Signs that things aren't going so well
You are carefully planning what your next Facebok status will be.
Signs that things aren't going so well
That "lump" you had checked out was actually your breast.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A stranger lured you into a white windowless van. He doesn't really have candy.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your armpit hair has split ends.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Cleverbot broke up with you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You applied to be on The Biggest Loser. You didn't know it was a weight loss show.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Life gives you diabetes medicine.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You find yourself disappointed that the library isn't open later on a Saturday night.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Snooki is under the category "people who inspire you" on Facebook.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You only have two friends, Ben and Jerry.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only place that you can find love is in the dictionary.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You start lifting weights just so you'll be strong enough to scoop out the ice cream.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone found the body in your closet. You forgot to DVR the new episode of Jersey shore.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You burn your neck with your curling iron on purpose so it looks like you're getting some action.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're watching a weight loss commercial and wishing you could be that thin. Your looking at the "before" picture.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The kidnappers paid your parents to take you back.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You brag about how many times you've been to prison.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You go to have "the talk" with your kids. They already know about it from personal experience.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your child can open pill bottles better than you can.
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