Signs that things aren't going so well
You found a stick of butter in your fridge with a bite taken out of it. You live alone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only heat source you have is your overworked laptop battery.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People call you sir, but they keep adding "please leave" afterwards.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're not strong enough to get the lid off your protein shake.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When fast food commercials have to specify that their food is made with "real beef" and "real chicken."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You used to babysit your new stepmom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife tells you she's giving up sex for lent.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When your mother tells you to open the windows and you turn the computer on.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend has bigger boobs than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents start asking how your Sims are doing instead of your friends.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People scream as you pass them in a haunted house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You sleep for over 12 hours a day. The time you spend awake you complain about being tired. You're not a cat.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The spider you just killed with a Kleenex is no longer in your Kleenex.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your closest friend is Cleverbot.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your diary is writing back.
Signs that things aren't going so well
5 year olds have iPhones.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When we live in a society where pizza is considered a vegetable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're on the high school football team. You're a girl.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just destroyed a house and killed two pigs. You're not playing Angry Birds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife wishes you were more like Jacob Black.
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