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Signs that things aren't going so well
Gwen Stefani is the only reason you know how to spell "bananas."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You stopped to smell the roses. A bee flew up your nose.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to ask the pregnant lady next door for some milk because you ran out.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just moved. Your new address is a cell number.
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Your doctor's last name is House. You think you just have a cold.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Leonardo DiCaprio is in your dreams.
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You just graduated with a Master's. Your boss never finished high school.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are not of Hawaiian descent, yet you have come to view a muumuu as appropriate clothing.
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Your scabies scare turned out to be herpes.
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Your digital scale reads "GET OFF!" whenever you try to weigh yourself.
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You made a blood oath and discovered that you're a hemophiliac at the same time.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are Charlie Sheen's publicist.
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You have a major crush on your teacher. You're home schooled.
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Alphabet soup is the extent of your education.
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You have two girlfriends. Their names are right-hand and left-hand.
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You got Snooki pregnant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife just offered you a piece of fruit. You just realized you're naked.
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You gave up your virginity for lent.
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You wear a bigger bra size than your wife.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've been repeatedly mistaken for Snooki. You don't mind...