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Signs that things aren't going so well
The people at the Hotel California are hinting that you should leave.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've seen this late-night infomercial before.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your biggest fan is your ceiling fan.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dyslexic child waits for Satan to come down your chimney on Christmas Eve.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You try to make an account with the username myusernameisalwaystaken but someone has already taken it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You attend a university, online.
Signs that things aren't going so well
In the club, your girlfriend puts her hands up for the single ladies dance.
Signs that things aren't going so well
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Signs that things aren't going so well
One of the side effects for your anti-depressants is suicidal thoughts.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your marriage counselor is divorced.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend asks to borrow your bra.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your penis is an innie.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Neither side of your pillow is cold.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can type "facebook.com" faster than your own name.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the reason why your parents stopped having kids...
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason you have a girlfriend is because your name is Edward.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're blind in one eye. You're a cyclops.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You find yourself disappointed that the library isn't open later on a Saturday night.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason you’re not a complete idiot is that some parts are missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend broke up with you because she wants to experience the "bigger things" in life.