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Dry clean only (adjective) - This shirt will never be washed.
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Procrastination (noun) - To constantly screw oneself over without learning the consequences.
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Awkward (adjective) - When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
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Cheerios (noun) - Doughnut seeds.
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Art school (noun) - Training for your eventual career at Starbucks.
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Lunatic (noun) - Anyone who likes the moon.
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Woman (noun) - Someone to make you sandwiches.
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Skill (noun) - Being able to drain ramen noodles with only a fork, and not losing a single noodle.
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Cleavage (noun) - A place for storing money, cell phones, and other miscellaneous items.
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Clapping (verb) - Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.
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Voluptuous (adjective) - Fat.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you fall asleep watching a movie on HBO and wake up in the middle of the night watching porn.
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Jar of mixed nuts (object) - A jar of peanuts that may accidentally contain a cashew or almond.
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Bootcamp (noun) - A place where boots are only slightly relavent.
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Fox guarding the henhouse (phrase) - A pregnant woman left alone with ice cream in the freezer.
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MILF (acronym) - Mother I Love Forever.
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Just saying (phrase) - I don't want to make it sound like I'm arguing with you, even though I am.
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Polygamy (noun) - Being too cheap to hire a divorce lawyer.
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Shower (noun) - The original autotune.
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Happiness (noun) - Turning to the page you wanted on the first try.