Signs that things aren't going so well
You leave parties because you have to "feed your pets." Your pets are Webkinz.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend's jacket is too small to keep you warm.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just knocked down all ten pins... in the lane next to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your karma ran over your dogma.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The light of your life is your computer screen in your parent's dark basement.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The voices in your head left because you were boring.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Life wants it's lemons back.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You were counting on your wisdom teeth to help you pass the SATs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to hire a babysitter to go to prom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You came up with a clever comeback... an hour later.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've checked yourself into a pysch ward as a way to meet new people.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have forgotten the lyrics to the original Batman theme song.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You discover that you need both of your arms amputated and your first thought is, "How am I gonna be able to get the Pringles?!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife wishes you were more like Jacob Black.
Signs that things aren't going so well
"Would you like fries with that?" is a daily part of your vocabulary.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your artificial Christmas tree just died.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're using duct tape to wax your legs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your high school sent you a letter asking you not to attend prom because you scare the other students.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your imaginary friend just told you that he has schizophrenia.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A giant robot army orders you to protect a stone cube from another giant robot army.
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