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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your younger sibling has to explain a sexual reference to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have forgotten the lyrics to the original Batman theme song.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Snooki is under the category "people who inspire you" on Facebook.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of eating healthy is not finishing the whole jar of Nutella in one sitting.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your stalker is the only one who remembered your birthday.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You threw your iPod in the pool to sync it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The extent of your education comes from Snapple caps.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You leave out the bottle of Aunt Jemima's just so you aren't alone at breakfast.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You still think fanny packs are in style.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You cheer quietly every time you poop and don't clog the toilet.
Signs that things aren't going so well
They weren't skinny jeans when you bought them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can type numbers into your calculator faster than you can text.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best friend is a volleyball.
Signs that things aren't going so well
There is a jungle cat in your bathroom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You answer the question "What did you do last night?" with "I don't remember their name"
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can't be at your daughter's elementary school graduation, because you have to be at your high school graduation.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie put you up for adoption.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Not even auto-tune can fix your voice.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boss is eating the poison cupcakes intended for your annoying coworker.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You put a hit me sign on your own back in hopes of human contact.