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Everyone has trouble deciphering between hunger and boredom.
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For blind people it's always a blind date.
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String cheese always tastes better when torn into tiny strips.
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When they told America to fight hunger, America started eating.
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No matter how much food is in your house, there is nothing good to eat.
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Everything tastes better with ranch dressing, except for a lot of things.
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You can call half of the world's population less than average.
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There will only be a male cashier available in the store on the day you have to buy tampons.
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
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The better the party, the less you remember.
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You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
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Twilight is a story of a girl falling in love with her stalker. There's still hope for you.
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If it doesn't have a Wikipedia page, it isn't of any importance.
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There is always enough room for dessert.
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The five second rule can be extended to any amount of time that food was left on the floor.
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The person that you hate the most will always like all your favorite things and ruin them all for you.
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Your hearts will never be symmetrical, no matter how hard you try to draw them.
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Sugar is the only English word that begins with "su" and makes the "sh" sound. I am sure of it.
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No matter what kind of act you put on, you are always disappointed if no money falls out of your birthday card.
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A watched phone never receives a message.