Signs that things aren't going so well
You can type numbers into your calculator faster than you can text.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A terrorist just told you, "You da bomb!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason why your boyfriend kisses you anymore is because he enjoys the taste of your lip gloss.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You announce that you're "legal" on your 18th birthday and people around you shudder.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You drive a low rider. It's only a low rider when you're in the car.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife just offered you a piece of fruit. You just realized you're naked.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have two legs... You're a dog.
Signs that things aren't going so well
That starving kid in Africa won't even eat your mom's cooking.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out that your neurosurgeon cheated his way through medical school. Your surgery was yesterday.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are at an amusement park... working.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You broke up with your boyfriend, you've gotten fat, you're starting to have really bad stomach pains, and you haven't seen your Aunt Flo for nine months.
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Signs that things aren't going so well
You spend more time untangling headphones than listening to music.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You honestly don't have anything more productive you could be doing right now.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to do the skinny jeans dance to put on sweatpants.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The TSA pat down is your idea of a good time.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Autotune isn't making your singing better.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Until you were thirteen, you thought your name was "shut-up."
Signs that things aren't going so well
The place where you volunteer decided to fire you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Cleverbot just told you to stop wasting time and go do your homework.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your teacher says the current math unit won't be over until the fat lady sings. Everyone looks at you.