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Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a college degree. You work at Starbucks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your thirteen year old daughter has to explain a dirty joke to you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The girl you like just called you her best friend.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your understanding of the five second rule is picking it up within five seconds of finding it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just caught your vampire-boyfriend using your old tampon as a tea bag.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The voices in your head thought you were boring so they left.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You discovered that your mentor is a part-time waiter at Denny's.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your imaginary significant other decides to leave you because "they want different things out of life."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You walk around with your bluetooth in, talking constantly. You don't have a phone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your parents just complimented what you're wearing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You love cottage cheese... on women's thighs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You finally fit back into your fat jeans.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You switch your iPhone to airplane mode. It doesn't transform.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your friends just jumped off a bridge.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend's Facebook status is Taylor Swift lyrics.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The doctor's inspiration for your nose job was Lord Voldemort.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You ask your drug dealer for some coke... he only has pepsi.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your stepmom is younger than you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get matched with your mother on Chemistry.com.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have resorted to using your toaster as central heating.