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Studies have shown that people will believe anything you say if you preface it with "Studies have shown..."
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There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.
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Everything your friend has is fun until you get it.
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All songs are better when blasting in your car speakers while driving.
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An accent makes you ten times more attractive.
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Blueberries are just peas holding their breath.
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You can tell a lot about a person just by looking at their car. For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.
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5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.
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Balloons make a funny sound when you kick them, just like babies.
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Life is expensive, but it comes with an annual free trip around the sun.
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Men like what they see. Women like what they hear. That's why men lie and women wear makeup.
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Nobody knows how or when they actually fall asleep.
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Your parents will always come in during the awkward sex scene part of the movie. Always.
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Sometimes when the internet is down, one forgets that the rest of the computer still works.
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You will start liking the guy who likes you as soon as he gives up on you and gets a girlfriend.
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Circles are completely pointless.
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Bungee jumping is suicide for indecisive people.
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Abortion doesn't make you not a mother, it makes you the mother of a dead baby.
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Going to the fast food place after the gym doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
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Abercrombie sells clothes by showing pictures of people with no clothes on.