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Netflix (proper noun) - The new leading cause of insomnia.
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Beard (noun) - A food storage device found on men's faces.
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October 1st (noun) - The first day of Christmas, according to malls everywhere.
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Pancake (noun) - Maple syrup sponge.
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I'm down for that (phrase) - I'm up for that.
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Halloween (noun) - The one day that Star Wars fans aren't made fun of for being in costume.
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I'm so fat (phrase) - A trick that skinny girls use to get compliments.
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Modern art (noun) - Society's invention to make talentless artists feel better about themselves.
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Teenager (noun) - When everyone expects you to act like an adult, but they only give you the rights of a 5 year old.
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Mother-in-law (noun): Someone who has an irrational hatred for you.
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Diet (noun) - A restricted intake of calories resulting in a loss of weight and your will to live.
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Seriously (adverb) - The moment you pull your clean clothes out of the washer and they fall on the dirty floor.
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Tall (adjective) - The ability to catch spiderwebs with one's face, and survey the mountains of dust on everyone's fridges.
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Moving (verb) - Finding a bunch of awesome crap you forgot you had.
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Toilet (noun) - Something that only clogs at a friend's house.
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Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason you passed your French class.
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College (noun) - The worst thing that could possibly happen to your liver.
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Break dancing (verb) - having a seizure on a piece of cardboard.
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Shower (noun) - A mystical place where hairbrushes transform into microphones and mixing shampoos together makes magical potions.
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Disappointment (noun) - Stopping to smell a rose and then discovering that it's plastic.
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