Rent out sweaters to people who are about to walk down the refridgerator isle at the grocery store. Make millions.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The light of your life is your computer screen in your parent's dark basement.
Tips for success
Whenever you lose something, buy a replacement. The old one will turn up shortly thereafter.
Tips for success
If at first you don't succeed never fear, failure may be your thing...
Realized
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Realized
The only difference between "cheating" and "studying" is the timing.
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Bring bolt to amusement park. Get on roller coaster with someone who looks really scared. When ride starts, hold up bolt and say, "Wait... where did this come from?"
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You are the sidekick in your own superhero dream.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Jay Leno asks you a trivia question.
Realized
Super Heros are just people with split-personality disorders who dress in tights.
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Go to store with sign that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." Wear no pants.
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Lost my train of thought (phrase) - What you say when you realize that what you were about to say is stupid.
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Procrastination (noun) - Rewarding oneself now rather than later.
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Calling a teacher "Mom" will end with awkward silence.
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