Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend is pregnant. You wear a purity ring.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get your news from the Weekend Update on SNL.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just had your 35th birthday party at Laser Tag with your mother.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The townspeople are burning effigies of you again.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have nothing left to do on the internet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You broke up with your boyfriend, you've gotten fat, you're starting to have really bad stomach pains, and you haven't seen your Aunt Flo for nine months.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You do the splits and your thighs are still touching.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You were counting on your wisdom teeth to help you pass the SATs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Rebecca Black is deciding what seat to take in your car...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of participating in a marathon is watching twenty five episodes of Jersey Shore in a row.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dad just admitted to being a virgin.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your diary is writing back.
Signs that things aren't going so well
"Made with real ingredients" is a selling point.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A dieting company asks you to represent their product... for the "before" picture.
Signs that things aren't going so well
eHarmony matches you with your cousin.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have two legs... You're a dog.
Signs that things aren't going so well
All of your jeans seem to have shrunk two sizes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friends are all jumping off bridges.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Ke$ha has advised you to use less glitter.
Signs that things aren't going so well
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