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There are two types of drivers in the world, ones who can drive safely, and women.
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Time spent in the Apple Store is 1% buying Apple products, and 99% playing on the Apple products.
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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
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A bus is a vehicle that travels twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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10 out of 10 people die.
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The softness of bread is directly proportionate to the hardness of butter.
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The only question your teacher will ever ask you is the one you don't know the answer to.
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Going to the fast food place after the gym doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
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Exclamation points in textbooks always sound incredibly forced.
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Roses are red, but violets are not blue.
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis.
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All your base are belong to us.
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The last 5 minutes of class are longer than the entire class itself.
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When you say "don't look", everyone will.
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Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people.
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The more important it is to succeed, the more likely it is to fail.
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No matter what kind of act you put on, you are always disappointed if no money falls out of your birthday card.
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The Spongebob macoroni and cheese will always taste better.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
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Relationships aren't real unless they're announced on Facebook.
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