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Signs that things aren't going so well
You just sent an email to your wife asking her to pass the salt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You pull more lint our of your belly button than your dryer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You allow your 16 year old daughter to smoke in front of her kids.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You want to get a tattoo with your child's name on it, but you're not of legal age to do so without parental consent.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only compliments you get are from Dove chocolate wrappers.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought a hula-hoop. It fits you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're using the "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" strategy on your finals.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your happiness lasts as long as your pack of Oreos.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your sex tape was on Animal Planet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're flirting with a guy. You're at a family reunion.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You sleep for over 12 hours a day. The time you spend awake you complain about being tired. You're not a cat.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dyslexic child waits for Satan to come down your chimney on Christmas Eve.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When we live in a society where pizza is considered a vegetable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know MIddle-earth geography better than you know actual earth geography.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Schools call the police when you come to pick up your children.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The dentist asks to take pictures of your teeth for the "before" pictures in their office.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You don't clap to "If you're happy and you know it."
Signs that things aren't going so well
While giving your 12 year old daughter "the talk", she corrects you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
That wasn't chocolate you licked.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have chocolate stains on your work-out clothes.