Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cab driver has a Ph.D. from the same university you are currently attending.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You signed up for the biggest loser, but didn't know it was a weight loss show.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're sitting alone in your bed with a jar of Nutella and a spoon.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You delude yourself into believing that leggings are pants.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Umbridge won't stop texting you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fingers are too big for your iPad.
Signs that things aren't going so well
He actually does just want to cuddle.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You discover that you can have pizza delivered to your house quicker than a policeman can arrive.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're using your emergency pair of underwear. It's an upside down t-shirt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a college degree. You work at Starbucks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The doctor's inspiration for your nose job was Lord Voldemort.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Life wants it's lemons back.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dog is in your arms and your child is on a leash.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your white gloves turn orange after you touch your face.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your sword is glowing blue.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're dating the English TA. You still failed the class.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents go out more than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You divided by zero.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your father carries around the picture of the kid that came with the wallet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When fast food commercials have to specify that their food is made with "real beef" and "real chicken."