Signs that things aren't going so well
The grass on the other side is dead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your blind date showed up in an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You call yourself ugly for attention. People agree with you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your idea of making friends involves going to Build-a-Bear.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You decided to have one more child because 13 would be unlucky.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You couldn't find cucumbers for your eyes. You used lemons instead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're sitting alone in your bed with a jar of Nutella and a spoon.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When you realize that as a graduate student you are working at a rate well below minimum wage.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You got fired. You are also out of raw cookie dough.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Plastic bags feel like you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Match.com found no matches.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You try to eat your own muffin top.
Signs that things aren't going so well
It didn't stay in Vegas.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You spend more time untangling headphones than listening to music.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out your family has a strong history of schizophrenia. The voices laughed at your shock.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your stalker wants to see other people.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your "I'm ugly" caption on Facebook doesn't get any comments.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You clean your house before your maid comes over, so she won't think you're a slob.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The girl you're on a date with says she wants to go into the Marines because she loves dolphins.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A major clothing brand pays you to NOT wear their clothing.
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