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While being mugged, shout "Swiper no swiping!"
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Rip off your shirt. Act like a wolf. Girls love it.
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If someone hates you for seemingly no reason, give them a reason.
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Poke old people at funerals and say, "you're next." They really get a kick out of it.
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When studying in class, make sure to highlight the entire page to show your teacher you know that everything is important.
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You're body will form to whatever you are wearing. To look thinner, wear clothes that are several sizes too small.
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Trying is the first step toward failure. Don't try.
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Always pilage BEFORE you burn.
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To be sure of always hitting the target, shoot first. Call whatever you hit the target.
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Eat crayons, poop rainbows. Make sure not to flush.
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If the traffic light turns green and the person in front of you doesn't go, kindly tap their bumper with your car. It will remind them to go and they will appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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It's rude to sneeze with your eyes closed. Maintain eye contact throughout the sneeze.
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When having a terrible day, say "I bet it will become worse" that way if it does, at least you can feel good that you were right about something.
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While getting a massage, grunt and moan loudly to let your masseuse and everyone outside know what a good job they're doing.
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To make your own Holy water, boil the Hell out of it.
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When all else fails, lower your standards considerably.
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Make sure you take your goldfish out of water every few minutes to ensure it doesn't drown.
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Never assume the glass door is open.
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Calories take holidays off too, use this time to eat all of your favorite delicious foods.
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When going to a fast food restaurant, walk through the drive-thru. The employees and the people in the cars behind you will appreciate your effort to save the environment.