Signs that things aren't going so well
You bought an iPad, because your fingers are too fat to use an iPod Touch.
Signs that things aren't going so well
"Would you like fries with that?" is a daily part of your vocabulary.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You recently threw out your toothbrush. Your brother complains that his toothbrush is missing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just tried to buy a can of elbow grease.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your middle school bathroom has a baby changing station.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your closest friend is Cleverbot.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a big house, a perfect family, top job and skills in everything... on The Sims.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You're the reason for the warning label.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A dieting company asks you to represent their product... for the "before" picture.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You know how many dead babies fit in your bath tub.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just realized you have the same problem that they are basing a reality TV show around.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You can't decide between you Justin Bieber comforter or your Twilight comforter for you bed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Turning your girlfriend on means starting up your computer.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The McDonald's near your neighborhood shut down when the bank foreclosed your house.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You shop at the big and tall store for clothing... for your wife.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your physiologist only accepts walk-ins. You're paralyzed from the waist down.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You built it. Nobody came.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wardrobe looks just like the one being featured on 'What Not to Wear.'
Signs that things aren't going so well
That "lump" you had checked out was actually your breast.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You won second place in a beauty contest. You were the only contestant.
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