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When in an argument, use a British accent. The other person will believe you are extremely intelligent and therefore bend to your will.
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Use your sleeve instead of tissues. People will be impressed by how much you care for the environment.
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When getting a haircut, continue nodding your head in approval the entire time, so that your hair-stylist knows you like the work that they've done.
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If people are giving you dirty looks on the bus, that means they can't hear your earphones. Turn it up.
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When your parents make you do the dishes, break a few in the process. They won't ask you to do the dishes anymore.
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Don't buy anything for your girlfriend on Valentine's day. She will appreciate both your simplicity and frugality.
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To save on your water bill, try to stop showering.
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Don't eat soap, no matter how good it smells.
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When snorting Coke, be careful. It is extremely difficult to get an ice cube out of a nose.
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When you see a sick person, point at them and laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
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To ensure your car gets completely clean, be sure to roll all of your windows down when going through a car wash.
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Open a pack of gum in class, become the most popular kid in school for a few seconds.
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Often remind your parents how old they are. They love to be reminded of how much wisdom they have.
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If at first you don't succeed never fear, failure may be your thing...
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Text during exams. It shows your teacher that you can multi-task.
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Have hope; have faith; have confidence. If all else fails, have insurance.
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Ensure that you always wear short sleeves when frying foods in oil. The area can get very hot, and you don't want to sweat in your food.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Talk about fight club.
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For no nonsense "rock hard" abs, drink liquid cement.