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Put the sexy back in dyslexic.
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Create a new brand of ice cream. Write messages about how "he doesn't deserve you" on the inside of the container. Make millions.
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Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
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Move office into elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment.
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Audition for American Idol. Start singing one song, then switch in the middle to "Never Gonna Give You Up." Rickroll America.
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Go trick-or-treating as a Jehovah's Witness.
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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
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Kill everyone that stands in the way of world peace.
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Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.
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Write gullible on the ceiling,.
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Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
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Cross-breed horse and narwhal. Make unicorn.
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Eat way too much food. Don't exercise. Blame genetics for making me fat.
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Get a tattoo of the sun on your foot. Constantly walk on sunshine.
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Hear a noise in the house while home alone. Mentally figure out how to use every object in the room as a weapon.
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Change your name in your Grandma's phone to "Death." Call her repeatedly.
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Stand in a crowded elevator. Say "What a strange place for a piano." Watch as people turn around to look for the piano.
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Adopt a cat. Name it help. Stand out on the front porch and scream for help.
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Steal a donut truck. Get in a high speed chase with police. Watch police chase down the donut truck.
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Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood.
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