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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Friday nights are spent making outfits for your cats.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know how many dead babies fit in your bath tub.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend asks to borrow your bra.
Signs that things aren't going so well
He actually does just want to cuddle.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Even your spam folder is empty.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are trying to figure out if your lip gloss has calories in it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Pixar makes a movie about two robots who have a better love life than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason your parents remembered your birthday is because Facebook reminded them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A telemarketer keeps calling you asking about your favorite scary movie.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You gave up your virginity for lent.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You feel dizzy and gasp for breath after getting out of the chair in front of your computer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your first kiss was from a Dementor.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You used to babysit your new stepmom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People call you sir, but they keep adding "please leave" afterwards.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only thing that runs in your family is obesity.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You frequently mix up your spanish vocabulary with Harry Potter spells.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your room number at the sex rehab center is 69.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your free hug stand went out of business.
Signs that things aren't going so well
In the middle of your concert a water bottle hits you in the face.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your 13-year-old friends pull up in a car, and you can't decide what seat to take.