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The loudness of a food wrapper is directly proportionate to how quiet you are trying to be.
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children are what they eat, therefore never allow them to eat vegetables to prevent them from entering a catatonic vegetable state.
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You will always clip your fingernails on the day you need them the most.
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You cannot walk aggressively in wet flip flops.
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Every classroom has one insanely attractive, super popular kid that everyone loves. If you can't tell who it is, it's still not you.
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Your bag will be the last one out of the carousel at the airport if you're intensely watching for it.
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5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.
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Dogs can grow beards all over.
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You will remember everything from your classes, right up until you take the final.
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If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
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Even though you will work on your homework for an hour straight, the second you step away from it to check something, your parents will barge in and ask why you aren't doing your work.
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Without stupid people, no one would be smart.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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Raccoons grow up to be hats.
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Life is expensive, but it comes with an annual free trip around the sun.
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Whatever doesn't work will magically be fixed as soon as you try to prove to someone that it is broken.
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We're all so mature until a friend comes along with bubble wrap.
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Studies show that childlessness is hereditary.
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Orangutans are the gingers of the monkey world.
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