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Signs that things aren't going so well
You divided by zero.
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The really hot girl beside you just said "SAFETY!"
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You only brush your teeth for special occasions.
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You forgot to add water to the Easy Mac.
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Your first and only kiss came from a CPR practice dummy.
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Your boyfriend gets you a gift "just because." It's deodorant.
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You dropped the soap...
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You're cured from Bieber Fever. You now have the Black Plague.
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You store your cell phone in your fat rolls...
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Your date to the dance malfunctions when someone accidently spills water on her.
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Your happiness lasts as long as your pack of Oreos.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The dentist asks to take pictures of your teeth for the "before" pictures in their office.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You recognize a family member on an episode of Cops.
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Your water has an ingredients list.
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Donald Trump is running for president.
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The scheduled completion date for your underground shelter is January 1, 2013.
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You put your Farmville score on your resume.
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Kids are always after your Lucky Charms... plus you're a ginger.
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You get cold sweats if you haven't eaten a cheeseburger within the past 24 hours.
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Your sister likens her situation of being pregnant before marriage to the virgin Mary.