Signs that things aren't going so well
You just realized that you killed your father and married your mother.
Signs that things aren't going so well
One of the side effects for your anti-depressants is suicidal thoughts.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought a Volkswagen Beetle just to see little children punch each other.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason your parents remembered your birthday is because Facebook reminded them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your co-workers stop asking how you're doing and start asking about your cats instead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are kissed by a man. His name is Judas.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your jeans have become so tight that friends are asking when you bought "those new skinny jeans."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have the biggest boobs in your group of friends. You are a man.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Star Wars modeled Jabba the Hut after you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You recently threw out your toothbrush. Your brother complains that his toothbrush is missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Autotune isn't making your singing better.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Sim had it's first kiss before you did.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can't fit into your mothers clothing anymore.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your tips for the week were $12. You spend it on catnip for your cat.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You run into a door... and apologize.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Remodeling your house means looking for a new cardboard box.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Her birthday is also your anniversary and you forgot.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to literally beg your mother to let you go outside.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The computer doesn't know how to correct your grammar mistakes.
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