Realized
Mozart is de-composing.
Realized
I get all my news from Saturday Night Live.
Realized
Nothing on MLIA is real.
Realized
When one person is obsessed with another it's called stalking, but when two people are obsessed with each other it's called love.
Realized
Tina Fey would make a better president than Sarah Palin.
Realized
The only way Axe can get you a girl, is if you spray her in the eyes with it and drag her into the alley.
Realized
Bruno Mars is the kind of guy you get a restraining order against.
Realized
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Realized
I thought I was antisocial. Turns out I just hate idiots.
Realized
Rasins are just elderly grapes.
Realized
Don't you hate it when you're lost in the woods without a shirt, and Abercrombie takes a picture of you? I do.
Realized
Scotch tape doesn't taste anything like whisky.
Realized
Moving the hands of a clock to suit you does not actually change the time.
Realized
Claustrophobic homosexuals must have a hard time staying in the closet.
Realized
For all we know, gummy bear vitamins could be gummy bears.
Realized
Peter Piper didn't pick any pickled peppers. You pickle them after they're picked.
Realized
Without the help of Gwen Stefani, much of the population would still have no idea how to spell "bananas."
Realized
I used to eat a lot of natural foods. Then I realized people die of natural causes...
Realized
Nap time in preschool isn't for the students. It's for the teachers.
Realized
"Euthanasia" and "youth in Asia" are two TOTALLY different things.
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