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Family (noun) - Those who don't mind you peeing with the door open.
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Mop (noun) - The tool you used to learn what color your floor is.
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Google (noun, verb) - The reason why you are passing high school.
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My mom said I can't (phrase) - I don't want to go but I'm going to say my mom won't let me.
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Canadians (noun) - Wimpy Americans.
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Awkward (adjective) - Running by someone in a wheelchair.
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Because I said so (phrase) - A phrase adults use when they don't actually have a reason for making kids do something.
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Bath (noun) - The only place where you can lie in your own filth and not be criticized for it.
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Capris (noun) - Pants for short people.
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Math club (noun) - A club initiated by lonely math teachers to guide young teenagers toward social suicide.
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Clean your room (phrase) - Stuffing everything in sight under your bed.
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Trail mix (noun) - A snack containing M&M's and some other stuff that you throw away.
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Homework (noun) - What you should be doing right now.
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Calorie (noun) - Measurement that only counts when someone is around.
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Stalker (noun) - What you feel like when you walk behind someone who is walking in the same direction you are.
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You don't have to buy me a present (phrase) - Buy me the most expensive thing in the store or we're through.
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Hellen Keller joke (noun) - An incredibly efficient way to find out if your friends have a sense of humor.
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Cupcake (noun) - A gay muffin.
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Disappointment (noun) - Receiving no likes on a witty status update.
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Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's food while doing your homework.
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