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Signs that things aren't going so well
You just finished your Costco pack of mac and cheese. You live alone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You watched old footage from when you were a baby. It was a rerun of 16 and Pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The light of your life is your computer screen in your parent's dark basement.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A telemarketer keeps calling you asking about your favorite scary movie.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You store your cell phone in your fat rolls...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You had a dream about eating a giant marshmallow. Your pillow is gone when you wake.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fortune cookie doesn't have a slip of paper in it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are 4 hours into a Minesweeper game.
Signs that things aren't going so well
McDonald's is sending you Christmas cards.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend dumped you... for your brother.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're absent from school at the same time as your teacher. You're both on maternity leave.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're not your parent's favorite. You're an only child.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The words "UR A LOSER" appear in your alphabet soup.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When someone asks you whether you prefer kisses or hugs, you assume they are talking about Hershey's.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best friend was made at a Build-a-Bear Workshop.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your therapist feels sorry for you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie put you up for adoption.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought an iPad, because your fingers are too fat to use an iPod Touch.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the black guy in a scary movie.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You count playing Temple Run towards your daily exercise routine.