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Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought a Volkswagen Beetle just to see little children punch each other.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your younger sibling has to explain a sexual reference to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just broke up with your girlfriend. She didn't realize you were dating.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People put their other earbud in when they see you coming.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Not only are you in the friend zone, she also thinks you're gay.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Jelly beans count as you daily fruit serving.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You fall into the monkey exhibit at the zoo... and the zookeepers don't notice.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only thing you have to brag about is that without you, the local bar would go out of business.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You like the Glee version of a song more than the real one.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only reason your parents remembered your birthday is because Facebook reminded them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You walk around with your bluetooth in, talking constantly. You don't have a phone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A small baggie of Justin Beiber's hair is worth more than your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People get out a whistle when they see you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're choking to death. You're a mime.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just realized that dust bunnies are not a species of rabbit.
Signs that things aren't going so well
All of those nasty rumors about you turn out to be true.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your stalker just told you he wants to stalk other people.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The extent of your education comes from Snapple caps.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get winded walking down the stairs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The McDonald's near your neighborhood shut down when the bank foreclosed your house.