Tips for success
Have middle-aged men come to clean the windows on a Saturday morning. Don't tell your daughters.
To do list
Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
Fact
When you write the word "women" backwards you get "nemow" which means "kitchen" in Icelandic.
Definition
Never mind (phrase) - I just realized what I was about to say was incredibly stupid.
Definition
Facebook (proper noun) - A website that provides you reasons to hate your friends.
Tips for success
Butcher the National Anthem at the Super Bowl and sound terrible while doing it.
Realized
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Definition
Call us when you're headed home (phrase) - Your father and I will be having sex, so if you don't want to see us getting it on, I would suggest giving us a call.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're not strong enough to get the lid off your protein shake.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can type numbers into your calculator faster than you can text.
To do list
Withdraw money from the ATM. Scream "I won! I won!"
Fact
Family vacations would be much more fun with out the family.
Definition
Tragic (adjective) - Being born on 11/12/11.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You met a cute girl at a party. It was a family reunion.
To do list
type a sejtejncfe with m,yn nose. ...done.
Definition
Bi-sexual (adjective) - When being gay just isn't enough.
Definition
Priest (noun) - Pedophile with a passion for religion.
Realized
No one ever really does anything for a Klondike Bar.
Realized
The Wicked Witch of the West never showered.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best jokes come from popsicle sticks.
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