Realized
If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible.
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Satan probably gets a lot of letters from dyslexic kids during Christmas time.
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The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It's about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
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If the length of time a person could spend on the internet was determined by the length of time they could maintain a squatting position or wall sit, we'd all probably be a lot skinnier, or at least more social.
Realized
The back of a cereal box is always more interesting when you are actually eating the cereal.
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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a song promoting conformity.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bubble wrap.
Realized
Say what you like about pedophiles. They're the only ones going 25 in a school zone.
Realized
Bernie Madoff was your retirement plan.
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Men have three basic hairstlyles: parted, unparted and departed.
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A word with 3 "u"s must be really unusual.
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Math problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
Realized
If number two pencils are so great why are they number two?
Realized
Most middle class people are more suited to run the country than the government.
Realized
The male version of a cougar is a pedophile.
Realized
Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.
Realized
We live in a society that teaches how to not get raped instead of teaching to not rape.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Realized
The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a wet one.
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There's no such thing as pink lemons.
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