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Need (verb) - American slang for want.
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That's what she said (phrase) - I have nothing productive to add to this conversation.
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Boomerang (noun) - A frisbee for lonely people.
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Strangers (noun) - The only ones with decent candy.
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Street Fighter (proper noun) - A game where you mash buttons and feel proud when you get a combo.
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I'm not racist, but... (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by racists.
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A.D. (abbreviation) - After Dinosaurs.
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Listen to iPod (verb) - A socially acceptable way to be antisocial.
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Ironic (adjective) - Vegan animal crackers.
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Scarf (noun) - I have a hickey.
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Canadians (noun) - Wimpy Americans.
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Diploma (noun) - A piece of paper that shows you knew how to use Wikipedia and cheat for four years.
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Math club (noun) - A club initiated by lonely math teachers to guide young teenagers toward social suicide.
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Diet (noun) - A restricted intake of calories resulting in a loss of weight and your will to live.
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Coffee (noun) - The person upon whom one coughs.
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New Year's Card (noun) - A Christmas card for procrastinators.
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Jeans (noun) - A substitute for napkins.
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Conclusion (noun) - When you get tired of thinking.
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All natural and gluten free (phrase) - Code for "non-edible."
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iPod (noun) - A device used to block out the annoying jerks sitting next to you.