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When someone gives you a compliment, tell them you knew already. They will be impressed with your vast knowledge.
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When having an "I love you more" argument with your significant other, tell them they're right. They'll appreciate your agreeable nature.
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When spreading malicious rumors about your best friend use someone else's cell phone.
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If you're ugly, move to England, pick up an accent, and then move back home.
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When trying to lose weight, drink diet coke. Then you can eat whatever you want and it won't count.
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Read out loud to yourself in the library to fill the awkward silence. Everyone will appreciate it.
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When talking, use hand movements that have nothing to do with the situation.
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When waterskiing, give your driver a thumbs up so he knows you like the speed he is pulling you at.
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If an old guy offers you candy and a ride, always say yes. It's probably Willy Wonka.
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For an unbiased view of current events, turn to Fox News.
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Add as much salt as you can to your food. It's a natural preservative and will help you live longer.
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If you want to get hired as a teacher, hang around a local school and wear sunglasses and a moustache.
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Make out with your cousin to teach your parents a lesson.
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The words "hilarious" and "racist" are often interchangeable.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Eat a Fiber One bar before a date, it will keep you loose and relaxed.
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Cat hacking up hairballs? Simply add Drano to their water bowl.
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When an elderly person complains to you, respond with the phrase "it's okay, it will all be over soon."
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Tattoo a tuxedo onto your body so that you are always dressed for the occasion.
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Don't buy anything for your girlfriend on Valentine's day. She will appreciate both your simplicity and frugality.