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Awkward (adjective) - When you run over your own banana in Mario Kart.
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I'll have my people contact your people (phrase) - Neither of us have people. My mom is gonna call yours.
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Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.
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Failure (noun) - Misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.
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Mature (adjective) - What musicians call their new songs when they're disliked by old fans.
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Jeggings (noun) - A sad attempt to make wearing leggings as pants socially acceptable in public.
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All-nighter (noun) - School's way of collecting on all those hours of naptime in kindergarden, with interest.
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Karma (noun) - We cut paper, paper cuts us.
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Time zone (noun) - A mystical place where time travel is briefly possible.
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White shirt (noun) - A device that temporarily disables eating skills.
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Braces (noun) - Tiny prisons for your teeth.
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Science teacher (noun) - Bill Nye's unhappy and less attractive cousin.
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Heaven (proper noun) - That cool spot in the sheets on a hot summer night.
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Bachelor (noun) - A man who is missing his opportunity to make a woman miserable.
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Teacher (noun) - A sadist who uses papers, schoolwork, and tests instead of whips and chains.
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Awkward (adjective) - Running by someone in a wheelchair.
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Cramming (verb) - Those five minute before the exam when your procrastination comes back to haunt you.
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Valentine's Day (noun) - A day specifically designed to make single people feel bad about themselves.
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Angry Birds (noun) - How you kill two stones with one bird.
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What's your point? (phrase) - Something you say when you want to make somebody feel stupid but you can't come up with any good arguments.
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