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Signs that things aren't going so well
Even the zombies are ignoring you during the apocalypse.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Lady Gaga thinks you dress weird.
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Somebody imprinted on you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your local pizza place gets concerned when you don't call.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your teacher stapled a McDonald's application to your report card.
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They just named a disease after you.
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It's Christmas... you're Jewish.
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You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga.
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The boyfriend you created on The Sims just dumped you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're on a cruise. You suddenly hear violins.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You brush your teeth with a bottle of Wild Turkey, because you can no longer afford Jack.
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Autotune isn't making your singing better.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your math teacher dressed up like Gandalf to tell you your grade.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Ford Focus listens better than your closest friends.
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You are currently in Egypt.
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You have more cats than friends.
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You're cured from Bieber Fever. You now have the Black Plague.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The funhouse mirrors make you look normal.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You walk outside and you start to sparkle.
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You're spending Christmas on Grouchy Rabbit.