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If you're not paying attention during class, raise your hand, the teacher will never call on you.
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When getting married, always choose your fat, ugly friends for bridesmaids. You will boost their ego as well as yours. It's a win-win situation.
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When spreading malicious rumors about your best friend use someone else's cell phone.
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To remember your wife's birthday, forget it once.
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Socks and sandals are fashionable. If people make fun of you, it's because they feel inferior to your supreme intellectual abilities.
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Use multicolored duct tape, it makes the hostages feel more at home.
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To heal a broken heart, eat bandaids.
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To make sure you don't fall asleep studying, play loud music. Your parents will be proud of your determination.
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When people don't laugh at your jokes it's because they don't understand them. Explain why it's funny until they laugh.
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If the hot guy at school is moody, sleepy-looking and avoiding you, be sure to follow him. He is most definitely a vegetarian vampire and is SO into you.
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Never drink water. If it can rust iron, imagine what it will do to your stomach.
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Be sure to hire a terrible babysitter, that way your kids will be glad to see you when you come home.
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Celebrate Columbus day by invading someone else's house and telling them you live there now.
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A week before going to the dentist, don't brush your teeth or floss. Your dentist will appreciate the challenge.
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Don't study until the night before a big exam. This will ensure that all the information is fresh in your mind.
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Ignore your coworker's wishes to not be touched, they are simply being shy.
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The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless you move to the other side.
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Go to Black Friday sale. Bring pepper spray.
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If you can't get a hot guy to go out with you, throw dates at him. Then you can tell people you dated a hot guy.
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Always put your address on your house keys. If lost, they can be returned to you without trouble.