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The nursery rhymes "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "Baa Baa Black Sheep" and "The ABCs" have the same tune. You just sang them to figure out if it was true.
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People will always remember the crazy unexpected things you did in school, not your accomplishments.
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There is nothing funny about Comic Sans.
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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When your favorite song comes on the radio, your mom suddenly has something to talk to you about.
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A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome.
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The second bowl of cereal with the same milk is never as good as the first.
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Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is for you to breathe.
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Teen pregnancies rapidly decrease after the age of 20.
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The only question your teacher will ever ask you is the one you don't know the answer to.
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Bacon is Gods way of saying that he loves us.
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Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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Woman can't stand going to the restroom alone; men can't pee whilst in the presence of another.
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Every American TV show is America's No. 1 TV show.
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The loudness of a food wrapper is directly proportionate to how quiet you are trying to be.
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You have never used an entire stick of chapstick.
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When flirting with a hot girl that you just met, her ugly friend will respond.
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Everything is funnier when you're trying not to laugh at it.
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Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.