Realized
Meat eaters and vegetarians both love animals. They just love them in different ways.
Realized
Satan probably gets a lot of letters from dyslexic kids during Christmas time.
Realized
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Realized
The starving children in Africa will still be starving even if you don't eat all your food.
Realized
If someone says "I can't breathe," they are clearly lying.
Realized
No one really knows why the chicken is crossing the road...
Realized
Osama Bin Laden was the last Horcrux.
Realized
Nothing will scare you more than 8 missed calls from your mom.
Realized
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.
Realized
TVs used to be fat and people were skinny. Now, TVs are skinny and people are fat.
Realized
If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.
Realized
It's impossible to casually walk across a blow-up mattress.
Realized
Textbooks make excellent pillows.
Realized
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, however none of them really work...
Realized
Why the game is called "Monopoly."
Realized
The chief export of Mexico is Mexicans.
Realized
Opposites attract, that's why it sucks to be this hot.
Realized
Ninjas and sushi makers have the same headbands.
Realized
Allstate is not available in all states.
Realized
Moby Dick was a sperm whale.
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