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Signs that things aren't going so well
You are holding 27 bottles of beer and you're not in a math problem...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of a fancy dinner is making the shrimp flavored Ramen instead of chicken.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are too young to apply for 16 and Pregnant...
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Your teacher mentions the democratic and republican parties and you wonder to yourself if you're invited.
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The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
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You have an uncle named Scar.
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Your wife’s relationship status changed from "married" to "it's complicated."
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You don't have enough friends to forward that chain letter to.
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You're wearing socks, sandals, and a fanny pack.
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You have 19 kids... and counting.
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You spend more time on your Facebook statuses than your essays.
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Your guidance counselor responded with "What did you expect?" when you told him you were being bullied.
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"Made with real ingredients" is a selling point.
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You comment on your friends Facebook post and they respond with "Wait, who is this?"
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Your friends just jumped off a bridge.
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The best part of your day was finding a Slim Jim in your makeup drawer.
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You can't decide which seat to take...but there's only one open.
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Your personal trainer is fat.
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Your teacher stapled a McDonald's application to your report card.
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Your imaginary significant other decides to leave you because "they want different things out of life."