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If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money to answer questions.
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2 of the 3 judges on America's Got Talent are British.
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There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in suck.
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A bathing suit is never actually used to bathe.
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The Amish will never read this.
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You don't realize how much you use a body part until you have injured it.
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If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards the prince kisses her to death. The prince is a dementor.
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What happens in Vegas ends up on Facebook.
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I paid a good amount of cash for my hair dresser to cut my bangs unevenly.
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The other side must use good fertilizer.
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Gum is to school what cigarettes are to prison.
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For cannibals, all fights are food fights.
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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters; harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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Every marriage that doesn't end in divorce ends in death.
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If the world ends in 2012, then my entire life has been wasted on school.
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You seem to always hit the place where you have already been injured.
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Imagination works at it's best in the shower.
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The best thing about being Jesus was knowing your parents never had sex.
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If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?
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I spend all day dreaming about sleep and all night dreaming I'm awake.