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A well rounded diet consists of 3 square meals a day.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Feet would look weird without toes.
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Somehow they took a tree and made it soft enough to wipe your bottom with.
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If you break a mirror, you probably had bad luck to begin with.
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All books, no matter how long they are, what genre they are, or even what age group they are, are all made up of different combinations of just 26 letters.
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If you are what you eat, then dementors are just big bundles of joy.
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All the models in anti-wrinkle commercials are under 25.
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Gorilla's are a lot like unexplained metaphors.
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The only difference between "cheating" and "studying" is the timing.
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Tina Fey would make a better president than Sarah Palin.
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Mom says no cake for breakfast but then serves dense cake covered in liquid sugar, also known as pancakes.
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The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a wet one.
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State Farm does not insure farms.
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If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
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The best things in life are free, plus shipping and handling.
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Dr. Seuss was the world's best rapper.
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Grinding babies into dust does not make baby powder.
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Our cars are powered by dead dinosaurs.
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Moses would be the best lifeguard ever.
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