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Every classroom has one insanely attractive, super popular kid that everyone loves. If you can't tell who it is, it's still not you.
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The wizarding world was never proven to not exist.
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The more you try to hide your laughter, the harder you want to laugh.
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You will always choose the bathroom stall with the broken lock when you really have to pee.
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The only math anyone actually uses outside of school was learned by the fifth grade.
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People are 75% more likely to believe what you have to say when there is a statistic involved.
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More people would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.
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Your hearts will never be symmetrical, no matter how hard you try to draw them.
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You will swallow your spit if it's in your mouth, but if it's in a cup, you'd never in one million years drink it.
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You will always fail when trying to show someone something you just did perfectly.
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Bungee jumping is suicide for indecisive people.
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Scoring well on a grading curve is like outrunning a bear. You don't have to be fast, just the fastest.
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Banging your head against a wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking...
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Microwave minutes are longer than actual minutes.
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Everybody sings better in the shower.
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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No one is watching unless you really mess up.