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ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK. PEOPLE APPRECIATE HAVING BIGGER LETTERS THAT ARE EASIER TO READ.
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When you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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Women like men that are mysterious. Always wear a mask.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, as long as refills are free.
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You like someone for their good qualities and love them for their foibles. Have as many foibles as possible so people love you more.
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Reuse condoms. Not only do you save money, you help the environment.
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Use multicolored duct tape, it makes the hostages feel more at home.
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To save time on giving your child "the talk," just let them sift through your spam folder.
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Whenever someone complains that a room is hot, ask if they would like you to leave.
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Randomly point at people and scream necrophiliac. It will show them you have a very broad vocabulary.
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To avoid sweating too much on hot days avoid drinking liquids.
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Eyes looking red? Apply a few drops of bleach on them to whiten them up.
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The lower a person's pants hang off of them, the cooler they are. To be the coolest person ever, simply wear no pants.
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Filling in every bubble on a ScanTron will result in all correct answers.
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You will get blood in your food.
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Flirt with the guy that your best friend has been in love with for the past three years in front of her face. She will appreciate you showing her how it's done.
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Start a charitable foundation with a name like "Feed the Starving Africans," and watch your next trip to Cabo pay for itself in no time.
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Alcohol kills germs. Drink plenty to keep your insides clean.
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Constantly insult and belittle people. It will make them appreciate compliments more.
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If you ever get lost somewhere scary, commit a crime. The police will be sure to escort you directly to your safe home.