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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Feed your enemies poisoned ice cream.
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When on a date always be texting. It will make her think you're really important.
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When people block you on Twitter or Facebook, they're just playing hard to get.
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Change the contact for your mom in your phone to "Lady Gaga." When she calls five times in a minute, you won't look like such a loser.
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Trap a bee in a jar and shake it around. Its stinger will now be disabled.
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If you notice wrinkles forming in your birthday suit iron them out.
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Never follow an overweight middle-aged woman into the bathroom.
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Wear the most dirty and disgusting clothes that you own to scholarship interviews to make sure they see how much you need the money.
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To get twice as many uses, turn your underwear inside out.
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Always use "your mom" as a comeback when talking to someone whose mother has passed away. This will bring back joyful memories of their loved one.
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If someone ever makes you upset remember that eventually that person will die.
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if a girl turns you down, apply more Axe.
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Never get married. 50% of them end in divorce, and the other 50% end in death.
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When at the grocery store, open the egg cartons and crack the eggshells apart. You'll win karma points for saving other customers the trouble of doing it later.
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Break up with someone via text. They will appreciate the fact that you did not want to see them cry.
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Don't think of killing someone as murder; think of it as a delayed abortion.
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When you feel blue, try to start breathing again.
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When life gives you lemons, make a corny catchphrase about it.
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Save all your homework for last minute. You'll be older, and therefore, wiser.
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Sing the Pink Panther theme song when stealing things. This raises your stealth ability by 50%.