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Claustrophobic homosexuals must have a hard time staying in the closet.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Bikinis are the socially acceptable form of wearing underwear in public.
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The higher you are in math, the less you have to use it in real life.
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All books, no matter how long they are, what genre they are, or even what age group they are, are all made up of different combinations of just 26 letters.
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At one point, you came out of your dad's penis.
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Santa is a fat ninja.
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It's a little unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice."
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We buy things with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like.
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They tell us to stay away from yellow snow because they want to keep all of the lemony goodness to themselves.
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Bald people never have bad hair days.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice.
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A word with 3 "u"s must be really unusual.
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The lesson of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, is don't tell the same lie twice.
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No one really wants you to gag them with a spoon.
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Strawberries have nothing to do with straw.
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If ladybugs weren't red with pretty little spots, we would kill them too.
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The nursery rhyme never says that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
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Whenever someone says "long story short", they usually end up telling you the long story.
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The Tooth Fairy encourages us to sell our bodies.
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