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Never knock on heavens door. Ring the doorbell and then run, he hates that.
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If your roommate catches you masturbating, say something friendly to avoid awkwardness, like "Hey! I was just thinking about you!"
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Some people can't afford popcorn at the movies. Be considerate and throw some their way.
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Lift with your back. It's the strongest part of your body.
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Use long pieces of bread in the grocery store as swords or lights sabers. Your choice.
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Color in the stains with a sharpie marker to make sure the drycleaner doesn't miss them.
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Put a red sock in your fathers white laundry. Everybody needs a change now and then.
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Drink a lot of alcohol before your driver's test, it will give you the confidence needed to pass.
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A hot curling iron makes a great lightsaber when you're in a pinch.
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Trap a bee in a jar and shake it around. Its stinger will now be disabled.
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Someone tells a joke. Immediately repeat the joke, because similar to fine wine, jokes get better with age.
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Garlic and onions have been scientifically proven to be natural aphrodisiacs. Eat them in mass quantities before your dates.
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To avoid kidney stones, simply remove your kidneys.
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Gargle bleach to kill the germs your mouthwash can't.
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Instead of paying money for a custom liscence plate, legally change your name to the one that they gave you.
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When a girl announces that she looks like crap, agree with her. Women love being told that they're right.
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Stay pretty so you never have to fend for yourself.
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Change the contact for your mom in your phone to "Lady Gaga." When she calls five times in a minute, you won't look like such a loser.
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Shooting yourself in the mouth can be an excellent source of iron.
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Tell zombie jokes at funerals. It'll lighten the mood.