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Peter Piper didn't pick any pickled peppers. You pickle them after they're picked.
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If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol?
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Walking through a spider web temporarily turns you into a ninja.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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People say pigs can't fly, but swine flu?
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Christopher Columbus is just a man who didn't ask for directions.
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Bikinis are the socially acceptable form of wearing underwear in public.
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We live in a society that teaches how to not get raped instead of teaching to not rape.
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All books, no matter how long they are, what genre they are, or even what age group they are, are all made up of different combinations of just 26 letters.
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Gorilla's are a lot like unexplained metaphors.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Cooties still exist, they're just called herpes now.
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A bathing suit is never actually used to bathe.
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Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom. He is absorbent. Spongebob is a tampon.
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Emos should probably just disregard the golden rule.
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When you no longer run into all your friends at the mall, but run into them at the grocery store, you are officially an adult.
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I get all my news from Saturday Night Live.
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When rearranged, "mother in law" spells "woman hitler."
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If "Fe" is the symbol for iron, then "female" means ironman.
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Santa is encouraging bad behavior. Coal is very valuable these days.