Signs that things aren't going so well
You have a college degree. You work at Starbucks.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your fatbooth photos need no editing.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You have the body of a god. It's Buddha.
Signs that things aren't going so well
A guy in all black with a mask and a breathing problem just cut off your hand. You just found out he's your father.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You consider taking back your creepy ex just for his Netflix membership.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You are trying to pay your bills with gift cards.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your wardrobe is compromised of a variety of straight jackets.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When your condoms expire before you have a chance to use them.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your therapist just rolled her eyes at you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
The only thing that makes you feel rebellious is wearing your Tuesday underwear on Friday.
Signs that things aren't going so well
When in doubt you think to yourself "What would Snookie do?"
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your turban just sneezed.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your alibi for not committing a murder is that you were raping a girl in your fake taxi.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your doctor tells you that you need to eat a rainbow of foods to be healthy. You understand this to mean "buy a pack of Skittles."
Signs that things aren't going so well
McDonald's automatically supersizes your orders for you.
Signs that things aren't going so well
None of the Beatles want to hold your hand.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You get winded walking down the stairs.
Signs that things aren't going so well
Your roommate wets the bed. He's got top bunk.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You donate your leg hair to Locks of Love.
Signs that things aren't going so well
You ask to sign your friend's yearbook, they hand you a pencil.
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