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Friends (noun) - Enemies that just haven't attacked you yet.
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Axe Body Spray (noun) - The equivalent of a shower.
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Google (proper noun) - Where you go when you have teachers that don't explain anything.
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Sorry, my phone was off (phrase) - An excuse to ignore your paranoid mother.
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Feet (noun) - A device used for finding Legos in the dark.
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Nationalism (noun) - Racism for countries.
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Prom (noun) - A costly night of disappointment.
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College student (noun) - A person that posts Facebook statuses about being poor from their iPhone.
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Social suicide (phrase) - Publicly admitting that you like Twilight.
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Metrosexual (adverb) - Someone who really likes bulidings.
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All natural and gluten free (phrase) - Code for "non-edible."
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you (phrase) - I don't actually know...
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Lucky Charms (noun) - Tiny marshmallows surrounded by crap you don't want to eat.
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Vicious cycle (noun) - Telling someone they look ugly when they cry.
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There's no food in the house (phrase) - We are out of cookies and ice cream.
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Desk (noun) - An uncomfortable pillow.
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Kindergarten teacher (noun) - Someone who makes the little things in life count.
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Birthday present (noun) - Prizes for living longer.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you say goodbye to someone, but they keep walking the same way as you.
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Awkward (adjective) - The way casting directors must feel when they are selecting somebody to play the role of the ugly weirdo.