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Signs that things aren't going so well
You met a cute girl at a party. It was a family reunion.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend gets more action than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You show to a party and Lady Gaga is wearing the same outfit as you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're jealous of your Sims.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When we live in a society where pizza is considered a vegetable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Princess Leia is now a Disney princess.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The words "bff" and "grandma" are often interchangeable for you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You announce that you're "legal" on your 18th birthday and people around you shudder.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The therapist that you've been seeing for the past year finally said his first words to you... "no hablo ingles."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your teacher writes "Cool story bro" at the top of your 10-page essay, and gives you a zero.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mood is characterized by the number of people who liked your Facebook status.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents bring their work home with them. They're morticians.
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The KKK releases a statement saying they want nothing to do with you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Turning your girlfriend on means starting up your computer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're drunk, and she's still ugly.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can type "facebook.com" faster than your own name.
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It's your birthday. You have no notifications on Facebook.
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Fat people are calling you fat.
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Your boyfriend was on "How to Catch a Predator."