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Signs that things aren't going so well
You started a new diet where you can't eat any food you've dropped on the floor. You've already lost 5 pounds.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You made a blood oath and discovered that you're a hemophiliac at the same time.
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Your parents bring their work home with them. They're morticians.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wife is four months pregnant. You've been deployed for the past year.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friends use the metaphor "elephant in the room" when they are talking about you.
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You don't know who Harry Potter is, but you know everything about Bella and Edward's love life.
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Jelly beans count as you daily fruit serving.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Sally still thinks she can make a living by selling sea shells down by the sea shore.
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You just broke the first two rules of Fight Club.
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There is a jungle cat in your bathroom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are repeatedly asked to put the lotion in the basket.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are the president... of Egypt.
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Your best pick up line is, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Your pet rat is missing a toe.
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A McDonald's employee recognized your new haircut.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your stuck in a dead end job. Your boss only cares about money. Your best friend is a complete retard. Your neighbour hates you. Worst of all you live in a pineapple under the sea...
Signs that things aren't going so well
Even the zombies are ignoring you during the apocalypse.
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Autocorrect can't fix your typos.
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eHarmony matches you with your cousin.
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You don't like to go on extended trips because you are afraid your Neopets will go hungry.