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Facebook is going to start making high school reunions really awkward. "John! I haven't seen you in ten years! Wow, what have you been up to since that nap you took at 3 o'clock this afternoon?"
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Wearing two pairs of 3D glasses allows you to see into the sixth dimension.
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As soon as you click the X on your frozen browser, it will un-freeze and work perfectly right before closing.
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"I have diarrhea" is the only good answer to the question, "Are you ticklish?"
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Children in the dark make accidents, accidents in the dark make children.
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Men go through 3 stages: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
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Everything you do will always seem 10 times louder when you're trying to be quiet.
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The one day you miss school is the day the class watches a movie.
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Relationships aren't real unless they're announced on Facebook.
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You cannot walk aggressively in wet flip flops.
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Mascara is only waterproof when trying to take it off.
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Every sound you hear at night is a serial killer.
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Everything you do is 100 times louder when you're in the library.
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The world is round, therefore, it has no point.
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Nice guys are ugly, cute guys are mean and nice and cute guys are gay.
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If you'd like to see what your handwriting was like in first grade, try writing your name on Windows Paint.
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If you make an impressive shot while playing basketball, no one will be watching.
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The temperature of a room is greatly influenced by the attractiveness of those inside of it.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Your mother won't permit you to have cake for breakfast. However, she will allow you to eat fried cake covered in brown liquid sugar also known as pancakes.
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