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Lysol kills 99.9% of germs and smells bad 100% of the time.
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Sandwiches cut into triangles always taste better.
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The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach. It's through his chest with a sharp object.
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There are far too many fat gym teachers.
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When men don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine. When women don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine.
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If you want someone to touch you, tell them you're not ticklish.
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Chuck Norris's patronus is Chuck Norris.
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10 out of 10 people die.
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The hotter you are the longer guys will listen to stories about your cat.
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You will never be able to draw a symmetrical heart.
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Doing drugs is like a doing a harmonica solo. You feel really cool, but you really just look like an idiot.
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Everyone loves tickling others, but no one likes to be tickled.
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Few women admit their age, fewer men act theirs.
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Disney movies are more fun to watch when you're 16 than when you're 6.
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When you drop an item on the floor while at a laundromat it will always be your most embarrassing pair of granny panties.
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Studies show that childlessness is hereditary.
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Going to the fast food place after the gym doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
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Sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.
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Sandwiches always taste better when cut into triangles.
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Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear.
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