Signs that things aren't going so well
All of your current friends are wearing orange jumpsuits.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You catch your son looking at porn. You're in it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason why your boyfriend kisses you anymore is because he enjoys the taste of your lip gloss.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're an amputee. You're happy and you know it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You announce that you're "legal" on your 18th birthday and people around you shudder.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your imaginary girlfriend turned down your proposal.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're in water up to your chest. You're in your car.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fiancee weighs 115 lbs, her mother weighs 325 lbs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fake ID hasn't turned 21 yet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can name more of the Kardashians, than you can American presidents.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The girl you like just called you her best friend.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The name of your expensive, foreign, bottled water is "naive" spelled backwards.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People glance at the weight limit sign when you enter an elevator.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought a Volkswagen Beetle just to see little children punch each other.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your sister likens her situation of being pregnant before marriage to the virgin Mary.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The cast of Glee performs your song better than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You try to make an account with the username myusernameisalwaystaken but someone has already taken it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can't understand the voices in your head because they speak Spanish.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Both your bed and your girlfriend can be deflated.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of physical contact is poking someone on Facebook.