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Signs that things aren't going so well
You're in jail and you have one phone call. You call home and leave a message so your kitties know where you are.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mood is characterized by the number of people who liked your Facebook status.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get a hula hoop and it's a size too small.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You pee your pants for the warmth.
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You're psyched about going to what you will soon find out is your intervention.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're wearing a jacket that makes you hug yourself.
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A small baggie of Justin Beiber's hair is worth more than your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know more Pokemon than presidents.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dad just got trampled by a ton of wildebeests...
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You don't like to go on extended trips because you are afraid your Neopets will go hungry.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You drowned in the fountain of youth.
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You take the "the" out of "psychotherapist."
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You have two Facebook accounts; one as yourself, and one as a fictional character that comments on all of your posts so you don't look like a loser.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You regularly pretend your curling iron is a lightsaber.
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You brought home a "Sky Mall" magazine from your last flight and plan on buying something.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A gay man falls in love with you. He doesn't realize you're a woman.
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You look forward to Friday night date nights with your cat. You are 23.
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The boyfriend you created on The Sims just dumped you.
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You're too school for cool.
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You mark all of your old emails as "unread" just to make it feel like people actually email you.