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Awkward (adjective) - When you say goodbye to someone, but keep walking the same way.
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Bootcamp (noun) - A place where boots are only slightly relavent.
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Fountain of Youth (noun) - Photoshop.
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Disappointment (noun) - When you open a Starburst two pack and you hate both colors.
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Horrifying (noun) - When you think you've taken the last step on the stairs but there's one more.
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Halloween (noun) - The one day that Star Wars fans aren't made fun of for being in costume.
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I'm a feminist (phrase) - I don't get laid.
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Childhood (noun) - When you could eat a popsicle without it looking dirty.
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I ran out of ink... (excuse) - I've yet to write the paper.
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Like (verb) - When one is too lazy to write a comment.
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Relief (noun) - That feeling you get after you realize your computer auto-saved your midterm paper right before it crashed.
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Microwave (noun) - A hand gesture used by a midget to say "hello."
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Hot girl (noun) - Fifty five year old man using AOL instant messenger.
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Animal instinct (noun) - That little voice in your head that makes you check behind the shower curtain.
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Happy Birthday (phrase) - Congratulations on not dying in the past 365 days.
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Friday (noun) - Optimum time for getting down.
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Easter (noun) - A holiday where a rabbit brings you candy, and something about jesus.
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Anticipation (noun) - 11:10.
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Awkward (adjective) - When your sarcasm is higher than the understanding of the people around you.
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Awkward (adjective) - The silence that occurs when you accidentally spit on the person you're talking to.
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