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Signs that things aren't going so well
You get the sample question wrong on a standardized test.
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You plan your day around your Farmville crops.
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You're cured from Bieber Fever. You now have the Black Plague.
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A stranger lured you into a white windowless van. He doesn't really have candy.
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Your mom thinks that your school pictures suck.
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Your only disguise is glasses but everyone buys it.
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Sally still thinks she can make a living by selling sea shells down by the sea shore.
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You procrastinate by googling ways to procrastinate.
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You have never lost an arm wrestling match... on a first date.
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Your boyfriend doesn't propose to you because he can't find a wedding ring to fit your finger.
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Your boyfriend is posting Taylor Swift lyrics on Facebook again...
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You've tested 12 men. You still can't find the father of your baby.
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You don't trust anyone but your friend Brutus.
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The person you've been stalking just figured out how to make their profile private.
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You've actually read the terms and conditions.
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Until you were thirteen, you thought your name was "shut-up."
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You ask your drug dealer for some coke... he only has pepsi.
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Your cat licks your mouth, makes a face, then licks her bum.
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You try to make an account with the username myusernameisalwaystaken but someone has already taken it.
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You have more back cleavage than front cleavage.