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Society (noun) - Something preteen girls blame their problems on without knowing it's true definition.
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Alcohol (noun) - A therapist that you can visit seven days a week.
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Having a roommate (verb) - Forever ending your life of sleeping naked.
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Peter Pan (noun) - A story encouraging boys to stalk girls and their families, kidnap them, take them to their house, and force the girls to become the mother of several children that you have found over the years.
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Catholic (noun) - A person addicted to cats.
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I have a girlfriend (phrase) - A phrase that loses credibility on the Internet.
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Pickle (noun) - A cucumber soaked in evil.
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Taken into custody (phrase) - The way governments make kidnapping sound good.
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Pet (noun) - Food, in the event of an emergency.
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Halloween (proper noun) - The only time you're encouraged to take candy from strangers.
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Animal instinct (noun) - That little voice in your head that makes you check behind the shower curtain.
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Awkward (adjective) - The silence that occurs when you accidentally spit on the person you're talking to.
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Facebook (noun) - Birthday reminder.
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Suspension (noun) - A way of rewarding the biggest troublemakers by giving them days off from school.
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I got a new phone and lost all my numbers (phrase) - I deleted your number because I hate you.
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Mosquito (noun) - A vampire that doesn't turn you into one, just watches you sleep and irritates you.
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Facebook (proper noun) - Where stupid people go to have their opinions validated by other stupid people.
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That's funny (phrase) - I couldn’t be bothered to even fake laugh at your joke.
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OMG (abbreviation) - The mating-call of tweens.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you say goodbye to someone, but they keep walking the same way as you.
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