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Signs that things aren't going so well
You can't tell whether you tooted or pooed in your pants. You are wearing white pants.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You think eating thin crust pizza is a good way to cut back on calories...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are employee of the month at McDonalds, and you're lovin' it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The townspeople are burning effigies of you again.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend says "it's the thought that counts" after sex.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents requested for more proof after the kidnapper sent them your finger.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to hire a babysitter to go to prom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friend just suprised you. You poop easily.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom puts extra butter in your food, so that you look fatter than she does.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Plastic bags feel like you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The boys in your health class know more about your girl parts than you do...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Even duct tape can't fix it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Match.com found no matches.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You got Snooki pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your surgeon is a strong believer in the 5 second rule.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The riskiest thing you've ever done is not forwarding chain mail.
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A hipster is interested in dating you, only because you're not cool.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't know who your child's father is because there are so many possibilities.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You jokingly call your boyfriend "gay" and he hits you with his purse.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You like your dog more than your boyfriend.