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Condoms are expensive. Purchasing rubber bands and sandwich bags will more than suffice. Plus it avoids the awkwardness of purchasing condoms at a grocery store.
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When trying to lose weight, midnight sugary treats such as chocolate cake can really boost the metabolism that extra little bit.
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When walking behind someone always breathe heavily so they know you are there.
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Whenever someone complains that a room is hot, ask if they would like you to leave.
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If you fall in love with your best friend and she marries your enemy instead, spite her by falling in love with their daughter.
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Go to a Burger King and repeatedly order a Happy Meal.
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When your dad yells at you that work comes before play, calmly leave the room to bring him a dictionary.
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Explain your jokes so no one misses out on the comedic elements.
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To save on expensive travel fare, buy a one way ticket to the foreign country of your choice and stay until they deport you back.
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To save time on giving your child "the talk," just let them sift through your spam folder.
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Eat twice the daily recommended calories. It will make you twice as healthy.
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When someone doesn't text you back, make sure to text them multiple times to show how concerned you are about them.
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If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
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When asking a girl on a date, use this poem: Charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
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If you have a crush on somebody, stalk them. It shows devotion and they'll soon fall for you.
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When a girl says "It's cold", she's telling you to keep your jacket on so you won't be cold, too.
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If checking the fridge for a desired food, check back again in two minutes. The food you want will have magically appeared.
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In golf, the best players score under par. You can apply this winning mentality to your own life by striving to be subpar.
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Need to lose weight? Cover everything you eat in butter. That way, it will slide through your digestive system without the calories being absorbed.
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If you can't beat the enemy, join them... then kill them in their sleep.