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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend only fell in love with you because your blood smells delicious.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't trust anyone but your friend Brutus.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you know there are 93 light bulbs on the ceiling of the lecture hall.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The camels in your pick-up truck are not cigarettes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
No one recognizes you without your makeup on.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best friend is a volleyball.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just had a mind numbing orgasm. It turned out to be a stroke.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just met your future spouse... at a family reunion.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You lost 200 pounds. Nobody noticed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You show to a party and Lady Gaga is wearing the same outfit as you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You feel like a plastic bag.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents hang your school pictures in the basement to scare the ghosts away.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your country is several trillion dollars in debt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You divided by zero.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your new medication is to help your antidepressants work better.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're eligible for group insurance if you gain 5 more pounds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend is a chubby chaser.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You spend more time on your Facebook statuses than your essays.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're too young to legally get your kids' names tattooed on your body.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You catch your son looking at porn. You're in it.