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Signs that things aren't going so well
It takes you 2 Hours to watch 60 minutes.
Definition
Headphones (noun) - A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you" device.
Realized
If only the good die young does this mean my grandma is evil?
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're the reason there's a "DO NOT EAT!" warning on the little packets found in shoe boxes.
Definition
Friday (noun) - Optimum time for getting down.
Fact
Waldo wears stripes, because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your first move on your crush is starting a Words With Friends game with them.
Definition
We hope to see you again (phrase) - Something you should never say while working in a hospital.
Definition
Lent (noun) - A second chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.
Definition
Bachelor (noun) - A man who is missing his opportunity to make a woman miserable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're moving because your last home was accidentally recycled...
Definition
Multitask (verb) - Opening the door with your foot because you have a brownie in one hand and a glass of milk in the other.
Fact
Blueberries are just peas holding their breath.
Definition
Pepsi (noun) - For when you don't have Coke.
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Miracle (noun) - When you get the USB in on the first try.
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Conundrum (noun) - When you see an endangered animal eating endangered plants.
Tips for success
When riding in an elevator, be sure to push all the buttons. Your fellow riders will appreciate the fact that you thought of everyone.
Realized
What skip to the lou means...
Fact
Whenever you cut your nails, you will need to do something that requires long nails right after.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You thought your intervention was going to be a surprise birthday party.