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Signs that things aren't going so well
There's an ominous unmarked black van parked just outside your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The drug you are on is called "Charlie Sheen."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone tells you to name a vegetable. You can only think of pizza.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend is only dating you to get closer to your brother.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're more upset that you now have less ice cream than the fact that it just spilled all over your laptop.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've gotten so drunk that you've asked a friends cat why he killed Mufasa.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The divot goes farther than your golf ball.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You crave the taste of your own tears.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason you get up in the morning is because you have to pee.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your government decides pizza is a vegetable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your middle school bathroom has a baby changing station.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You spend more time untangling headphones than listening to music.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You haven't noticed that your toothbrush has been lost for a while.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your "girlfriend" still won't meet you outside of the strip club.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Hand sanitizer just killed 99.9% of your friends and family.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are in the band Nickelback.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You met a cute girl at a party. It was a family reunion.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Plastic bags feel like you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The awkward moment when your bro actually tells a cool story.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're burping up Four Loko on the way to work.