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Are you sure? (phrase) - I want you to pay for me, but I want to be polite about it.
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I'm typing up my research paper! (phrase) - I'm surfing the web and avoiding my research paper.
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Catholic (noun) - A person addicted to cats.
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DNA (acronym) - National Dyslexics Association.
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Plagiarism (noun) - Getting in trouble for something you didn't do.
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Kardashian (proper noun) - The longest word in most teenage girls' vocabulary.
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Don't take it personally (phrase) - The get out of jail free card for insulting people.
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Spelling bee (noun) - A group of kids who can spell everything except for "fun," "sex" or "friends."
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Winter (noun) - The time of year when the heating bill is balanced by not buying women's razors.
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Frustration (noun) - When one realizes their crush does not have a Facebook profile for them to stalk.
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Ramen (noun) - The breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions.
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I'm not book smart, I'm street smart (phrase) - I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart.
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Friday (noun) - Optimum time for getting down.
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Mature (adjective) - What musicians call their new songs when they're disliked by old fans.
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Terror (adjective) - The millisecond that you lean your chair back a little too far.
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It's so cold out today (phrase) - A desperate attempt to break the awkward silence.
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Uncle Ben's (proper noun) - Spiderman's least favorite rice.
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Flashlight (noun) - A container for dead batteries.
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Bare feet (noun) - Small pebble magnets.
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MILF (acronym) - Mother I Love Forever.