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Signs that things aren't going so well
You aren't strong enough to twist the Oreo.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend just discovered Call of Duty.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can't decide between you Justin Bieber comforter or your Twilight comforter for you bed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
High school is turning out to be the best 6 years of your life.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The voices in your head left because you were boring.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are in a handbasket and it's getting warmer by the minute.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend starts listening to Taylor Swift.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best pick up line is "Get in the van!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
People get out a whistle when they see you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can relate to Amber from teen mom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You look normal in a funhouse mirror.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only compliments you get are from Dove chocolate wrappers.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the baby in the sonagram on 16 and Pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't like to go on extended trips because you are afraid your Neopets will go hungry.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend is quoting Taylor Swift in her Facebook statuses again.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You refer to steroids as "breakfast."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daily routine consists of standing under the freeway with a cup.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cab driver graduated from the college where you are studying.
Signs that things aren't going so well
There are smaller fat people orbiting around you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You comment on your friends Facebook post and they respond with "Wait, who is this?"