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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your surprise birthday party turned out to be an intervention.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know how many dead babies fit in your bath tub.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have more cavities than you do teeth.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You clean your room to avoid studying.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your co-workers stop asking how you're doing and start asking about your cats instead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a guide for your trip. His name is Smeagol.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend gets you a gift "just because." It's deodorant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Two unicorns start nagging you to go to Candy Mountain.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are planning your own surprise birthday party...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You got fired. You are also out of raw cookie dough.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fat friend starts borrowing your clothes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're sitting alone in your bed with a jar of Nutella and a spoon.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The flux capacitor is broken.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't need to move to keep the hula hoop around your waist.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife just hired a pool boy; you don't own a pool.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend was on "How to Catch a Predator."
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you make out with your boyfriend, you cover him in glitter and turn the AC on high.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your tampon string is too long for your dress.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You feel like a plastic bag.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your thighs give you a standing ovation everytime you try to walk.