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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daughter works at the same strip club that you frequent.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daily exercise consists of the treacherous walk to your fridge.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your ex-boyfriend on vacation in France sends you a postcard that says "Wish you were her." It wasn't a typo...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just purchased a Costco sized pack of Plan B.
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Facebook is the only one that asks you what's on your mind.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone makes a joke about your height. It goes right over your head.
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You turn down Harvard because you are awaiting acceptance from Hogwarts.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The first thing you hear after waking up from plastic surgery is, "Well, we tried..."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mood is characterized by the number of people who liked your Facebook status.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your granny panties are actually panties that you stole from your grandmother.
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When someone asks you whether you prefer kisses or hugs, you assume they are talking about Hershey's.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're having girl problems and 98 others.
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You have a Korean roommate. Your cat is missing.
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Turning your girlfriend on means starting up your computer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're the last Horcrux.
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You scored the winning goal. It was for the other team.
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You procrastinate by googling ways to procrastinate.
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You decided to have one more child because 13 would be unlucky.
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Your alibi for not committing a murder is that you were raping a girl in your fake taxi.
Signs that things aren't going so well
They just named a disease after you.