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Signs that things aren't going so well
You're watching a play when you hear someone behind you shout, "sic semper tyrannis!"
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Your surgeon is a strong believer in the 5 second rule.
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Your best friend is a volleyball.
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You go to a clinic so frequently that the nurses know you by your first name. It's an abortion clinic...
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You are an electrician. You live in an Amish community.
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The only thing you have to brag about is that without you, the local bar would go out of business.
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A cabbie offers you tips on hygiene.
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Snooki is a published author.
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You recently threw out your toothbrush. Your brother complains that his toothbrush is missing.
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You know more about the Kardashians than your own family.
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Your wardrobe looks just like the one being featured on 'What Not to Wear.'
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Your trash goes out more than you do.
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You just found out that your neurosurgeon cheated his way through medical school. Your surgery was yesterday.
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You stayed up all night studying for your blood test.
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Your hairdresser has a bad haircut.
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You lose one of your shoes, then your ride home turns into a pumpkin.
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Your wife is four months pregnant. You've been deployed for the past year.
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You can't fit into your mothers clothing anymore.
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You do the splits and your thighs are still touching.
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You're flirting back with the homeless guy.