Signs that things aren't going so well
You get your eyebrows waxed and the lady offers to do your upper lip free of charge.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of participating in a marathon is watching twenty five episodes of Jersey Shore in a row.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Sim had it's first kiss before you did.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You brought home a "Sky Mall" magazine from your last flight and plan on buying something.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have 6 fingers on your right hand. You just met a man named Inigo Montoya.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your government decides pizza is a vegetable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The rum is gone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your birthday gift from your uncle begins to tick.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're the fool receiving pity.
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You drink red bull more than water.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Fast food chains are now advertising options with 100% real meat...
Signs that things aren't going so well
You stopped to smell the roses. A bee flew up your nose.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You begin most conversations with ‘I’m not a stalker, but…’
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're finally old enough to understand the adult humor in Disney movies... you still don't get it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mother-in-law is starting to realize you've been ignoring her friend requests.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Umbridge won't stop texting you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your job is in a book titled, "50 Jobs That Are Worse Than Yours."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You try to make an account with the username myusernameisalwaystaken but someone has already taken it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Leonardo DiCaprio is in your dreams.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend says "it's the thought that counts" after sex.