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Gum (noun) - Popularity in the form of a stick.
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Sweater (noun) - Something you wear when your mother is cold.
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Internet (noun) - The reason you are failing high school.
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Awkward (noun) - Using your left hand to get something out of your right pocket.
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Children (noun) - Little creatures who invade your house, eat your food, break your nice things, and take all your money when you die.
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Death penalty (noun) - Killing people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong.
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Bitter (adjective) - What you become when you overdose on sarcasm.
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Miracle (noun) - The brief moment when you wake up with 20/20 vision before realizing you fell asleep with your contacts on.
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I think you're overreacting (phrase) - A phrase that is guaranteed to piss your girlfriend off.
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Money can't buy happiness (phrase) - A saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich.
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Awkward (noun) - When your shoe makes a weird noise and everyone thinks you farted.
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Desk (noun) - An uncomfortable pillow.
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Spell check (noun) - The only reason you don't sound like a complete idiot on the Internet.
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Cuddling (verb) - When you hold your pet hostage and think they enjoy it.
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Awkward (adjective) - When a condom commercial comes on during family movie night.
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The best feeling in the world (phrase) - When you check your alarm clock and you still have 3 hours to sleep.
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Remote control (noun) - An adhesive force between your butt and the sofa.
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Christmas (noun) - The time of year when you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.
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High School reunion (noun) - The old fashioned way of seeing how fat everyone got.
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Glue (noun) - A substance used for coating hands, then peeling off, repeatedly.
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