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Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.
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If I had a dollar for every time I dropped my cell phone in the toilet, I'd probably be doing it more often.
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If you come out of high school still feeling innocent, you didn't have a social life.
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"Head over heels" could mean you are simply walking... your head is over your heels.
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Despite the recent increase in the cost of living, it still remains very popular.
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If you shake the baby long enough, it WILL stop crying.
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College is like a drunken orgy. No wait, actually it is a drunken orgy.
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Billy Joel is very certain that he didn't start the fire.
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You know you're old when you go to your HIgh School reunion and all the handicap parking spaces fill up first.
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The best hipster jokes are the ones that nobody tells.
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Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change a girl's life.
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You seem to always hit the place where you have already been injured.
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If it weren't for the gutter, most people's minds would be homeless.
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Being blind is just being reverse invisible.
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Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns… All of a woman’s problems begin with men.
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Dead people who believe in re-incarnation should have "BRB" written on their tombstones.
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I like getting stickers more in High School than in Elementary School.
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The game of tag is just a way of preparing children for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
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Accepting a friend request is giving someone permission to stalk you.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.