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Graduation gown (noun) - Article of clothing that reminds you of how much cooler your school would have been if you were a wizard.
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Success (noun) - Finishing your cereal and milk at the same time.
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It's the thought that counts (phrase) - I hate the gift you just gave me.
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Shuffle (noun) - When your iPod plays all of the songs you don't want to listen to in a row.
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Flashlight (noun) - A container for dead batteries.
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My hand (noun) - A dolphin.
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College (noun) - An intermission between High School and the rest of your life where you make a bunch of bad decisions that make awesome stories for later on.
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It seemed like a good idea at the time (phrase) - What someone says after realizing it wasn't actually a good idea.
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Canadians (noun) - Americans who learned to diet and exercise.
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No, but close (phrase) - What a teacher says when you're completely wrong, but doesn't want to make you feel bad.
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Sneeze (verb) - What you don't want to do at a urinal.
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High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
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Shin (noun) - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Birthday present (noun) - Prizes for living longer.
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Genetics (noun) - A way to make all of your flaws your parents' fault.
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I'm fine (phrase) - I am in a horrible depression, but you're supposed to already know that.
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Hedgehog (noun) - A small creature which selfishly inhabits a hedge.
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Ignorant (adjective) - Not knowing the definition of ignorant.
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She's beautiful on the inside (phrase) - Her appendix is prettier than her face.
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Summer (noun) - The season where you never know what day it is.