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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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The Italian word for "evil" is "male."
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The best way to confuse a boy is to wear a bra that hooks in the front.
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You will always remember something incredibly important that you did not do right before you go to sleep.
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Orangutans are the gingers of the monkey world.
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You will spend more time looking for your remote than the time it would take to manually change the channel.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Chris Brown's fists excite me.
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It will always stop hurting as soon as you get to the doctor's.
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An accent makes you ten times more attractive.
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No matter where you go, there will be at least one person that makes you want to punch them in the face.
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A hamster will explode if left in a hot car.
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Condoms prevent minivans.
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No one is watching unless you really mess up.
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When you are being lectured, your feet are the most interesting things in the world.
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There will always be a closer parking spot than the one you picked.
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The tall person will always sit in front of you in the cinema.
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On March 7th 1945 the Nazi's surrendered, On March 6th 1945 Chuck Norris was born.
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Sarah McLachlan is the leading cause of changing channels.
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They call the candy "Fun Size" because "Smaller than Normal" sounds depressing.
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Every sound you hear at night is a serial killer.
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