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Awkward (adjective) - Those 30 seconds while you and the sandwich maker look at each other while the bread is being toasted at Subway.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you realize your homework has a backside.
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Friend zone (noun) - A nonexistant place that men make up as an excuse as to why nobody is into them.
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Kindergarten teacher (noun) - Someone who makes the little things in life count.
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Pillow (noun) - A weapon and shield in pillow fights, as well as material for forts.
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Bobby pins (noun) - The ninjas of hair accessories.
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Study break (noun) - Going from procrastinating with your textbooks open to procrastinating with them shut.
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Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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Sorry, my phone was off (phrase) - An excuse to ignore your paranoid mother.
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Hickey (noun) - The reason turtlenecks were invented.
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Sleep (noun) - Nothing that can't be solved with a little caffeine.
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iPod (noun) - A device used to block out the annoying jerks sitting next to you.
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Real women have curves (phrase) - A wide-spread excuse to be overweight.
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Share the road (phrase) - Don't hit the bikers who don't know how to follow laws.
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Global warming (noun) - Mother nature's hot flashes.
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Sports (noun) - The only time it is perfectly socially acceptable for men to slap each other on the butt.
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Let's hang out sometime (phrase) - I feel bad that we don't talk anymore, so I hope saying this makes me feel better, even though we both know it isn't going to happen.
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Cupcake (noun) - A muffin with low self-esteem.
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Irony (noun) - Rebecca Black performing on America's Got Talent.