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Irony (noun) - You hated nap time when you were a kid.
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Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually lost at puberty.
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Irony (noun) - Drawing trees on paper.
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I'll do it in a minute (phrase) - I'm never going to do it, I just want you to shut up.
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You look really tired (phrase) - You look a lot uglier than normal.
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Gum friend (noun) - The guy who's only friends with you when you have gum.
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I'm going to bed (phrase) - Making your parents think you're going to sleep so you can play on your computer in your room for hours.
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Miracle (noun) - When you get the USB in on the first try.
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Twitter (proper noun) - The only place where it's deemed acceptable to follow someone.
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Confidence (noun) - Leaving the house without deleting your internet history.
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Birthday (noun) - The time when you receive the most Facebook notifications of the year.
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Pronoun (noun) - A noun that has lost its amateur status.
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Tide (proper noun) - Japan's least favorite laundry detergent.
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Collection (noun) - An excuse to buy a bunch of worthless stuff that you already have too much of.
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Wikipedia (proper noun) - A website claimed to be unreliable by teachers, but the only reason you got A+'s on all of your papers.
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Genetics (noun) - What you blame all of your flaws on.
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Midnight (noun) - When everything in the fridge looks much more appetizing than it did five hours ago.
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Internship (noun) - Exploitation of college students disguised as work experience.
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Mother (noun) - Woman who gave birth to you and uses that as an excuse to make you do things for her.
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I'm just looking (phrase) - Said as a response to annoying store workers when you don't feel like talking to them.
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