Fact
Girls get mad if you lie to them. They get mad if you don't tell them they're pretty. Sometimes you have to pick one.
Fact
If nobody sees you eat it, the calories don't count.
Fact
The more you want to talk to someone the longer it takes them to text you back.
Fact
Your parents only ever ask you questions when you have your headphones in.
Fact
You never brush your teeth as good as when you have a dentist appointment.
Fact
Family vacations would be much more fun with out the family.
Fact
People who think they know everything really annoy those of us who do.
Fact
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. Maybe if we appreciated them more, they would reveal their mystical powers.
Fact
Gym class is school's idea of public humiliation.
Fact
The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.
Fact
Living increases your risk of dying.
Fact
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.
Fact
Waiters will ALWAYS ask you how your meal is when you've just stuffed your mouth. So all you're able to do is thumbs up and nod.
Fact
There is a ninja standing behind you right now.
Fact
Bungee jumping is suicide for indecisive people.
Fact
When chemists die, their families barium.
Fact
No matter how much popcorn, candy or soda you buy, it will always be gone by the time the movie actually starts.
Fact
Everything in life is less enjoyable if you have to pee.
Fact
No matter how fast you run, the serial killer will always walk faster than you.
Fact
The importance of the call directly relates to how hard it is to get your phone out of your pocket.
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © GROUCHYRABBIT.COM - CONTACT US - FEEDBACK - TERMS AND PRIVACY