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While eating cereal, reading the box is the most interesting thing you've ever done.
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Have you ever seen an Asian Nascar driver? That's what I thought...
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Give the Wicked Witch a break, she couldn't take showers her entire life, you would be mean too.
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If it weren't for the gutter, most people's minds would be homeless.
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The male version of a cougar is a pedophile.
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The game of tag is just a way of preparing children for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
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Women can't park well because for the past 400 years, they have been told that 3 inches is actually 6.
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John Lennon was killed by a fan... where are Justin Bieber's true fans?
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The signs that you are about to start your period are also the signs that you might be pregnant.
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Pizza is a vegetable now, based on the amount of tomato content, yet tomatoes are a fruit...
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Simba singing, "I just can't wait to be king," is equal to him singing, "I just can't wait for my dad to die."
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If Eve doomed the human race for an apple, what would she have done for a Klondike bar?
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The more you pay for an article of clothing the less you wear it.
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If you watch Twilight backwards, it's still a bad movie.
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People that have welcome mats on their doorstep should not get upset when someone breaks into their house.
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Whenever I want to tell a funny joke about some ethnicity they're ALWAYS sitting at the next table over.
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Uranus is a gas planet.
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Facebook is the one place your friends can openly 'like' the fact that you are recently single.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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My life is like my boyfriend... I don't have one.