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Imagination works at it's best in the shower.
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People who fire you for being on Facebook at work, are on Facebook at work.
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Emos should probably just disregard the golden rule.
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How come we say "tunafish," but not "beefmammal" or "chickenbird?"
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Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
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Accepting a friend request is giving someone permission to stalk you.
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If you travel to your future, it becomes part of your past.
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Nagging is a trait acquired when one gets married, developed as a wife and perfected as a mother.
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Being blind is just being reverse invisible.
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Mumbling is a lot like talking in cursive.
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There is a seafood restaurant at Sea World.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Body spray that smells like Vanilla tastes like disinfectant.
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Claustrophobic homosexuals must have a hard time staying in the closet.
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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except for you.
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There are four stages in life: You believe in Santa Claus. You don't believe in Santa Claus. You are Santa Claus. You look like Santa Claus.
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There is never a time when mattresses and cars are NOT on sale.
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Sure, they can make a movie called "White Men Can't Jump," but if anyone made a movie called "Black Men Can't Swim," it'd be racist.
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You can’t hum while holding your nose.
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Copying from one is plagiarism. Copying from many is research.