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A word with 3 "u"s must be really unusual.
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Not having a crush to stalk makes Facebook a lot more boring.
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Herpes is like glitter. It gets everywhere, spreads quickly and is impossible to clean up.
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If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
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Nudists don't have to worry about tan lines.
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I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of gravity.
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Lucy is not a licensed therapist.
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Bikinis are the socially acceptable form of wearing underwear in public.
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Donuts are to bagels as cupcakes are to muffins.
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It is socially acceptable to eat pop tarts for breakfast, but not cake or ice-cream.
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If the day you get married is the happiest day if your life, then everything is downhill from there.
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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's a movie about a woman learning her place.
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Once you meet a person, they're no longer a stranger, thus making it okay to take candy from them.
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It isn't a holiday unless it has a Google doodle.
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It is socially acceptable to wear a bikini around a pool but not your bra and underwear.
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When a girl tells you that she just had her period, you are officially in the friendzone.
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"My printer broke" is the new "my dog ate my homework."
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If something were better than the leading brand, then it would be the leading brand.
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France made french fries, yet Americans are the fat ones.
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The Cat in the Hat is not actually in a hat.