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Depression is always cured by antidepressants. It either gets rid of your depression or you kill yourself from the suicidal thoughts it causes.
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If something were better than the leading brand, then it would be the leading brand.
Realized
Grinding babies into dust does not make baby powder.
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It is socially acceptable to wear a bikini around a pool but not your bra and underwear.
Realized
They sell seafood at Seaworld.
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If all the starving people in the world died from starvation then only the people who are not starving would be left and World Hunger would be solved.
Realized
Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected.
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Toilet paper sales went down when push-up bras came out.
Realized
I'm not the praised genius that my mom convinced me I was.
Realized
Our cars are powered by dead dinosaurs.
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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a song promoting conformity.
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It's impossible to casually walk across a blow-up mattress.
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Moses would be the best lifeguard ever.
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If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money to answer questions.
Realized
Most people feed their pets healthier food than they feed themselves.
Realized
Ohio is an unbearable state. 24 people from Ohio have become astronauts to flee the Earth.
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No one ever mentions lesbians stealing all the great girls from straight guys.
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If you come out of high school still feeling innocent, you didn't have a social life.
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Sharing is caring. Unless you have AIDS.
Realized
Opposites attract, that's why it sucks to be this hot.
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