Chris Hanson introduces himself to you in a kitchen.
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The creepy man in the white van refuses to let you in.
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You lost your list of people to whom you have vowed revenge against.
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You tell people you have a lot of friends. What you don't tell them is you mean all 10 seasons.
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Your Friday nights are spent making outfits for your cats.
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You rely on bacon for your daily source of protein.
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You have zero Facebook notifications. It's your birthday.
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You lost your voice, you can't walk, you don't know how to use a fork, and a fat octopus attempts to drown your true love.
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You've actually read the terms and conditions.
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You suspect your cat has been reading your diary.
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The first thing you hear after waking up from plastic surgery is, "Well, we tried..."
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You have six new notifications on Facebook. They are all from your mother.
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Your therapist just rolled her eyes at you.
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The only thing stopping you from getting into McDonalds is the door.
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Your girlfriend just told you she's "fine."
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You're a bird, sitting by another bird, and there's a stone headed your way.
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Your stuck in a dead end job. Your boss only cares about money. Your best friend is a complete retard. Your neighbour hates you. Worst of all you live in a pineapple under the sea...
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You were just involved in a fatal car accident. You weren't wearing your good underwear.
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Your "girlfriend" still won't meet you outside of the strip club.
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He was waving to the girl behind you. You still waved back.
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