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The "i" before "e' rule is weird.
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Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking...
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Everything you do will always seem 10 times louder when you're trying to be quiet.
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Everything is 10 times more annoying if you hate the person doing it.
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It is impossible to be intimidating when you've got the hiccups.
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You'll always think of something better to say after you've finished having the argument.
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Sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.
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During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
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A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory.
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You will never have to pee quite as bad as when you're waiting for a stall to open up.
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Your favourite TV shows will stop being good when you show them to someone else.
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Give a man a gun, he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, he can rob the world.
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The amount you want someone to text you back is directly proportional to how long they will take to respond.
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Germs don't actually wait 5 seconds.
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Everything is funnier when you're trying not to laugh at it.
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There's always that one weird kid in your class and if you can't tell who it is, I have some bad news for you.
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Things are a lot funnier when you are trying not to laugh.
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Whoever made the first cookie recipe clearly did not taste the dough before baking.
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Breakfast tastes better for dinner.
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Your printer will always stop working the night before a project is due.
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