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Signs that things aren't going so well
You are carefully planning what your next Facebok status will be.
Signs that things aren't going so well
There is a jungle cat in your bathroom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You drive a low rider. It's only a low rider when you're in the car.
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You can apply for unemployment with your eyes closed.
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You frequently mix up your spanish vocabulary with Harry Potter spells.
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You got Snooki pregnant.
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The grass on the other side is dead.
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Your understanding of the five second rule is picking it up within five seconds of finding it.
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You have a purple heart. You're not in the military.
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You only buy the 12 piece chicken nugget meal because you're trying to watch your weight.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You compete for plastic surgery before your wedding day.
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Your psychologist now has to see a psychologist.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only heat source you have is your overworked laptop battery.
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The telemarketer hangs up on you.
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You know MIddle-earth geography better than you know actual earth geography.
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You're at opening day and someone hits a home run... in the bathroom with your girlfriend.
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You can't tell whether you tooted or pooed in your pants. You are wearing white pants.
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The only reason you go outside is to retrieve what you ordered off the internet.
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You think of the perfect insult... long after the argument is over.
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Your idea of "getting pussy" involves adopting a tabby from the shelter.