Signs that things aren't going so well
You just noticed a tiny set of quotation marks around the word "college" on your school's letterhead.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You wake up early Saturday morning to watch cartoons when you remember it's actually Friday, and that you're blind.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Her birthday is also your anniversary and you forgot.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The nicest car you've ever been in is a police car.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your only serving of vegetable comes from the ketchup packs that come with your Quarter Pounder.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your son wants to borrow your eyeliner.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You wake up with only chaps on.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just used the phrase, "I'll Yahoo it."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wisdom teeth just fell out.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are employee of the month at McDonalds, and you're lovin' it.
Signs that things aren't going so well
He actually does just want to cuddle.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend told you that he likes you for your personality.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your good friend Yoda just muttered the words, "your mother I shall do."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your best friends are your roommates. You live alone.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You suspect your cat is trying to kill you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wardrobe is compromised of a variety of straight jackets.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your kids are taking you to the doctors to be tested for Alzheimer's disease. You don't remember having kids.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have started referring to your ring as "my precioussssss."
Signs that things aren't going so well
You were just told you have a great face... for radio.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your co-workers stop asking how you're doing and start asking about your cats instead.
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