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If you see a lady on the train or bus without a seat, be a gentleman and offer her your lap.
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To get into college avoid being a middle class Caucasian.
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Flossing is simply a suggestion and should be treated as such.
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When going to a fast food restaurant, walk through the drive-thru. The employees and the people in the cars behind you will appreciate your effort to save the environment.
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To save money on clothes, eat lots of food, the extra body fat will help you keep warm.
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Someone tells a joke. Immediately repeat the joke, because similar to fine wine, jokes get better with age.
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Whilst doing your driving test, drive with no hands. It shows the instructor you are confident.
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If you're ugly, move to England, pick up an accent, and then move back home.
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Never punch a man with glasses. Use something larger.
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Make sure to yell "shotgun" to the cop arresting you to insure that you get the front seat.
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Like your own statuses on Facebook.
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Don't talk to strangers... unless you ever want to make any friends.
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Wearing your underwear over your pants is the first step to becoming a superhero.
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If you are studying for a test on Romeo and Juliet in school, listen to Taylor Swift's song about it. It is quite amazing how accurate and detailed her redition is.
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Don't be afraid to choke on donuts. The hole in the center is for ventilation.
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The best day to ask girls out is April Fool's Day. That way if she says no, you can act like you were joking.
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Celebrate Columbus day by invading someone else's house and telling them you live there now.
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Whenever someone says "it's really hot in here" apologize.
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Don't go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
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Write the alphabet backwards on your steering wheel.