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If you forget to say "pika" before you sneeze, you can always say "bacca" afterwards.
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Playing Angry Birds is not the same as studying for a physics test.
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The Pope is the oldest virgin in the world.
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It's funny how amusing staring-blankly-at-a-wall can be when one is avoiding school work.
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Sea World is literally tons of fun.
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Better late than pregnant.
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Snuggies are fuzzy hospital gowns.
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Commenting on your own status is the social networking equivalent of talking to yourself.
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No matter how young or old you are, your index finger is always the perfect size for your nostril.
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The song "Stuck in the Middle with You" would be great for a tampon commercial.
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"Yell for help" is not in the list of top 100 things to do before you die.
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When a house burns up, it also burns down.
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Mental note: Actual notes work better.
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British people don't sit around talking about american accents.
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Pregnancy is inception. It's a human inside of a human.
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Democracy is really great, unless the majority of the people are stupid.
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Easy Bake Ovens are not the same thing as microwaves.
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Sometimes the best thing about a gift is the bubble wrap and box.
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Edward Scissorhands should never be allowed to run.
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When intelligent people don't try, average things happen.