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To lose weight, first turn your head to the right, and the turn it to the left. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
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It's not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.
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Eat KFC everyday, the hormones in the chicken will give you bigger boobs.
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Get pregnant when you're a teenager. It will convince your parents that you're mature and responsible.
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Whenever you're with a group of friends, always take the last piece of cake. They will appreciate you caring about their health.
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Use multicolored duct tape, it makes the hostages feel more at home.
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You will get blood in your food.
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Always ignore other's opinions. You will be admired for your independence.
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When a zombie comes towards you, don't run away, he just wants a hug.
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If you feel that nobody cares if you're alive or dead, simply try missing a couple of bill payments.
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Only date girls with the same name. That way when you accidently call her by your ex-girlfriend's name... you won't get slapped.
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When you can't be nice, be vague.
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When your parents are mad at you, tell them you're pregnant. They will forget why they were mad at you in the first place.
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If you spill water onto your phone or laptop, try microwaving it for a couple of minutes to dry it out.
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Use your pants instead of a napkin. People will appreciate your attempt to save paper.
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Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake drugs.
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Cut down lots of trees to make room for eco-friendly houses. The environment will thank you.
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If you ever want to go to the Sun, go at night so it's not too hot.
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If someone tells you to stop and smell the flowers, kick them in the face without slowing down.
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Go to Black Friday sale. Bring pepper spray.