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No matter how much popcorn, candy or soda you buy, it will always be gone by the time the movie actually starts.
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White Out will never be the same color as paper.
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The mosquito in your bedroom is never visible and only audible when you are almost asleep.
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You can never have too many cats, or too many outfits to dress them in.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Everything is 10 times funnier when you aren't allowed to laugh.
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Most people love their family members until they are all in the same room.
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String cheese always tastes better when torn into tiny strips.
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Life has never given anyone lemons.
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Everything is 10 times more annoying if you hate the person doing it.
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80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
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You can never fall asleep when you need to, and never stay awake when you want to.
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Squirrels always cross the street right in front of a car.
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That "empty space" in a crowded parking lot, will ALWAYS be a small car or motorcycle just out of view.
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People will never hear what you say until you say "Never mind!"
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A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
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The Spongebob macoroni and cheese will always taste better.
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All radio stations have commercial breaks at the same time.
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The number of pimples on my face is precisely equal to the number of hot people I will be in direct contact with today.
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Stephenie Meyer is more successful than you will ever be.