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Happiness (noun) - When the papers you get are still warm from the copy machine.
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Lost my train of thought (phrase) - What you say when you realize that what you were about to say is stupid.
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Chemistry (noun) - The muggle version of Potions.
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Florida (noun) - Where fun isn't the only thing that goes to die.
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Need (verb) - American slang for "want."
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Mom (noun) - Woman who gave birth to you and uses that as an excuse to make you do things for her.
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Bliss (noun) - Wearing clothes straight out of the dryer.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you realize that your chocolate bunny is hollow.
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Not to sound creepy, but... (phrase) - I am about to divulge just how thoroughly I have stalked your life.
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Neighbor (noun) - A person who lives close to you and must be either crazy, loud, or religious.
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No pun intended (phrase) - What people say when no one laughs at their intended puns.
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Marching Band (noun) - The real reason people go to football games.
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Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
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Joy (noun) - When you open to the exact page you wanted in your textbook on the first try.
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Email (noun) - What we used to call gmail.
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Surprise me (phrase) - The time where the waiter chooses the most expensive thing on the menu.
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Men's skinny jeans (noun) - The government's way of preventing teen pregnancy.
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Eski-ho (noun) - A girl who wears UGGS with a short skirt or shorts.
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Arnold Schwarzaneggar (proper noun) - Sarah Palin with muscles.
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Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.