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Signs that things aren't going so well
People put their other earbud in when they see you coming.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your lowest grade is in your religion class. You go to a Catholic High School.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't have enough friends to forward that chain letter to.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your most meaningful conversations happen online and one of you is a troll.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Gwen Stefani is the only reason you know how to spell "bananas."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend gets you a gift "just because." It's deodorant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're still on Myspace.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You enjoy the attention your stalker is giving you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your pet rock just died.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone just pulled up to your heavily fortified compound deep in Pakistan. It's not the pizza guy.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dentist is missing teeth.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are woken up by kisses... from your dog.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You discover that you need both of your arms amputated and your first thought is, "How am I gonna be able to get the Pringles?!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
The TSA doesn't want to pat you down.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can name more of the Kardashians, than you can American presidents.
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The next date with your girlfriend is in court.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You sleep with your teacher to get good grades. You are homeschooled.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your last name rhymes with your first name.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your stalker lost interest.
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Cleverbot broke up with you.