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Awkward (adjective) - When you're singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong.
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Girlfriend (noun) - Someone who is generally ten to fifteen pounds heavier than you wish.
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Super Bowl (proper noun) - When people who never watch football act like they love football.
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Chemistry (noun) - The time kids pretend graduated cylinders are bongs.
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Duck tape (noun) - What you thought duct tape was when you were a kid.
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Toaster (noun) - A small appliance with two settings, burned and really burned.
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Shower (noun) - A place for nonexistent murderers to hide.
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Group projects (noun) - When teachers hate you and decide to pair you with other people you hate.
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Growing up (verb) - That moment when you have to switch to a more serious e-mail address.
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Disappointment (noun) - When the cookie falls to the bottom of your glass of milk.
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Athiesm (noun) - a non-prophet organization.
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Needless to say (phrase) - An introduction to a statement that obviously needs to be said.
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Alcohol (noun) - A bitter fluid used to help white people dance.
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White shirt (noun) - A device that temporarily disables eating skills.
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Second (adjective) - The best loser.
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As much as I'd like to stay and talk... (phrase) - I really don't want to talk to you and here's my fake excuse...
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Ignorant (adjective) - A way of calling someone stupid while sounding smart in the process.
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Happiness (noun) - When the waitress brings you your food.
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Amusement (noun) - Watching your teacher spend 90% of the class time attempting to work the SmartBoard.
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Algebra (noun) - The result of math, the alphabet, and that crazy night in Vegas.
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