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Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend has bigger boobs than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just breastfed your child. They are 6 years old.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mother and father tell you that you were adopted... last week by another family.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're checking your relationship status on Facebook to make sure your girlfriend hasn't broke up with you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend's Facebook status is Taylor Swift lyrics.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of eating healthy is not finishing the whole jar of Nutella in one sitting.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your mom won't get off Facebook to let you do your homework.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You take your job very seriously. You're a clown.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're a rabbit. You just want some fruity cereal.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The cast of Glee performs your song better than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your roommate wets the bed. He's got top bunk.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A telemarketer keeps calling you asking about your favorite scary movie.
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Your sponsor for A.A. is Dennis Rodman.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your tampon string is too long for your dress.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You drowned in an internet surfing accident.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Oprah decides what you do next in life.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Pixar makes a movie about two robots who have a better love life than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a purple heart. You're not in the military.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You wished your parents believed in arranged marriages just so you wouldn't be lonely anymore.