Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't trust anyone but your friend Brutus.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The good news from your boss is that you now get to file for unemployment.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your last name rhymes with your first name.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out your family has a strong history of schizophrenia. The voices laughed at your shock.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are able to use your stomach as an armrest.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're psyched about going to what you will soon find out is your intervention.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The public toilet seat you just sat down on is warm.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your surgeon is a strong believer in the 5 second rule.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The lady waxing your eyebrows doesn't have any herself.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The riskiest thing you've ever done is not forwarding chain mail.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a purple heart. You're not in the military.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just discovered that there's no candy in the van...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just failed an open book test.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wardrobe looks just like the one being featured on 'What Not to Wear.'
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your only serving of vegetable comes from the ketchup packs that come with your Quarter Pounder.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dog gets more attention from the opposite sex than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daily exercise consists of the treacherous walk to your fridge.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You think it's just a flesh wound.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Charlie Sheen refers to you as a goddess.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your IQ and shoe size are interchangeable.