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Pink insulation is not cotton candy.
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Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected.
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Only ugly people talk about inner beauty.
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If you take the vowels out of boys, you have "BS." If you take the vowels out of female, you have "FML."
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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's a story about a woman who learns her place.
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The Spanish word for "beard" is feminine. The Spanish word for "dress" is masculine.
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At one point, you came out of your dad's penis.
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ipod! upside down is still ipod!
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Feet would look weird without toes.
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Just because you were bitten by a spider does not mean you'll immediatly start shooting webs out of your wrists.
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If I were British I would never shut up.
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My American flag was made in China.
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The closer it is to the weekend, the closer it is to Monday again.
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Nothing will scare you more than 8 missed calls from your mom.
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If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
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A lot of shepherds must fall asleep on the job, with all that sheep counting.
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No one knows what "idk" means.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Sometimes the rubber cement is better than the gift card.
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Being sleepy is like being drunk, everything seems funnier and nothing makes sense.
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