You made out with your sister. Darth Vader isn't your dad.
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Charlie Sheen refers to you as a goddess.
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You tell people you have a lot of friends. What you don't tell them is you mean all 10 seasons.
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Your mom is the evolutionary link between man and monkey.
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You put your Farmville score on your resume.
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The conversation you had with yourself in the shower was legitimately fulfilling.
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Your guidance counselor responded with "What did you expect?" when you told him you were being bullied.
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The townspeople are burning effigies of you again.
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You've checked yourself into a pysch ward as a way to meet new people.
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You looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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The Cookie Monster becomes the Veggie Monster.
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You've run out of names to give to your cats.
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Your parents gave you up for adoption... for lent.
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The voice in your head has a lisp.
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Your girlfriend says "it's the thought that counts" after sex.
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The white windowless van you just got into only has the crappy generic candy.
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People call you sir, but they keep adding "please leave" afterwards.
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The only emails you ever get are from bankers in Nigeria.
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You're so weird that people at your school won't even take gum from you.
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You know more about the Kardashians than your own family.
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