Signs that things aren't going so well
You walk outside and you start to sparkle.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your surprise party started before you got there.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your toothbrush tastes oddly like toliet bowl cleaner.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your dentist has a cavity.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your boyfriend asks to borrow your bra.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You could earn more by filing for unemployment....
Signs that things aren't going so well
A bar tender asks, "What can I do you for?" You answer, "Twenty bucks."
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your G-string just broke. You don't play the violin.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You just found out that the word "gullible" is, in fact, in the dictionary.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You found voo-doo dolls of you in your mother's bedroom.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your daily exercise consists of putting on your skinny jeans.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You majored in agriculture in college so you would be better at Farmville.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your girlfriend is pregnant. You wear a purity ring.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Hitchhikers put their thumbs down when they see you coming.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your plans involve what you will tell the police.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When dressing up for an 80's party, you don't have to go to the thrift store.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The scar on your forehead is burning.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get your eyebrows waxed and the lady offers to do your upper lip free of charge.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The Chinese exchange student at your school speaks better English than you do.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You regularly pretend your curling iron is a lightsaber.
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