Realized
The seashore is a terrible place for Sally to sell seashells.
Realized
Unnecessary warnings on product are there because someone was stupid enough to do it.
Realized
Cooties still exist, they're just called herpes now.
Realized
Our cars are powered by dead dinosaurs.
Realized
Wearing my underwear outside of my clothes does not increase my flying abilities.
Realized
Violets aren't blue.
Realized
I'm in shape! ...round is a shape.
Realized
Saying "no backsies" doesn't work with herpes...
Realized
Two of the biggest problems in the world are hunger and overpopulation. We could solve them both by eating babies.
Realized
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Realized
If "guns don't kill people, people kill people", then toasters don't toast toast, but toast toasts toast.
Realized
The brain is the most important organ in the body... according to the brain.
Realized
Not all men are jerks, some are dead.
Realized
Peter Piper didn't pick any pickled peppers. You pickle them after they're picked.
Realized
It took tens of thousands of years for humans to go from wearing no clothes to covering almost every inch of their bodies. It's taken about 200 years to reverse the process.
Realized
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
Realized
Guys workout to impress other guys. Tell a girl you bench 275lbs, she will have no idea what you are talking about.
Realized
America's punishment for leaving England is losing their accents.
Realized
Girls want a lot of things from one guy, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Realized
A duck playing a keyboard + a beaver playing a guitar = a platypus playing the keytar.
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © GROUCHYRABBIT.COM - CONTACT US - FEEDBACK - TERMS AND PRIVACY