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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend just dumped you and you're out of Ben & Jerry's.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You show to a party and Lady Gaga is wearing the same outfit as you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Easter egg hunt turned up 12 eggs and a dead body.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're drunk, and she's still ugly.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You say you need a drink, and everyone automatically assumes you're referring to alcohol.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your teacher tells you to quit acting stupid. You're not acting.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You tell people you have a lot of friends. What you don't tell them is you mean all 10 seasons.
Signs that things aren't going so well
In order to cheer you up, your girlfriend tells you that your penis is bigger than all of your friends'.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You actually brush your teeth with a bottle of jack.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You do the splits and your thighs are still touching.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Sally still thinks she can make a living by selling sea shells down by the sea shore.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're moving because your last home was accidentally recycled...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get a 4.0 your first semester of college. It was your BAC not your GPA.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of a balanced diet is a box of assorted chocolates.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You think someone is trying to steal your role as Swan Queen.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're using your emergency pair of underwear. It's an upside down t-shirt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out that your girlfriend didn't get pregnant from a hot tub.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The rum is gone.