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Santa Clause isn't real. The 25th of December is simply the international opposite day for burglars.
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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nudists are never attractive.
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What you don't know won't kill you, unless it's your allergen information.
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It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you.
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Possums are born dead on the road.
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The lane you are driving in will always be the slowest.
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Pandas are Black, White AND Asian.
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The three most common lies you will ever hear: 1. I'm fine. 2. I have no more gum. 3. You will use Algebra in real life.
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More people would read the Bible if it were called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
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You can't say "happiness" without saying "penis."
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
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If a boy says he loves animals and hates watching sports, he wants to sleep with you.
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Everyone tries to sing the beginning of the Lion King.
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There is nothing hotter to a teenage girl than a foreign guy with an accent.
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis.
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Woman can't stand going to the restroom alone; men can't pee whilst in the presence of another.
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How much you want to play with your pet is directly proportionate to how much they don't want to.
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The best part about cleaning your room is finding money you didn't remember you had.
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Karma is actually really nice you just have to get to know her.