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Stressed is just "desserts" spelled backwards.
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The three most common lies you will ever hear: 1. I'm fine. 2. I have no more gum. 3. You will use Algebra in real life.
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Sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then up, using a sharp knife.
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Lysol kills 99.9% of germs and smells bad 100% of the time.
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Taylor Swift doesn't know how Romeo and Juliet ended.
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Every walk is the walk of shame when you're wearing Crocs.
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An accent makes you ten times more attractive.
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The morning you need to be at work early is the morning your alarm clock will not go off.
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Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people.
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There will only be a male cashier available in the store on the day you have to buy tampons.
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Bad decisions make good stories.
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No matter what book you're reading, it will always be #1 on the Best Seller's List.
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Whoever made the first cookie recipe clearly did not taste the dough before baking.
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Going to the fast food place after the gym doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
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Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
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Your bed will never be as comfy as it is on Monday morning when the alarm clock rings.
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Monkey in the middle is only fun if you are on the outside.
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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you easier to kill next time.
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