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Tips for success
In golf, the best players score under par. You can apply this winning mentality to your own life by striving to be subpar.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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If you want to be taken more seriously, never blink.
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Sing the Pink Panther theme song when stealing things. This raises your stealth ability by 50%.
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Stop showering. You will save water and girls will love how much you care about the environment.
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Never eat anything new. You may be allergic to it and die.
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To keep your toilet fresh, always keep it covered in clear plastic wrap. Your roommates will appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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Always give away sufficient personal information on a first date. That way, if you decide to not see them again, they can easily stalk you.
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To protect your eyes from the sun's harmful rays, apply sunscreen to your eyes.
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Eat corn on the cob and steak before going to the dentist. This will ensure that you get your money's worth on the cleaning.
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Eat lots of junk food. It makes your heart work harder and thus gives it more exercise.
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Always carry scissors while running races so you're prepared to cut the ribbon when you finish.
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Never check behind your shower curtain for a murderer, it'll ruin the element of surprise.
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Women love a man in uniform. Go clubbing in your McDonald's uniform.
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Say "PEE-KAH" before sneezing.
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The first time you see your lover naked, laugh. It helps break the ice.
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Turn up women's tennis, it will make your neighbors think you're getting laid.
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Abbreviate 'Save the Date' as STD, it will save time and make everyone happier.
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Try drinking a gallon of milk in one hour. Milk is a great source of calcium.
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Practice your dial-up modem noises in public.