Signs that things aren't going so well
The good news from your boss is that you now get to file for unemployment.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've tested 12 men. You still can't find the father of your baby.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You only have 1.20 gigawatts...
Signs that things aren't going so well
The McDonald's near your neighborhood shut down when the bank foreclosed your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You take your niece to a Miley Cyrus concert so that it looks like she's dragging you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Photoshop can't even make you look good.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to ask the pregnant lady next door for some milk because you ran out.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only cottage cheese in your entire house has made a home on your thighs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A night during which you do not cry yourself to sleep is strange and unwelcome.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just moved. Your new address is a cell number.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom seems to confuse the meaning of "I'm bored" with "I want to do chores."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have two girlfriends. Their names are right-hand and left-hand.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You failed your math test. It brought your overall grade up.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A stranger lured you into a white windowless van. He doesn't really have candy.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're going for a leisurely walk in the mountains with your father. His name is Abraham.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You wake up to a bloody horse head in your bed...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You find yourself disappointed that the library isn't open later on a Saturday night.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only thing that runs in your family is obesity.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When someone asks you whether you prefer kisses or hugs, you assume they are talking about Hershey's.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You use "opposites attract" to justify the age difference.
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