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No matter where you are or what time it is, you will always cringe when you hear the sound of an alarm clock.
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As soon as you convince everyone that you're right, you'll realize that you're wrong.
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We gave Canada Twilight, they gave us Justin Beiber, we gave them Rebecca Black in return. Now we are all terrified of what will happen next.
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The second bowl of cereal with the same milk is never as good as the first.
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The microwave meal will never look as good as the picture on the box.
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We kill people who kill people because killing people is bad.
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The only joy greater than seeing blue toilet water, is peeing in it to make it green.
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Everything increases your risk of dying.
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The grenade will explode whether or not he catches it.
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You are never too old to run up the stairs on all fours.
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A hamster will explode if left in a hot car.
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Lysol kills 99.9% of germs and smells bad 100% of the time.
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The more you need to study, the nicer the weather is.
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You always feel more intelligent when you talk in a British accent.
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When leprechauns die, they turn into Lucky Charms.
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Alcohol gives you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your ability to do so.
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Mascara is only waterproof when trying to take it off.
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Sugar is the only English word that begins with "su" and makes the "sh" sound. I am sure of it.
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People in Superman movies are very amazed about birds and planes.
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Theres always a crazy person on the bus. If you can't spot them, it's you.