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Depression is always cured by antidepressants. It either gets rid of your depression or you kill yourself from the suicidal thoughts it causes.
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We buy trash bags, just so that we can throw them away.
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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's a story about a woman who learns her place.
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You know you're getting old when you can wrap your own presents and still be surprised on Christmas.
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The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a wet one.
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Sirius Black's middle name could be Lee.
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Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.
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For every crazy idea you come up with, there exists a video on the internet, of a Japanese person who has already done it.
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Cinderella was the only person with that shoe size in the whole kingdom.
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STD's (noun) - Cooties for grown-ups.
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None of my teachers ever gave an A for effort.
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My favorite drink came out of a cow's private parts.
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Slugs are just homeless snails.
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Santa is encouraging bad behavior. Coal is very valuable these days.
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"Success" can't be spelled without "u." It also starts with a "suc."
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I do have superpowers, it's just, my weakness is oxygen.
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Hipstamatic is autotune for photos.
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At one point, you came out of your dad's penis.
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It is easier to tell your deepest secrets to a complete stranger than it is to tell people you have known all your life.