Facebook is the one place your friends can openly 'like' the fact that you are recently single.
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Society (noun) - Something preteen girls blame their problems on without knowing it's true definition.
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I'm just curious (phrase) - I don't want to tell you my creepy motives so this is my cover.
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Immature (noun) - A word boring people use to describe fun people.
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You announce that you're "legal" on your 18th birthday and people around you shudder.
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Despair (noun) - When you double-space your essay and it's still not long enough.
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The fifth dentist must have been a hipster.
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When it comes to group work, do absolutely nothing. Not doing your part will show the others how great you think their work is in comparison to yours.
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Democracy is really great, unless the majority of the people are stupid.
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Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
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Treadmill (noun) - An expensive coat rack.
Tips for success
Add as much salt as you can to your food. It's a natural preservative and will help you live longer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're Rihanna. Your mom just figured out what that song is about.
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When your girlfriend says anything, make sure you repeat her in a voice that sounds like hers. Women love to know that they're being listened to.
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Tell zombie jokes at funerals. It'll lighten the mood.
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When signing up for a dating website, make your username, "Little Kid Lover" to show women that you are serious about starting a family.
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Always put "For bomb equipment" at the bottom of your checks. Homeland Security will enjoy your sense of humor.
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When someone says,"Don't try this at home," simply go to the neighbor's house to try it.
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Joy (noun) - That moment when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
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