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When men don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine. When women don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine.
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When waiting for your luggage at an airport, yours will be one of the last to come out.
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We gave Canada Twilight, they gave us Justin Beiber, we gave them Rebecca Black in return. Now we are all terrified of what will happen next.
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Snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them. But when snakes get scared, they start biting people...
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The worse you look, the more attractive people you will see.
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The weak quit smoking. The strong fight cancer.
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Not all people with mustaches are pedophiles, but all pedophiles have mustaches.
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Maple syrup is tree blood.
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If snakes hiss at you, they want you to pet them.
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Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it is one of the few animals that can make its own custard...
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When a dementor sucks out your soul, your skin gets freckles and your hair turns red.
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Stephenie Meyer is more successful than you will ever be.
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You will always walk into your school's bathroom hoping to be the only person there.
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Helen Keller was not allowed a driver's license. It is because she was a woman.
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The moment you are comfortable enough to go to sleep is the same moment you have the urge to pee.
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You will inevitably make a grammar mistake while pointing out someone else's grammar mistake.
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The government lies to us about space having un-liveable conditions, it's actually perfect, they just don't want us to leave.
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5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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You just broke your record for most days lived.
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If it's cold enough to wear uggs, it's not hot enough to wear booty shorts.