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Algebra (noun) - What happens when mathematics has sex with the alphabet.
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Mom (noun) - Woman who gave birth to you and uses that as an excuse to make you do things for her.
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Wikipedia (proper noun) - Your real teacher.
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Cuddling (verb) - When you hold your pet hostage and think they enjoy it.
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Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
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Lent (noun) - A weight loss plan made less breakable due to religious contract.
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Bootcamp (noun) - A place where boots are only slightly relavent.
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Awkward (adjective) - That moment when everyone stops talking when a teacher walks in, but you're still loudly shouting some random nonsense.
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I'm almost there (phrase) - I'm still doing my hair and haven't left yet.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you tell your black friend "I'm gonna own you!" before a competition.
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Success (noun) - Turning the shower on but getting your arm out of the way before the cold water hits you.
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Break dancing (verb) - having a seizure on a piece of cardboard.
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Manicure (noun) - Paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
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There's no food in the house (phrase) - We are out of cookies and ice cream.
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Bisexual (noun) - Greedy.
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Baby (noun) - An "I've had sex" trophy.
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Technically (noun) - When you are not sure but you don't want to sound stupid.
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Pillow (noun) - A weapon and shield in pillow fights, as well as material for forts.
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Midwife (noun) - People helping people get people out of people.
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Period (noun) - When a woman's body cries because it doesn't have a baby.
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