Fact
Pandas are Black, White AND Asian.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents try to lose you at the supermarket.
Definition
Shower (noun) - The original autotune.
Definition
Awkward (adjective) - When you realize someone was in the house the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs.
Tips for success
To avoid awkward situations, put pants on before the guests arrive.
Tips for success
Wear all your confederate flag gear to your neighbor's Kwanza party.
Fact
If you talk to God you're religous, if God talks to you you're schizophrenic.
Realized
Imagining people in their underwear only works until you realize that your parents are in the audience.
Definition
Disappointment (noun) - When you realize that your chocolate bunny is hollow.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only friends you have ever known are Chandler, Joey, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel.
Fact
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Fact
Everything you read on the internet is true.
Tips for success
Never try your best. That way, you'll always have room to improve.
Realized
Billy Joel is very certain that he didn't start the fire.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're having girl problems and 98 others.
Realized
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, give your face a workout.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You use "opposites attract" to justify the age difference.
Fact
Roses may be red, but violets are definitely violet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You got Snooki pregnant.
Definition
High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
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