Signs that things aren't going so well
You look more like the mailman than your dad.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend dumped you... for your brother.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your last-resort date for the prom turned you down. It was your mom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend's jeans are tighter than yours.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your teacher stapled a McDonald's job application to your report card.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The last person to hit on you was blind.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You'd literally do anything for a Klondike bar.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are kissed by a man. His name is Judas.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You fall asleep on the beach and wake up to a group of people trying to release you back into the ocean.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A truckload of Americans drive into Mexico.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your date to the dance malfunctions when someone accidently spills water on her.
Signs that things aren't going so well
None of the Beatles want to hold your hand.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can relate to the lyrics of Ke$ha songs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just broke the first two rules of Fight Club.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your biggest fan is your ceiling fan.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The pockets in your shorts are longer than the actual shorts.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You lost 200 pounds. You live in England.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have more cats than friends.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're the reason for the warning label.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend doesn't let you wear his jacket anymore because you stretched it out.
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