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Finals (noun) - Tests that show how much you spaced out in class.
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Bachelor pad (noun) - A place in which all of the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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Squirrel (noun) - Nature's speed bump.
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Akward (adjective) - The silence that occurs when you are waiting for the other person in a public restroom to leave.
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Bath (noun) - The only place where you can lie in your own filth and not be criticized for it.
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Christmas (noun) - The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Teamwork (noun) - Any exercise in which you can blame your team if it's wrong.
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Social studies (noun) - The study of dead white guys.
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Awkward (adjective) - When you say goodbye to someone, but keep walking the same way.
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Essay (noun) - Writing the same sentence in different ways until you reach the word limit.
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Time zone (noun) - A mystical place where time travel is briefly possible.
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Independent (Adjective) - How we want our kids to be as long as they do everything we say.
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Glitter (noun) - The herpes of arts and crafts.
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School Picture Day (noun) - The one day of the year when you don't look your best.
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Vintage (adjective) - Paying top dollar for something really old.
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It's not what it looks like! (phrase) - It's exactly what it looks like.
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Bi-wining (adjective) - You're in denial about how miserable and pathetic your life has become.
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Hellen Keller joke (noun) - An incredibly efficient way to find out if your friends have a sense of humor.
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Week before prom (noun) - When 82% of the girls in your school develop the skin tone of an Oompa Loompa.
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Pregnancy (noun) - Nine month period of a relationship where the man becomes a slave.