Realized
"Stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards. One usually leads to the other.
Realized
It's impossible to casually walk across a blow-up mattress.
Realized
The less I sleep, the more I'm tired. The more I sleep, the more I'm tired.
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The Monopoly Man owns Pringles.
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Your head is always over your heels.
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The orange and green Fruit Loops are secretly Apple Jacks.
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When Simba is singing how he can't wait to be king, he's singing how he can't wait for his father to die.
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Luke Skywalker is more disturbed about Darth Vader being his father than knowing he made out with his sister.
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Mummies are just gift wrapped zombies.
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They say you are what you eat... but I don't recall eating a sexy beast today.
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Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms, they will run away.
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That awkward moment you realize everyone is listening to your conversation.
Realized
Cavemen always tied in rock, paper, scissors.
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Santa is encouraging bad behavior. Coal is very valuable these days.
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Easy Bake Ovens are not the same thing as microwaves.
Realized
Those were the droids I was looking for.
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A well rounded diet consists of 3 square meals a day.
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The nursery rhyme never says that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
Realized
Many people misunderstand Mexicans. We think they're favorite sport is soccer, but that's only when they're not competing in cross country.
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If number two pencils are so great why are they number two?