Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend's jacket is too small to keep you warm.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just graduated with a Master's. Your boss never finished high school.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A giant robot army orders you to protect a stone cube from another giant robot army.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You remember all the lines to The Lion King but can't say a single sentence from the Declaration of Independence.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Head & Shoulders doubles as your soap due to the inordinate amount of hair on your body.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cab driver graduated from the college where you are studying.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your hand is on fire. So is the rest of you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your doctor's last name is House. You think you just have a cold.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your new friends just dared you to touch the butt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
"Made with real ingredients" is a selling point.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your family tree does not fork.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You crave the taste of your own tears.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Even the voices in your head don't like you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You find yourself enjoying a Nickleback song.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Clicking the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google is your idea of a risk.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your retirement plans involve getting into the prison system.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parrot is telling you to shut up.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Star Wars modeled Jabba the Hut after you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are wearing a hula hoop as a belt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You consider using both hands to be a threesome.