Signs that things aren't going so well
The people at the Hotel California are hinting that you should leave.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your sister likens her situation of being pregnant before marriage to the virgin Mary.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your thirteen year old daughter has to explain a dirty joke to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You built it. Nobody came.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You only have 1.20 gigawatts...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend's Facebook status is Taylor Swift lyrics.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A telemarketer keeps calling you asking about your favorite scary movie.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You burn your neck with your curling iron on purpose so it looks like you're getting some action.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't even get coal for Christmas.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have signed a peace treaty. Your enemies offer you a giant wooden horse.
Signs that things aren't going so well
It's taken 6 seasons to tell your kids how you met their mother. You still haven't finished the story.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You finally fit back into your fat jeans.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your milkshake only brings the boys to the property line.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have the face for radio.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You rationalize that Snickers are good for you because they have peanuts in them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You and your family are extremely proud of your first ever 100 on a test. It was the SAT.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only person who holds your hand is your manicurist.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your thoughts are in the form of Facebook statuses.
Signs that things aren't going so well
An old beggar woman just offered you a rose in exchange for shelter from the cold.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Avril Lavigne doesn't like your girlfriend.
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