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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend wants to tell you something. She wants to do it on the Maury Povich Show.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom is showing you pictures of when she was young. You're on a porn site.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You claim you "can't be tamed."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your personal trainer is fat.
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Your government decides pizza is a vegetable.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you close your eyes you see falling Tetris bricks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You show to a party and Lady Gaga is wearing the same outfit as you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're psyched about going to what you will soon find out is your intervention.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom seems to confuse the meaning of "I'm bored" with "I want to do chores."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your penpal from another country knows more about your country than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mother is wearing your jeans. She looks better in them than you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend gets you a gift "just because." It's deodorant.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You went through airport security because you were feeling lonely.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When fast food commercials have to specify that their food is made with "real beef" and "real chicken."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You remember your 21st birthday.
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You like your dog more than your boyfriend.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your Easter egg hunt turned up 12 eggs and a dead body.
Signs that things aren't going so well
People get out a whistle when they see you.
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You have an uncle named Scar.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're Rihanna. Your mom just figured out what that song is about.