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The best part of the movie always happens when you're in the bathroom.
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Who in their right mind would put their proof in the pudding?
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You don't realize how much you use a body part until you have injured it.
Realized
Tina Fey would make a better president than Sarah Palin.
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Life has gone downhill ever since I stopped making blanket forts.
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90's kids constantly brag about their childhood shows but fail to recognize that their entire generation is characterized solely by the cartoons they watched.
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2 of the 3 judges on America's Got Talent are British.
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The ground must love me a lot, it catches me every time I fall.
Realized
At one point, you came out of your dad's penis.
Realized
If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol?
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We live in a society that teaches how to not get raped instead of teaching to not rape.
Realized
Dogs look just as funny before they sneeze as humans do.
Realized
No matter how many pencils you buy at the beginning of the school year, you will always end up losing them before second semester.
Realized
Mumbling is a lot like talking in cursive.
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The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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Throwing birds at pigs is only acceptable on your phone.
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Women wear white on their wedding day because it's the happiest day of their lives. Grooms wear black.
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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.
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Our cars are powered by dead dinosaurs.
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If it is not within 30 feet, Dora can't see it.
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