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There will only be a male cashier available in the store on the day you have to buy tampons.
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The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.
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There is nothing more annoying than your roommates alarm clock on the day you choose to sleep in.
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Everything in life is less enjoyable if you have to pee.
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Hipsters don't like rivers, too mainstream.
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Your aim is 10 times worse when you are throwing something into the garbage can.
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Children in the dark make accidents, accidents in the dark make children.
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You will always choose the bathroom stall with the broken lock when you really have to pee.
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No matter how much popcorn, candy or soda you buy, it will always be gone by the time the movie actually starts.
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There are three types of people in the word, people who can count and people who can't.
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Everything your friend has is fun until you get it.
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The mosquito in your bedroom is never visible and only audible when you are almost asleep.
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The intensity of your need to pee will always be inversely proportionate to how easy it is to get your belt off.
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Someday people will look back on high heels the same way we look back on Chinese foot binding.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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The Never Ending Story ends.
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You will always sniff something that someone describes as disgusting.
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Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
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90% of girls who wear yoga pants don't actually do yoga.
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We all have that one annoying friend who only comments when someone spells something wrong.
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