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Procrastination (noun) - Rewarding oneself now rather than later.
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Drug dealer (noun) - An undocumented pharmacist.
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Growing up (verb) - When you realize that the rest of the world doesn't care about your problems.
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Narrow sidewalk (noun) - How to tell if your best friend likes your other friend more.
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Internet (noun) - The reason you are failing high school.
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Bus (noun) - Crazy people magnet.
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Alcohol (noun) - A device used to help white people dance.
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Awkward (adjective) - When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
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Dry clean only (adjective) - I'm still putting this shirt in the washer.
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Despair (noun) - When you go to the bathroom and realize there is no toilet paper left.
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Awkward (adjective) - The moment you're done talking with someone you haven't seen in a while, but end up walking in the same direction.
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Happiness (noun) - When the waitress brings you your food.
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Atheist (noun) - A person who privately prays that they don't turn out to be wrong.
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Crush (noun) - The only person in the world who never has anything to say to you.
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Friends (noun) - God’s way of apologizing for our families.
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Stalking (verb) - Nonconsensual follow the leader.
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OMGZZZ (acronym) - The mating call of tweens everywhere.
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Priest (noun) - Pedophile with a passion for religion.
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Sarcasm (noun) - The hardest thing to decipher through text message.
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Hike (verb) - Walking where it is okay to pee.