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Signs that things aren't going so well
You take an IQ test. The results come back negative.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom thinks that your school pictures suck.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You go to a clinic so frequently that the nurses know you by your first name. It's an abortion clinic...
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You only buy the 12 piece chicken nugget meal because you're trying to watch your weight.
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You are woken up by kisses... from your dog.
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The only 'A' you have ever gotten is your cup size.
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The townspeople are burning effigies of you again.
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In order to cheer you up, your girlfriend tells you that your penis is bigger than all of your friends'.
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You're the reason the clothing company changed their "One Size Fits All" label to "One Size Fits Most."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cat canceled your date because it had other plans.
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You fit in at Walmart.
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You and your family are extremely proud of your first ever 100 on a test. It was the SAT.
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Gwen Stefani is the only reason you know how to spell "bananas."
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You rationalize that Snickers are good for you because they have peanuts in them.
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Your entire acting career is your 30 second spiel in a hermoids commercial.
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Your best friend is a volleyball.
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Your maid just told you the house is haunted... You don't have a maid.
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Your favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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You have 19 kids... and counting.
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Your Christmas gifts to friends and family were "1 Free Hug" passes. You have no arms.