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Magical people name their children strange things like Harry and Ron, whereas, normal people choose simple names like Hermione.
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Most of the show "Saturday Night Live" is shown on Sunday.
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When boyfriend fights a guy for hitting on his girlfriend, he's a gentleman. When girlfriend fights a girl for hitting on her boyfriend, she's a jealous wench.
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In The Little Mermaid, Ursula sings the song "Poor Unfortunate Souls." Ariel's a ginger.
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The Cat in the Hat is not actually in a hat.
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People in movies never have to go pee.
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My American flag was made in China.
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Swedish Fish are manufactured in Canada.
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If I have my cake, I am going to eat it too...
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I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
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If only the good die young does this mean my grandma is evil?
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Cereal drowns in milk, therefore milk is a cereal killer.
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Captain Shang was gay for half of the movie Mulan.
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Wednesdays in which there is no rainfall are dry hump days.
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"Google before you tweet" is the new "think before you speak."
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Time Square is a Triangle.
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English teachers put more thought into the book than the author does.
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When life gives you melons, you end up working at Hooters.
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Santa Claus is a hairy fat guy who breaks into the houses of little children in the middle of the night.
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If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards the prince kisses her to death. The prince is a dementor.
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