Signs that things aren't going so well
Lady Gaga thinks you dress weird.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're watching a play when you hear someone behind you shout, "sic semper tyrannis!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to ask the police officer to hold your beer so you can take out your license.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You finally got 100 on a test. It was the SATs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
On take your kid to work day, your mom brings you no further than the corner outside your apartment building.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People put their other earbud in when they see you coming.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You brag about how many times you've been to prison.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You hooked up with a hot girl at a party. It was your family reunion.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only action you're getting is from your shake weight.
Signs that things aren't going so well
MTV wants to create a hit series based on your life.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cab driver has a Ph.D. from the same university you are currently attending.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friend's psychology class is doing show-and-tell. He's bringing in you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend is a bigger Belieber than you are...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Sally still thinks she can make a living by selling sea shells down by the sea shore.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can type 'facebook.com' faster than you can type your own name.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your thighs give you a standing ovation everytime you try to walk.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You came up with a clever comeback... an hour later.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Everybody at Alcoholics Anonymous already knows your name.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The voice in your head has a lisp.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Hannah Montana is wearing your jeans.
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