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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your younger sibling has to explain a sexual reference to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Sim had it's first kiss before you did.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Cleverbot just told you to stop wasting time and go do your homework.
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You lose one of your shoes, then your ride home turns into a pumpkin.
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You are carefully planning what your next Facebok status will be.
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You just found out that the word "gullible" is, in fact, in the dictionary.
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You are employee of the month at McDonalds, and you're lovin' it.
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You refer to steroids as "breakfast."
Signs that things aren't going so well
When in doubt you think to yourself "What would Snookie do?"
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your doctor just typed your symptoms into Google.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You cheer quietly every time you poop and don't clog the toilet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend just introduced you as a friend.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You fit in at Walmart.
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There are no singles left to catch the bouquet at your wedding.
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Your dog wags its tail when you leave.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You mark all of your old emails as "unread" just to make it feel like people actually email you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your surprise party started before you got there.
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You rationalize that Snickers are good for you because they have peanuts in them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought a Volkswagen Beetle just to see little children punch each other.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your baby is crying during your high school graduation.