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Disney plays more music videos during the day than MTV.
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Rockabye Baby is a song about a baby that falls off a tree and dies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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"Stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards. One usually leads to the other.
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Women always question which sneakers have the best support but never consider it when shopping for heels.
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"The Very Hungry Caterpillar" teaches children that they can beome beautiful by eating everything in sight.
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If I had a dollar for every time I dropped my cell phone in the toilet, I'd probably be doing it more often.
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Grapefruits are nothing like grapes.
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Taylor Swift has no idea what happened after Romeo and Juliet got married.
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Mumbling is a lot like talking in cursive.
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Life has gone downhill ever since I stopped making blanket forts.
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Duct tape is a lot like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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Mummies are the raisins of people.
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The save button on Microsoft Office is still a floppy disk.
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Bernie Madoff was your retirement plan.
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People are like drums, if you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
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Everyone that has a puppy thinks theirs is the cutest.
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iTunes Terms and Conditions Section 13A: At any point in time we can come take a kidney.
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If you forget to say "pika" before you sneeze, you can always say "bacca" afterwards.
Realized
Rebecca Black is more famous than I will ever be.
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