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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, that means one enjoys it.
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There is nothing more annoying than your roommates alarm clock on the day you choose to sleep in.
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Chuck Norris's patronus is Chuck Norris.
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A watched status never gets liked.
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You will never be able to draw a symmetrical heart.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagarism. To steal from many is research.
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You will always embarrass yourself in front of someone you're trying to impress.
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The number of pimples on my face is precisely equal to the number of hot people I will be in direct contact with today.
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You never need your umbrella, unless you forgot to bring it.
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Black holes are the places where God divided by zero.
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"Queue" is the only English word that sounds the same when the last four letters are removed.
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The highest amount of fear you will ever experience in your life is the moment you skip a step on the stairs and your heart momentarily stops beating.
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The more important a character is in a movie, the slower they die.
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Everybody is weird. It's the normal ones that stick out.
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Parents will always think "I'm bored" means "I want to do chores."
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There are zero calories in the center of a doughnut.
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Sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.
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Bad decisions make for good stories.
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The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.
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The day your essay is due is the same day the printer doesn't work.