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That "empty space" in a crowded parking lot, will ALWAYS be a small car or motorcycle just out of view.
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The hipster fox hibernates in the summer. He is underground before it becomes cool.
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There will always be a closer parking spot than the one you picked.
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You will be full after dinner, until they bring out dessert.
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There is no classy way to eat a taco.
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Herpes was the Greek God of STDs.
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The more you look forward to your date, the more likely that it will be cancelled.
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People are 75% more likely to believe what you have to say when there is a statistic involved.
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The number of interesting things in a room increases whenever there is homework to be done.
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Baked cookies will never be as good as the dough they are made from.
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The "i" before "e' rule is weird.
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Everything your friend has is fun until you get it.
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A computer without internet is like a person without a soul.
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis.
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You have never used an entire stick of chapstick.
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No one is as ugly as their drivers license picture, or as good-looking as their Facebook profile picture.
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"Queue" is the only English word that sounds the same when the last four letters are removed.
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The Never Ending Story ends.
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Food always tastes better when someone else cooks it for you.
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