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Our Generation is going to make the weirdest grandparents.
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Today I broke my record for days of not dying. I plan to break it again tomorrow.
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The only reason I can watch the shows I do is because my parents think I'm too young to understand the jokes.
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"The Very Hungry Caterpillar" teaches children that they can beome beautiful by eating everything in sight.
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If you move the letters around in "Spandex" you get "Expands."
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Imagination works at it's best in the shower.
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Most people are like Slinkies, relatively useless, but fun to push down stairs.
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Anyone who says words don't hurt you, has clearly never been hit by a dictionary.
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All of my favorite childhood shows have either been canceled or screwed up.
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I can be a morning person after all. I just can't go to bed the night before.
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Everything in life that is any fun is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
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No one knows what "idk" means.
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Simba and Nala have the same dad.
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The road to success may be paved with failures, but so is the road to failure.
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Conversations that start "We need to talk," never end well.
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You'll never look at your parents the same way after learning how babies are made.
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All of the Disney princesses have serious daddy issues.
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I like getting stickers more in High School than in Elementary School.
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Mental note: Actual notes work better.
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Ohio is an unbearable state. 24 people from Ohio have become astronauts to flee the Earth.