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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you happen to have one of those friends that must Facebook everything.
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Being overweight is all gravity's fault.
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Few women admit their age, fewer men act theirs.
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The number of interesting things in a room increases whenever there is homework to be done.
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You are what you eat. For example, if you eat a cannibal, then you are a cannibal.
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Normal people only floss the day before a dental appointment.
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For blind people it's always a blind date.
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He who laughs last probably wasn't listening, and is only laughing because everyone else is.
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Eat whatever you want. Nutrition is a myth.
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The likelihood of a guy being a jerk is directly proportional to how low he wears his pants.
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They call candy "Fun Size" because "Disappointing" doesn't fit on the packaging.
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Cursive isn't as useful as elementary teachers said it would be.
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If Africa eats America, most of world hunger AND obesity will disappear.
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A hamster will explode if left in a hot car.
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There's no such thing as an automatic door, just gentlemen ninjas.
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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you easier to kill next time.
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The amount of food you have in your mouth will always be proportionate to the level of hotness of the girl or guy that is walking by.
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You will always feel awkward when your dog sees you naked.
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You will always lose your phone when it's on silent.
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It is impossible to look attractive while blowing your nose.
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