Signs that things aren't going so well
The person who just finished giving you a prostate examine snapped off their gloves and said, "the doctor will be with you in a few minutes."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of getting high is eating a whole bottle of Flinstone Gummies.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're saving up to buy ramen.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mistress nags you more than your wife.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend doesn't propose to you because he can't find a wedding ring to fit your finger.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You recently threw out your toothbrush. Your brother complains that his toothbrush is missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your hand is on fire. So is the rest of you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're jealous that your stalker is stalking other people.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to hire a babysitter to go to prom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your artificial Christmas tree just died.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just graduated from college and you're small time pot operation earns more money than your "real job."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daughter just got a part in a television show produced by the Disney Channel.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're parents tell you that you were a mistake. You're adopted.
Signs that things aren't going so well
They just named a disease after you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Someone else's life flashes before your eyes when you're about to die.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are an electrician. You live in an Amish community.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A cabbie offers you tips on hygiene.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Kids are always after your Lucky Charms... plus you're a ginger.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have to explain to your mother-in-law why her son isn't retuning her text messages.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your teacher just got dumped by her boyfriend right before your paper is due.