Signs that things aren't going so well
Your BMI is higher than your IQ, but you don't know what either of those mean.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You swallowed your cat to catch a bird that's looking for the spider who was supposed to catch the fly that you accidentally swallowed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are swimming in a pool when the ladder mysteriously disappears.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The boyfriend you created on The Sims just dumped you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're the last Horcrux.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The tag to your mattress is missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The slip of paper you just took out of your fortune cookie is blank.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your birthday gift from your uncle begins to tick.
Signs that things aren't going so well
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt changed his name, so not to be associated with you any longer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dentist is missing teeth.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just made plans to be more spontaneous.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Watching "Saw 3" brings back memories...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You think someone is trying to steal your role as Swan Queen.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend is only dating you to get closer to your brother.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just moved. Your new address is a cell number.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You rationalize that Snickers are good for you because they have peanuts in them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You honestly don't have anything more productive you could be doing right now.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are woken up by kisses... from your dog.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a Korean roommate. Your cat is missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're competing for babysitting jobs with 12-year-olds that you used to babysit.