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All radio stations have commercial breaks at the same time.
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Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
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Everyone eats about a cup of dirt in their lifetime. Go eat one now to get it over with.
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The second bowl of cereal with the same milk is never as good as the first.
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The most awkward person will always arrive at your party first.
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The last 5 minutes of class are longer than the entire class itself.
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Microwave minutes are longer than actual minutes.
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Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
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Math textbooks are the only place where Aaron, Muhammad, Sha'niqua, Juan, and Li go to the store to buy something together.
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You are more likely to be hit by lightning on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.
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Stephenie Meyer is more successful than you will ever be.
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The best place to hide a body is page 2 of Google search results.
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You will only be good at using a pogo stick when no one else is around.
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When men don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine. When women don't shave for a while it's rugged and masculine.
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No matter what book you're reading, it will always be #1 on the Best Seller's List.
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You will never be as comfortable at night when trying to sleep, than you were that morning before you had to get out of bed.
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The older you get, the more you understand the dirty innuendos of Spongebob Squarepants.
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The french fries belonging to the person next to you always taste better.
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You will always lose your phone when it's on silent.