Signs that things aren't going so well
You thought your intervention was going to be a surprise birthday party.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your white gloves turn orange after you touch your face.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You attended your mother's high school graduation.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fiance is on the hit reality show Bridezillas.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You enjoy the attention your stalker is giving you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Alphabet soup is the extent of your education.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your inner voice speaks in Facebook status updates.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents just complimented what you're wearing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Rebecca Black is deciding what seat to take in your car...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out that you favorite chicken nuggets will now include real chicken.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your ex-boyfriend on vacation in France sends you a postcard that says "Wish you were her." It wasn't a typo...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your younger sibling has to explain a sexual reference to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you begin spiking your own drinks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've been married three times. You still have the same in-laws.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your maternity clothes fit again. You're not pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You drowned in the fountain of youth.
Signs that things aren't going so well
After your initial excitement you realize that chlamydia is not a flower.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You plan your day around your Farmville crops.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cat licks your mouth, makes a face, then licks her bum.