Realized
No one knows what "idk" means.
Realized
Literature is open to interpretation... as long as it matches your English teacher's.
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a horror movie disguised by candy.
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While driving, everyone going faster than you is a maniac and everyone going slower than you is an idiot.
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For every crazy idea you come up with, there exists a video on the internet, of a Japanese person who has already done it.
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All Fruit Loops taste the same.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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The Amish are just hardcore hipsters.
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My parents are the type of people that try things once to see if they like it. I'm an only child.
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The words "Don't panic but..." are always immediately followed by a very good reason to panic.
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A gorilla is like an unexplained metaphor.
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"Yell for help" is not in the list of top 100 things to do before you die.
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You can’t hum while holding your nose.
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I should have used the naps when I had them.
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Meat eaters and vegetarians both love animals. They just love them in different ways.
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The clothes always look better when you're wearing them at the store than when you're wearing them at home.
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All the animals people want to save could kill us.
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Wednesdays in which there is no rainfall are dry hump days.
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All of the Disney princesses have serious daddy issues.
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If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?