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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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That "empty space" in a crowded parking lot, will ALWAYS be a small car or motorcycle just out of view.
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Warning labels are just suggestions.
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Taylor Swift doesn't know how Romeo and Juliet ended.
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Germs don't actually wait 5 seconds.
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At some point in time, you have tried to see if you have super powers.
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If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
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The queen ant is a total slut.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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You are definitive proof that your parents had sex.
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Finding a whole worm in your apple isn't as bad as finding half of one.
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Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap.
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The 5 second rule does not apply to dropping babies.
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There will only be a male cashier available in the store on the day you have to buy tampons.
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The average human has enough bones to make a skeleton.
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No matter how good your grades are, you will still make less money than the drug dealer in your Physics class.
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It's not possible to make cookies without eating some cookie dough.
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If it doesn't have a Wikipedia page, it isn't of any importance.
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"Googling yourself" is never going to sound like anything but a euphemism.
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The importance of the call directly relates to how hard it is to get your phone out of your pocket.