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Toast tastes so much better when you make it while in the bathtub.
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To get rid of wrinkles, simply iron your face.
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Instead of paying money for a custom liscence plate, legally change your name to the one that they gave you.
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Use the the leftover toothpaste in your mouth as shaving cream.
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When someone gives you a compliment, tell them you knew already. They will be impressed with your vast knowledge.
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Use all of Earth's natural resources so aliens will never want to take over.
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Trying is the first step toward failure. Don't try.
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Don't go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
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A pillow held firmly to your partner's face is an excellent cure for snoring.
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If your laptop starts to overheat from working too hard, pour a refreshing glass of ice water on it to cool it down and give it a well deserved break.
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Your mom will find it funny when you nonchalantly slip a pregnancy test into the shopping cart...
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Crying is an effective way to remove make-up. Break as many girls' hearts as possible to save them money on make-up remover.
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To avoid a last minute time crunch on Christmas, wrap the puppy in a box several weeks in advance.
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It takes over 40 muscles to frown at someone in disappointment, and only 4 muscles to reach out and slap them. Do the math.
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, therefore eating gallons and gallons of ice cream will make you stronger.
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Always finish what you start, especially if this means eating the rest of the cake.
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When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmonaide.
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Soak your paper cuts in lemon juice to speed up the healing process.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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When a zombie comes towards you, don't run away, he just wants a hug.