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To do list
Mash up Oreos. Pour into flower pot. Eat in public.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Sally still thinks she can make a living by selling sea shells down by the sea shore.
Fact
No matter how hot the outside of the Hot Pocket is, the middle will still be frozen.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of asking your crush out is sending a surprise relationship request on Facebook.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your midnight snack is more like a full course meal.
Tips for success
When you notice a punctuation mistake, inform the writer of their "improper grammer."
Realized
Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
Definition
Puppies (noun) - The best way to pickup chicks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend doesn't propose to you because he can't find a wedding ring to fit your finger.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get your eyebrows waxed and the lady offers to do your upper lip free of charge.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Autocorrect can't fix your typos.
Tips for success
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Realized
Despite the recent increase in the cost of living, it still remains very popular.
Tips for success
Help fight childhood obesity by stealing candy from babies.
To do list
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Tips for success
Always pillage BEFORE you burn.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're watching Teen Mom for parenting tips.
Signs that things aren't going so well
No one recognizes you without your makeup on.
Definition
Stalker (noun) - What you feel like when you walk behind someone who is walking in the same direction you are.
To do list
Sneeze in front of the pope. Get blessed.