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If you're having a great day at school, you have obviously forgotten a homework assignment.
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Roses may be red, but violets are definitely violet.
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No matter what book you're reading, it will always be #1 on the Best Seller's List.
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The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false.
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If you are in a hurry every old person in town will be driving in front of you.
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If you talk to God you're religous, if God talks to you you're schizophrenic.
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The government lies to us about space having un-liveable conditions, it's actually perfect, they just don't want us to leave.
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What you don't know won't kill you, unless it's allergen information.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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The highest amount of fear you will ever experience in your life is the moment you skip a step on the stairs and your heart momentarily stops beating.
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Wearing socks with sandals is only acceptable when wearing a fanny pack.
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Marriage is the number one cause for divorce.
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When you say "don't look", everyone will.
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Homework time is the only time when staring at a wall seems like a jolly good time.
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Comebacks always sound better in your head.
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There is nothing more annoying than your roommates alarm clock on the day you choose to sleep in.
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Cool Whip and Miracle Whip are interchangeable.
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The wizarding world was never proven to not exist.
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You will have to open a door immediately after you put lotion on your hands.
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The amount of homework you have is directly proportionate to the amount of time you spend on the Internet.