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Signs that things aren't going so well
You want to get a tattoo with your child's name on it, but you're not of legal age to do so without parental consent.
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You just checked "white" on a scholarship application.
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Your girlfriend is shaving her moustache for charity.
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The only reason you got over your crush is because you fell in love with her half-vampire baby.
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Your friend just suprised you. You poop easily.
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Cleverbot just told you to stop wasting time and go do your homework.
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Your mom won't accept your friend request.
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Your jeans have become so tight that friends are asking when you bought "those new skinny jeans."
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You click on the 'Chat with Local Singles' ads.
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Everybody at Alcoholics Anonymous already knows your name.
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You are employee of the month at McDonalds, and you're lovin' it.
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You have the biggest boobs in your group of friends. You are a man.
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You finally got 100 on a test. It was the SATs.
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You just graduated with a Master's. Your boss never finished high school.
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Only three out of five dentists recommend your product.
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You can relate to the lyrics of Ke$ha songs.
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Your personal trainer is fat.
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You're a college student. You don't like ramen noodles.
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You convince yourself that watching Grey's anatomy is pretty much the same as studying for your anatomy finals.
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Your hand is on fire. So is the rest of you.