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The app on your friend's iPhone will lose all appeal after you buy it yourself.
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Only 23% of people who watch exercise videos do so for their intended purpose.
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Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they're jealous.
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There are no weather conditions where simultaneously wearing shorts and uggs is acceptable or appropriate.
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The best part about cleaning your room is finding money you didn't remember you had.
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Bacon is Gods way of saying that he loves us.
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5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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You will never need to go to the bathroom as badly as when you're fumbling with your belt buckle.
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The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.
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Everybody is weird. It's the normal ones that stick out.
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You will always have at least one bruise on your body that you don't know where it came from.
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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans.
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You will know song lyrics after one time hearing them. You won't know the answers on a test you studied hours for.
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Whoever made the first cookie recipe clearly did not taste the dough before baking.
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The lane you are driving in will always be the slowest.
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Homework time is the only time when staring at a wall seems like a jolly good time.
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No matter how loud you blast your music, you will never look cool in a minivan.
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Your teacher will never hear you if you are correct, but they will always hear you if you are wrong.
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There is nothing hotter to a teenage girl than a foreign guy with an accent.
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Every noise will be ten times louder when your roommate is asleep.
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