Signs that things aren't going so well
You can relate to the lyrics of Ke$ha songs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're more upset that you now have less ice cream than the fact that it just spilled all over your laptop.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The woman you were about to marry just exploded into an octopus.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You show to a party and Lady Gaga is wearing the same outfit as you.
Realized
Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You use the braille at the drive-thru ATM.
Fact
The amount you want someone to text you back is directly proportional to how long they will take to respond.
Definition
No (adverb) - Yes, with a challenge.
Definition
Sadness (noun) - The feeling you get when you finish your homework, then you realize there is a back side.
Fact
Turning on all the lights in the house when thinking that there is someone trying to kill you is only going to make you an easier target.
Definition
Yeah, sounds great! (phrase) - I totally didn't listen to anything you just said so I'm just going to agree with it.
Tips for success
Instead of making fun of the way someone appears, start a fundraiser so that they will be able to afford plastic surgery someday.
To do list
Find a deaf person. Have them take a video camera to a forest and cut down a tree.
Realized
Harry Potter jokes are so lame. Siriusly.
Tips for success
When life gives you lemons, find somebody with a papercut.
Definition
Friendship (noun) - Not having to rely on Facebook to remember a birthday.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You put your bra on backwards. It fits.
Fact
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you.
Tips for success
Save the planet by starting a Twilight book recycling organization in your town!
Realized
If you take the vowels out of boys, you have "BS." If you take the vowels out of female, you have "FML."
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