Write "This way to the Ministry of Magic" on the lid of a public toilet.
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Make a bumper sticker that says "I hate tailgaters" in a really small font.
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Mope about not having a boyfriend. Install a detachable shower head.
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Get a windshield that is made from my eyeglass prescription. Watch people who get in my car freak out because they can't see anything.
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Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
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Dress up as Waldo on picture day. Turn your yearbook into your own personal Where's Waldo book.
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Stand near automatic door. Request tips.
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Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.
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Invent time machine. Give time machine to younger self so that I don't have to waste time inventing it.
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Become a Disney channel star. Grow up. Check into rehab.
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Dress in hunting attire. Go to local zoo.
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Get a job with the U.S. Mint. Get paid to make money.
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Find a deaf person. Have them take a video camera to a forest and cut down a tree.
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While wearing sunglasses and a suit, casually carry a leather briefcase out of an exploding building.
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Invent gnome-proof pockets. Never have tangled headphones again.
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Throw rice at an Asian wedding... find out if it's racist.
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Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their priceless reaction.
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