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Signs that things aren't going so well
The Kidz Bop version of your song sounds better than your original version.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone left the toilet seat up. Your expansive back-side keeps you from falling in.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to ask the pregnant lady next door for some milk because you ran out.
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Your new babysitter just arrived. Your parents introduce her as Casey Anthony.
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You don't trust anyone but your friend Brutus.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The light of your life is your computer screen in your parent's dark basement.
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While giving your 12 year old daughter "the talk", she corrects you.
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You are wearing your wedding dress to prom to save money.
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Your parents bring their work home with them. They're morticians.
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You were counting on your wisdom teeth to help you pass the SATs.
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You love cottage cheese... on women's thighs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're in the girl's bathroom and the toilet seat is up.
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You're going out with the biggest dork in class only because his name is Edward.
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Your thighs give you a standing ovation everytime you try to walk.
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You're a male that owns a purse and consistently refers to it as a "satchel".
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You don't need to move to keep the hula hoop around your waist.
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You're clearing dinner dishes from your bathroom.
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You got mad at your girlfriend, so you deflated her.
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You go to have "the talk" with your kids. They already know about it from personal experience.
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You woke up extra early on Christmas then you remember that you're Jewish.