Signs that things aren't going so well
You suspect your cat is trying to kill you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only times you hear the words "well done" are when you're taking someone's steak order.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone just pulled up to your heavily fortified compound deep in Pakistan. It's not the pizza guy.
Signs that things aren't going so well
High school is turning out to be the best 6 years of your life.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You remember all the lines to The Lion King but can't say a single sentence from the Declaration of Independence.
Signs that things aren't going so well
All of your current friends are wearing orange jumpsuits.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You got married and still have all the same relatives.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mustache is growing in nicely. You are a woman.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cats slowly start leaving your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You crave the taste of your own tears.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're on the high school football team. You're a girl.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your new babysitter just arrived. Your parents introduce her as Casey Anthony.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your latest visit to the bathroom ended up with you being featured on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You recently threw out your toothbrush. Your brother complains that his toothbrush is missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought a hula-hoop. It fits you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Febreeze is your favorite brand of cologne.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You run into a door... and apologize.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Easter egg hunt was you trying to find the scrambled eggs you lost in your fat rolls this morning during breakfast.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your doppelganger is Rosie O'Donnell.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of getting high is eating a whole bottle of Flinstone Gummies.
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