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Sugar is the only English word that begins with "su" and makes the "sh" sound. I am sure of it.
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You and the bus will never be late on the same day.
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There are 3 levels of pain: pain, excruciating pain, and stepping on a Lego.
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Men like what they see. Women like what they hear. That's why men lie and women wear makeup.
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The sound of your peeing is ten times louder at night.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Just because you're beautiful on the outside doesn't mean you're not ugly on the inside. For example, kittens are cute and cuddly on the ouside but if you were to cut one open it would be slimy and gross on the inside.
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Strangers always have the best candy.
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You will always hate the new kid in your group that all your friends love.
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You will only have to, "show all work" on the math problem where you completely guessed.
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It's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian.
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Hipsters don't like rivers, too mainstream.
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The amount a cat plays with a toy is inversely proportionate to how much the toy cost.
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The likelihood of a guy being a jerk is directly proportional to how low he wears his pants.
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When you know the remote battery is dead, you press the buttons harder.
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The sound of your mothers voice, yelling at you to get up in the morning, will always make you cringe.
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There is nothing more annoying than your roommates alarm clock on the day you choose to sleep in.
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The government lies to us about space having un-liveable conditions, it's actually perfect, they just don't want us to leave.
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Every movie is the #1 movie in America.
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Sometimes when the internet is down, one forgets that the rest of the computer still works.
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