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When you're 7, pulling an all-nigher is impossible. When you're 17, going to sleep before 1AM is.
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Ohio is an unbearable state. 24 people from Ohio have become astronauts to flee the Earth.
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Piracy is the only socially acceptable job for amputees.
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"I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the exact same thing.
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Anyone who says words don't hurt you, has clearly never been hit by a dictionary.
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"Google before you tweet" is the new "think before you speak."
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If you travel to your future, it becomes part of your past.
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The save button on Microsoft Office is still a floppy disk.
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The clothes always look better when you're wearing them at the store than when you're wearing them at home.
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A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
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Celebrities spend all their lives working to become someone that everyone will recognize and then spend their time in dark sunglasses and hats trying not to be reocognized.
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Don't you hate it when you're lost in the woods without a shirt, and Abercrombie takes a picture of you? I do.
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Rockabye Baby is a song about a baby that falls off a tree and dies.
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If I am what I eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy.
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If Hershey bars printed "You're pretty" on the inside of its wrappers, they would fully replace boyfriends.
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Disney plays more music videos during the day than MTV.
Realized
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, however none of them really work...
Realized
Preschoolers don't need naps, High schoolers do.
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No matter how fast you run at them, automatic sliding doors will always open in time before you get to them. Go ahead, try it.
Realized
Harry Potter came out of the closet at age 11.
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