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The Little Mermaid could have written Eric a note explaining her situation and why he needed to kiss her. That would have been much easier than having Eric ram a giant boat into Ursula.
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Taylor Swift - Microphone = Kanye West.
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State Farm does not insure farms.
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We live in a society that teaches how to not get raped instead of teaching to not rape.
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In the future, teens will look at pictures of crazy trend setters like Lady Gaga, think we all dressed like that, and wonder what we were thinking...
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Babies are not dishwasher safe.
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Those signs that say "Slow Children Playing" are so mean.
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The orange and green Fruit Loops are secretly Apple Jacks.
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Many people misunderstand Mexicans. We think they're favorite sport is soccer, but that's only when they're not competing in cross country.
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The words "Don't panic but..." are always immediately followed by a very good reason to panic.
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a horror movie disguised by candy.
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There are four stages in life: You believe in Santa Claus. You don't believe in Santa Claus. You are Santa Claus. You look like Santa Claus.
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You seem to always hit the place where you have already been injured.
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Osama Bin Laden was the last Horcrux.
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If the length of time a person could spend on the internet was determined by the length of time they could maintain a squatting position or wall sit, we'd all probably be a lot skinnier, or at least more social.
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You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It's about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
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Allstate is not available in all states.
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The Spanish word for "beard" is feminine. The Spanish word for "dress" is masculine.
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