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If you wear the right colored apron, you can hand out free samples of whatever you want at the supermarket.
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Taylor Swift + a bottle of Jack = Ke$ha.
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John Lennon was killed by a fan... where are Justin Bieber's true fans?
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Soap operas have nothing to do with soap, or opera.
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Being vegetarian is completely disrespecting your ancestors' millions of years of effort of climbing to the top of the food chain.
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If you have to ask a person if they are okay, they are probably not okay.
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School is the only place where a trip to the restroom becomes your favorite activity.
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Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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It's not an ABC Family show until someone gets pregnant.
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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If "Fe" is the symbol for iron, then "female" means ironman.
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Pregnancy is inception. It's a human inside of a human.
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Simba singing, "I just can't wait to be king," is equal to him singing, "I just can't wait for my dad to die."
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Every Bruno Mars song sung from the perspective of a girl would make the girl sound psycho.
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Taylor Swift has no idea what happened after Romeo and Juliet got married.
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In the future, teens will look at pictures of crazy trend setters like Lady Gaga, think we all dressed like that, and wonder what we were thinking...
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Rebecca Black is more famous than I will ever be.
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The cure for any "incurable" disease or disorder is to just walk it off. Why do you think they have walks to cure Cancer, Aids, Diabetes, Autism, etc...?
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Toilet paper sales went down when push-up bras came out.
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Breakups should be on a scale of one to Adele as to how tough they are.