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Your mom will always talk over your favorite songs when riding in the car.
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The day which you choose to wear the most unattractive piece of clothing you own will be the day you meet the most attractive person you know.
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5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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Complimenting a girl on her necklace is the best way to look at her boobs without getting slapped.
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Your lemonade is made with artificial flavoring and your dish soap is made with real lemons.
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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
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Chances are, most of your cash has been in a stripper's bra.
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Stop signs are for people less important than you are.
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Your hair will always and only look super amazing right before you take a shower or go to bed.
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The hipster fox hibernates in the summer. He is underground before it becomes cool.
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The best place to hide a body is page 2 of Google search results.
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A newspaper is 10 times more interesting when someone across the table is reading it.
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Highly condensed, and crystalized carbon is a girls best friend.
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Men go through 3 stages: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
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People will never hear what you say until you say "Never mind!"
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You will always feel awkward when your dog sees you naked.
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When you know the remote battery is dead, you press the buttons harder.
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Men like what they see. Women like what they hear. That's why men lie and women wear makeup.
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Speed doesn't kill, suddenly becoming stationary kills.
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It is impossible to watch just one youtube video.