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Why the game is called "Monopoly."
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Depression is always cured by antidepressants. It either gets rid of your depression or you kill yourself from the suicidal thoughts it causes.
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The Monopoly Man owns Pringles.
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If ladybugs weren't red with pretty little spots, we would kill them too.
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Sharing is caring. Unless you have AIDS.
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Literature is open to interpretation... as long as it matches your English teacher's.
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Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
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When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day.
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Ninjas and sushi makers have the same headbands.
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They say you are what you eat... but I don't recall eating a sexy beast today.
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If some one had really invented a time machine in the future, we'd know by now...
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No one questions where life gets all its lemons from.
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If you come out of high school still feeling innocent, you didn't have a social life.
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If a baby is born in Vegas, it has to stay there.
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Strawberry shampoo will never taste as good as it smells.
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Everything is easier said than done. Except talking. That's pretty much the same.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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It's funny how amusing staring-blankly-at-a-wall can be when one is avoiding school work.
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Cupcakes are the divas of the muffin world.