Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend of 6 months turns out to be a man.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You won your future husband while masquerading as a male soldier.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You consider it a good day when there is no reason to shower.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Even the voices in your head don't like you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A girl just killed your sister with a falling house and stole her shoes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the sidekick in your own superhero dream.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your PE teacher is obese.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can apply for unemployment with your eyes closed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You watched old footage from when you were a baby. It was a rerun of 16 and Pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Other people can tell when you've taken a shower.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The funhouse mirrors make you look normal.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You made out with your large siberian husky because he reminded you of Jacob Black.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You were about to share this on Myspace.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're dating the English TA. You still failed the class.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have nothing left to do on the internet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The riskiest thing you've ever done is not forwarding chain mail.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your handkerchief smells weirdly like chloroform.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You look down and can't see your own feet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your business internship was with Bernie Madoff.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't recognize half of the fruits in Fruit Ninja.