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Alcohol (noun) - The cause and solution to all of the world's problems.
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An accent makes you ten times more attractive.
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The last 5 minutes of class are longer than the entire class itself.
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No matter how loud you blast your music, you will never look cool in a minivan.
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A Sharpie sees more bathroom walls and sleeping people's faces than it does paper.
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There is no appropriate response when someone tells you that you say "Sorry" too much.
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Bad decisions make for good stories.
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The last light switch you flip on the panel is always the one you needed.
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The guy sitting in front of you at performances will always have a large head.
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"I before E except after C" is a lie.
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The best way to confuse a boy is to wear a bra that hooks in the front.
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White Out will never be the same color as paper.
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The pig is the best recycling system. Feed it an apple, it makes Bacon.
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Hamsters are a lot like cotton. They're both comfy, and they both taste bad.
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An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which is pretty much the same thing.
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Your popularity is decided by how many people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook.
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If a boy says he loves animals and hates watching sports, he wants to sleep with you.
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When a raccoon is foaming at the mouth it wants a hug.
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Time spent in the Apple Store is 1% buying Apple products, and 99% playing on the Apple products.
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