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Signs that things aren't going so well
Gwen Stefani is the only reason you know how to spell "bananas."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You slept with the professor and still failed the class.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You go to have "the talk" with your kids. They already know about it from personal experience.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason you can do a push-up is because your belly flab supports the rest of your body weight.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your child can open pill bottles better than you can.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a pyramid of all your empty Nutella containers.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend's Facebook status is Taylor Swift lyrics.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie put you up for adoption.
Signs that things aren't going so well
None of the Beatles want to hold your hand.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you begin spiking your own drinks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your doomsday prediction was a dud... again...
Signs that things aren't going so well
The KKK is burning a cross in your yard again.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your favorite restaurant's new slogan is "Now made with real meat!"
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your son wants to borrow your eyeliner.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You need more than one tape measure to measure your waist.
Signs that things aren't going so well
TV shows are the only thing scheduled on your calendar.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You've got milk in your mustache. You're a woman.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only thing that smiles back at you are your Goldfish crackers.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of getting "tail" involves animals.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your significant other admits to being a "chub chaser."