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Taylor Swift - Microphone = Kanye West.
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Rockabye Baby is a song about a baby that falls off a tree and dies.
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What ever happened to number 1 pencils?
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The word OK is a sideways person.
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If I had a dollar for every time I dropped my cell phone in the toilet, I'd probably be doing it more often.
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Many people misunderstand Mexicans. We think they're favorite sport is soccer, but that's only when they're not competing in cross country.
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It must really annoy hipsters to know that they are all the same.
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iTunes Terms and Conditions Section 13A: At any point in time we can come take a kidney.
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Literature is open to interpretation... as long as it matches your English teacher's.
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If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?
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All diet pills require diet and exercise in order to work.
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It's Levi-O-sa. Not Levio-SA.
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Bruno Mars is the kind of guy you get a restraining order against.
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You're only stalking someone if you're unattractive. If you're attractive, you're "actively pursuing."
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When boyfriend fights a guy for hitting on his girlfriend, he's a gentleman. When girlfriend fights a girl for hitting on her boyfriend, she's a jealous wench.
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You can't hum while holding your nose closed.
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England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Taylor Swift + a bottle of Jack = Ke$ha.
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Bring your daughter to work day must be awkward for prostitutes.
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If you watch Twilight backwards, it's still a bad movie.