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Death penalty (noun) - Killing people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong.
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Awkward (adjective) - Looking into someone's eyes while eating a banana.
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Adults (noun) - People who think it's okay to give teenagers their responsibilities but not their rights.
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Awkward (adjective) - Accidentally 'liking' your crush's status from two years ago on Facebook.
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Manicure (noun) - Paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
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We really want to have children (phrase) - We really want to have children so we can ruin their lives and make them do all our chores.
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Technically (noun) - When you are not sure but you don't want to sound stupid.
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Classic novel (noun) - A book which people praise but seldom read.
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Woman (noun) - Someone to make you sandwiches.
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Facebook (proper noun) - Where stupid people go to have their opinions validated by other stupid people.
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Betty White (proper noun) - The only human who is adored by everyone.
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Metabolism (noun) - A magical eat-anything-ticket distributed to only a select few favorites of the skinny fairy.
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Honeymoon (noun) - The absolute worst time to get your period.
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Relief (noun) - That feeling you get after you realize your computer auto-saved your midterm paper right before it crashed.
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Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
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Prom (noun) - A costly night of disappointment.
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Laptop (noun) - An expensive leg warmer.
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Cramming (verb) - Those five minute before the exam when your procrastination comes back to haunt you.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you say goodbye to someone but you both start walking in the same direction.
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Nerd (noun) - Someone who will be attractive, smart, and super rich in the future.
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