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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your tampon is behind your ear and you can't find your pencil.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your BMI is higher than your IQ.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've got milk in your mustache. You're a woman.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just saw daddy kissing Santa Clause.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friends give you their old fat clothes.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You feel like a plastic bag.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You finally found that 20 dollar bill you were looking for. It was in your fat folds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A dieting company asks you to represent their product... for the "before" picture.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason you can do a push-up is because your belly flab supports the rest of your body weight.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You ask to sign your friend's yearbook, they hand you a pencil.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your husband fell in love with you while you were dressed up as a man saving China.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You think someone is trying to steal your role as Swan Queen.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You use "opposites attract" to justify the age difference.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your toilet is the most comfortable chair in your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're drunk, and she's still ugly.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You got a 20 on your final. Your parents celebrate.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend asks to borrow your bra.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your doomsday prediction was a dud... again...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom is showing you pictures of when she was young. You're on a porn site.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People put their other earbud in when they see you coming.