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New Year's Card (noun) - A Christmas card for procrastinators.
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Clown (noun) - A multi-colored pedophile that lurks behind bounce houses during birthday parties.
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Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
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That came out wrong (phrase) - You just said out loud what you were thinking, in the exact same way you were thinking it.
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Lost my train of thought (phrase) - What you say when you realize that what you were about to say is stupid.
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You didn't know that? (phrase) - A socially acceptable way of calling someone an idiot.
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Planet (noun) - Something that shows up on your face just before prom.
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Success (noun) - Turning the shower on but getting your arm out of the way before the cold water hits you.
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Akward (adjective) - The silence that occurs when you are waiting for the other person in a public restroom to leave.
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Feet (noun) - A device used for finding Legos in the dark.
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Shower (noun) - The shortened term for "personal concert hall."
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Per se (noun) - A nice way to spice up a sentence, per se.
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Finals (noun) - Tests that show how much you spaced out in class.
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Black and white document (noun) - Something you can't print because your printer is all out of magenta ink.
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Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you try to start an uproar of applause but no one joins in.
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Canadian bacon (noun) - Slices of ham masquerading as real bacon.
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I'm going to bed (phrase) - I would rather be doing something else, so I'm ending this conversation.
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We can still be friends (phrase) - This is going to be really awkward and I don't want to hang out with you ever again.
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Awkward (adjective) - Sitting on a warm toilet seat.