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Here's the thing, we don't have lawyers to write us up a fancy privacy policy, and chances are if we did, you couldn't understand it anyway. So we'll keep it really simple. If you submit personal information to us, email addresses and such, we promise to never show it to anyone, sell it to anyone, spam you with daily newsletters, or scrawl your name in our notebooks over and over confessing our unrequited love for you. Don't worry, we're on your side.

If however, we ever do make it rich and can afford lawyers to write us up a fancy privacy policy, it'll probably go right below this line here: