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Stick (noun) - A boomerang that doesn't come back.
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Gym teacher (noun) - Commonly, a fat person who tells you to run many, many more laps than they could ever run.
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Car salesman (noun) - A person who doesn't realize the fine line between helpful and pain in the butt.
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Ironic (adjective) - Vegan animal crackers.
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Shin (noun) - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Happiness (noun) - Realizing that you still have ice cream left in the freezer.
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Jeans (noun) - A substitute for napkins.
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Teacher (noun) - A sadist who uses papers, schoolwork, and tests instead of whips and chains.
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Sneeze (verb) - What you don't want to do at a urinal.
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Finals (noun) - The time of the year when everyone who called you a nerd suddenly wants to be your best friend.
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Gentlemens Club (noun) - The one place where you'll never see a gentleman.
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She's beautiful on the inside (phrase) - Her appendix is prettier than her face.
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Joy (noun) - When you open the freezer and find ice cream you didn't know was there.
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I'll pay you back soon (phrase) - You will never see this money again.
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Squirrel (noun) - A rat with good PR.
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You didn't know that? (phrase) - A socially acceptable way of calling someone an idiot.
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Group project (noun) - A project in which you are forced to do all of the work of the lazy students that the professor decided to group you with.
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Jukebox (noun) - An 800 pound iPod.
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Irony (noun) - The sticker on your American flag saying that it was made in China.
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Raisin (noun) - A grape with skin cancer.