Tips for success
Whenever a friend shares bad news, start laughing hysterically. Laughter is contagious and will make your friend happier in their time of need.
Tips for success
Wear pants one size bigger than yours, it will make people think you lost weight.
Tips for success
Don't cry over spilled milk... unless it was part of a five-dollar drink from Starbucks.
Tips for success
Locking your door during a fire will usually keep the fire out.
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Girls are competitive about the size of their boobs. Stare at your favorite pair to show your support.
Tips for success
To prevent the kid you're babysitting from crying, pour "no tear" shampoo directly into their eyes.
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Give your enemies rejection letters from Hogwarts.
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When your girlfriend says anything, make sure you repeat her in a voice that sounds like hers. Women love to know that they're being listened to.
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To let your fellow students know you value their hard work, look at their answers during tests.
Tips for success
For lovely, shiny hair, use bacon grease instead of conditioner.
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When you drop your phone, dropkick it to break its fall.
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Say no to drugs. Because if drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too much already.
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Vote Sarah Palin for president in 2012. Everyone needs some laughs before the world ends.
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Steal a cop car and patrol the city. The police force will appreciate your willingness to serve the public and reward you.
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if a girl turns you down, apply more Axe.
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Use your baby as a shake-weight.
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When you stub your toe, kick the object responsible so that it may feel your pain.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles need your help to preserve their ecosystem. Flush only after 3 or more people have used the toilet.
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The best day to ask girls out is April Fool's Day. That way if she says no, you can act like you were joking.
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Go trick-or-treating the day after Halloween. When asked what your costume is, tell them you're dressed as a procrastinator.
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