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Find a cliff and some friends. Jump.
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Go to a Weight Watchers meeting. Bring cake.
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Play hide and seek in Ikea.
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Live forever. So far, so good.
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Complain about deer eating my flowers. Release a dozen wolves into the neighborhood.
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Go to bookstore. Cut out Waldo in the Where's Waldo books.
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Walk into a bar with a Priest and a Rabbi. Observe the bartender's reaction.
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When dead, be buried in a spring-loaded casket full of confetti. Now wait for an archaeologist to have one heck of a day at work, some time in the future.
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Date a cross-eyed girl. Dump her because she was seeing someone else.
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Go to Barnes and Noble. Put all cook books in the Women's Studies section.
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Shop at Crate and Barrel. Complain that there are no crates or barrels available for purchase.
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Buy a turtle. Name it "Awkward."
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Procrastinate gardening outside. Tend to plants on Farmville.
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Glue rug to my feet. Go skydiving. Pretend I am Aladdin.
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Change name to Destiny. Have a child.
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Buy a VW bug. Watch kids punch each other.
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Invent gnome-proof pockets. Never have tangled headphones again.
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Place a bag of popcorn in the microwave, wrong side up.
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Become a skydiving instructor. Pretend the parachute won't open.
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Set phone ringtone to crying baby. When phone rings punch bag and yell "SHUT UP!"