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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your cankles stretched out your favorite pair of socks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your exes are dating each other.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best friend Tyler wants to start a fight club.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You choose a high school based on its excellent day care facilities.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You found your dove chocolate in the shower and the dove soap is missing.
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You didn't notice you were pregnant.
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You like the Glee version of a song more than the real one.
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There is a direct correlation between your happiness and the number of people who like your Facebook status.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Cleverbot just told you to stop wasting time and go do your homework.
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You're wearing an Ed Hardy shirt.
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Your dyslexic child waits for Satan to come down your chimney on Christmas Eve.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Snooki is a published author.
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You're clearing dinner dishes from your bathroom.
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You hooked up with a hot girl at a party. It was your family reunion.
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Your identical twin is on America's most wanted.
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Your imaginary friend is playing with the kid across the street.
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You finally got an A. It's on your prison jumper, indicating your cell block.
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You have six new notifications on Facebook. They are all from your mother.
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You locked your keys in your convertible.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best friend was made at a Build-a-Bear Workshop.