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9 out of 10 people approve of gang rape.
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If you leave the house 10 minutes early you will hit 10 minutes of traffic on the way.
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Teenagers want to be treated as adults on ever day except Halloween.
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Everything your friend has is fun until you get it.
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Without stupid people, no one would be smart.
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When leprechauns die, they turn into Lucky Charms.
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you happen to have one of those friends that must Facebook everything.
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Teen pregnancies rapidly decrease after the age of 20.
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Everyone has trouble deciphering between hunger and boredom.
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Lysol kills 99.9% of germs and smells bad 100% of the time.
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THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD GOES BACK TO NORMAL, when the caps lock is turned off.
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The "i" before "e' rule is weird.
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It is impossible to look attractive while blowing your nose.
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We all have one favorite burner on the oven that we use more often than the others.
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When men don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine. When women don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine.
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No matter how much you try to prevent it, the toaster will always scare you when the toast pops out.
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If you are one in a million, there are 7 thousand people just like you.
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The best part about cleaning your room is finding money you didn't remember you had.
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If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
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By reading this you have given me brief control of your mind.