Realized
Google must be a woman... It knows everything.
Realized
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their car. For example, if it's lost and denying help, it's a man.
Realized
There are never pizza delivery girls....
Realized
It is socially acceptable to eat pop tarts for breakfast, but not cake or ice-cream.
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My parents weren't exercising all of those nights.
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Harry Potter came out of the closet at age 11.
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Carrying around a "get out of jail free" card doesn't actually help when being arrested.
Realized
You seem to always hit the place where you have already been injured.
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Slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing.
Realized
"Iron Man" is a super hero. "Iron woman" is a command.
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Life is like a game of Tetris. You die at the end.
Realized
When crumbs fall down your shirt they've been boobie trapped.
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Despite the recent increase in the cost of living, it still remains very popular.
Realized
I spend all day dreaming about sleep and all night dreaming I'm awake.
Realized
All crayons taste like wax. Even the "orange" ones.
Realized
All of my favorite childhood shows have either been canceled or screwed up.
Realized
On a special occasion, girls with straight hair curl it and girls with curly hair straighten it.
Realized
Those were the droids I was looking for.
Realized
If some one had really invented a time machine in the future, we'd know by now...
Realized
Fantasy football is just Dungens and Dragons for jocks.