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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents got a divorce over their constant arguments about whether you are a girl or a boy.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your grandfather has died 27 times according to your excuses to get out of things.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fatbooth photos need no editing.
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Your ex-boyfriend on vacation in France sends you a postcard that says "Wish you were her." It wasn't a typo...
Signs that things aren't going so well
People start floating up around you. It's rapture day.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You often hear your mother mumble things under her breath, like "I really wish I had gotten that abortion."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend is quoting Taylor Swift in her Facebook statuses again.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend says "let me slip into something a bit more comfortable," and returns wearing sweatpants and a hoodie.
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The TSA pat down is your idea of a good time.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are stuck in an elevator. You have diarrhea.
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Your younger sibling has to explain a sexual reference to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have two midterms tomorrow. You can't remember the name of your classes.
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You just destroyed a house and killed two pigs. You're not playing Angry Birds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You go to a school where the kids are higher than the grades.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The therapist that you've been seeing for the past year finally said his first words to you... "no hablo ingles."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You want to incorporate the feng shui philosophy in your new room. Your cellmate disagrees.
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Your biggest fan is your ceiling fan.
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U tlk lyk dis.
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Your free hug stand went out of business.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only emails you ever get are from bankers in Nigeria.