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90% of girls who wear yoga pants don't actually do yoga.
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The person that you hate the most will always like all your favorite things and ruin them all for you.
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Four people are admitted to British hospitals every year due to biscuit related injuries.
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No matter what car insurance company you use, you will save $500 if you switch to a different one.
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There's no such thing as an automatic door, just gentlemen ninjas.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Men like what they see. Women like what they hear. That's why men lie and women wear makeup.
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You never really know a person until you go through their medicine cabinet.
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Whenever you cut your nails, you will need to do something that requires long nails right after.
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Your hearts will never be symmetrical, no matter how hard you try to draw them.
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No matter how many windows and doors you open, that one fly will keep buzzing around your room.
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Whoever made the first cookie recipe clearly did not taste the dough before baking.
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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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You will know you're legitimately famous when you die and half of the population continues to believe you are somehow, somewhere, alive.
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Hipsters don't like rivers, too mainstream.
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Gingers are good for two things, being made into delicious ginger snaps and not being good for anything else.
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The likelihood of your phone going off is inversely proportional to how quiet the classroom is.
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Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs kill people.
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Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear.
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you.
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