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Signs that things aren't going so well
You used to babysit your new stepmom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
That wasn't chocolate you licked.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you make out with your boyfriend, you cover him in glitter and turn the AC on high.
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You just graduated from college and you're small time pot operation earns more money than your "real job."
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Your boyfriend doesn't propose to you because he can't find a wedding ring to fit your finger.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the reason why your parents stopped having kids...
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You shower in the opposite sex's locker room... No one notices.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best pick up line is, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Even duct tape can't fix it.
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There is a mysterious red lazer dot on your chest.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to text yourself to make sure that your cell phone still works. It does.
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Your birthday gift from your uncle begins to tick.
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You go to a clinic so frequently that the nurses know you by your first name. It's an abortion clinic...
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You're in Hufflepuff.
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Your mom won't accept your friend request.
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Your Easter egg hunt was you trying to find the scrambled eggs you lost in your fat rolls this morning during breakfast.
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Your new medication is to help your antidepressants work better.
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You're overweight... on the moon.
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The conversation you had with yourself in the shower was legitimately fulfilling.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You recognize a family member on an episode of Cops.