Signs that things aren't going so well
Your blind date is actually blind.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your most meaningful conversations happen online and one of you is a troll.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You were about to share this on Myspace.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just discovered that there's no candy in the van...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your thighs give you a standing ovation everytime you try to walk.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You finally found that 20 dollar bill you were looking for. It was in your fat folds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend doesn't let you wear his jacket anymore because you stretched it out.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend just introduced you as a friend.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You shop at the big and tall store for clothing... for your wife.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're eligible for group insurance if you gain 5 more pounds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just got your letter to Hogwarts. It's in your mom's handwriting.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You say "I'm so fat." Your friends agree.
Signs that things aren't going so well
There are no singles left to catch the bouquet at your wedding.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your latest visit to the bathroom ended up with you being featured on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just saw daddy kissing Santa Clause.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You turn down Harvard because you are awaiting acceptance from Hogwarts.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The rope you're hanging yourself with can't support your weight.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of communing with nature is playing Angry Birds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fiancee weighs 115 lbs, her mother weighs 325 lbs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Sarah Palin thinks you're an idiot.
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