Signs that things aren't going so well
The TSA doesn't want to pat you down.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're checking your relationship status on Facebook to make sure your girlfriend hasn't broke up with you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You leave out the bottle of Aunt Jemima's just so you aren't alone at breakfast.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just read the directions on the back of your soap dispenser. Turns out you've been doing it wrong.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your psych student friends keep asking if they can use you as a case study.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You changed your birthday on Facebook just so you could get some wall posts.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents moved while you were away at school. They didn't tell you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You look forward to Friday night date nights with your cat. You are 23.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the one who let the dogs out.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your surgeon is a strong believer in the 5 second rule.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You drowned in the fountain of youth.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Schools call the police when you come to pick up your children.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've been repeatedly mistaken for Snooki. You don't mind...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are stuck in an elevator. You have diarrhea.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Even your spam folder is empty.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're more upset that you now have less ice cream than the fact that it just spilled all over your laptop.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Sarah Palin thinks you're an idiot.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've agreed to a week long hunting trip with Dick Cheney.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just got hit by a parked car.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend just took off her jacket to keep you warm.
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