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The more you look forward to your date, the more likely that it will be cancelled.
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Every time Miley Cyrus sings, God kills a kitten.
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Drunk drivers will blow past a stop sign. Stoned drivers will stop and wait for it to turn green.
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If a girl turns you down, she must be a lesbian.
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Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
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If the Sahara Desert had a motto it would be "Long time, no sea."
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It is illegal to name a pig Napoleon in France.
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There's always that one weird kid in your class and if you can't tell who it is, I have some bad news for you.
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Microwave minutes are longer than actual minutes.
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When you have a fat friend, there are no such thing as see-saws, only catapults.
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The moment you buy something full price, it will go on sale.
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No matter what car insurance company you use, you will save $500 if you switch to a different one.
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If you are reading this, you are either a human or the world's smartest panda bear.
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It is scientifically proven that you are always born on your birthday.
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Sitting in the middle seat of an airplane will make you have to use the washroom 3x more than usual.
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White Out will never be the same color as paper.
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We are all time traveling into the future at normal speed.
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you.
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You will never be as comfortable at night when trying to sleep, than you were that morning before you had to get out of bed.
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It's not the destination that's important, it's the Journey song that plays over your travel montage.