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Awkward (adjective) - A white people word that can be applied to any situation.
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Mature (adjective) - Putting that large cardboard box in the recycling, when it would have made an amazing fort.
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Awkward (adjective) - When a fat kid says "that's how I roll."
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Honeymoon (noun) - The absolute worst time to get your period.
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you (phrase) - I don't actually know...
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Immature (adjective) - What boring people use to describe fun people.
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Alcohol (noun) - A device used to help white people dance.
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Christmas (noun) - When you get a few weeks off from school in order to open presents from a magical bearded fat man. Life does not get more awesome than this.
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Elastic (noun) - A fat girl's best friend.
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Irony (noun) - The sticker on your American flag saying that it was made in China.
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Orthodontist (noun) - A person you pay inordinate amounts of money to torture you.
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Suspense (noun) - When you are just about to apply medicine to a cut and you aren't sure if it will sting or not.
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Eating (verb) - When there is nothing else to do.
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Company (noun) - Your mom's excuse to have you clean the entire house.
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Awkward (adjective) - That moment when you realize no one's listening, so you slowly stop talking.
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Yawn (verb) - Silently shouting for your teacher to shut up.
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Christmas (noun) - The only holiday where we sit infront of dead trees and eat candy out of our socks.
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Need (verb) - American slang for "want."
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Joy (noun) - When you find a toaster that makes the toast pop up in the air like it does in the movies.
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They're really nice though... (phrase) - I just said something terrible about someone but don't want to look bad.