TERMS OF USE

The content of grouchyrabbit.com is sarcastic humor, please don't follow ANY advice that is given in the submissions. If you don't understand sarcasm, please shut off your computer, go to your bedroom, and read a good book. We highly recommend the Twilight saga.

We are nice, you should be too. Grouchyrabbit.com does not support or encourage any submission to the site that victimizes, harasses, degrades, or intimidates an individual or group of individuals on the basis of religion, gender, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, age, or disability.

Whatever you submit to grouchyrabbit.com becomes the property of grouchyrabbit.com. We reserve the right to do whatever we want with it, while simultaneously taking no responsibility for the content of the site (is that possible?) Email addresses and any other private information is always kept private and never abused. We encourage you to read our privacy policy for details.

Lastly, don't copy us. You are free to share the submissions via Twitter, Facebook, your blog that no one except your mom consistently reads, email, and what have you... But don't sell it.

If you would like to use GR content in special products or for projects, just ask, we'll work something out. hello@grouchyrabbit.com

THIRD PARTY ADVERTISING

The ad networks that we work with make us say this stuff:

We allow third-party companies to serve ads and/or collect certain anonymous information when you visit our web site. These companies may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services likely to be of greater interest to you. These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information. To learn more about this behavioral advertising practice or to opt-out of this type of advertising, you can visit networkadvertising.org.

PRIVACY POLICY

Are you seriously reading this?

Here's the thing, we don't have lawyers to write us up a fancy privacy policy, and chances are if we did, you couldn't understand it anyway. So we'll keep it really simple. If you submit personal information to us, email addresses and such, we promise to never show it to anyone, sell it to anyone, spam you with daily newsletters, or scrawl your name in our notebooks over and over confessing our unrequited love for you. Don't worry, we're on your side.

If however, we ever do make it rich and can afford lawyers to write us up a fancy privacy policy, it'll probably go right below this line here: