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Signs that things aren't going so well
When you realize that you don't have an ugly friend. Then notice that you are the ugly friend.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The kidnappers paid your parents to take you back.
Signs that things aren't going so well
High school is turning out to be the best 6 years of your life.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Snooki is a published author.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your midnight snack is more like a full course meal.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know more Pokemon than presidents.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know more Pokémon than presidents.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just peed in the shower... while taking a bath.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get a hula hoop and it's a size too small.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of participating in a marathon is watching twenty five episodes of Jersey Shore in a row.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're wearing an Ed Hardy shirt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People mistake you for the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can relate to Amber from teen mom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are able to use your stomach as an armrest.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Ford Focus listens better than your closest friends.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You claim you "can't be tamed."
Signs that things aren't going so well
People glance at the weight limit sign when you enter an elevator.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your favorite restaurant's new slogan is "Now made with real meat!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
You wake up early Saturday morning to watch cartoons when you remember it's actually Friday, and that you're blind.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your government decides pizza is a vegetable.