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Buy lots of interesting books that I'm dying to read. Spend all my free time browsing pointless websites instead.
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Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!"
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Steal donut truck. Be amused while cops chase after donut truck.
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Write a book. Entitle it "A New York Times Best Seller."
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Procrastinate gardening outside. Tend to plants on Farmville.
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Find someone wearing a cross necklace. Ask them what the "T" stands for.
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Watch MTV for five minutes. Cry over the death of music.
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Prepare an ice cream sundae. Watch The Biggest Loser.
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Separate dog food from Lucky Charms.
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Get addicted to cold turkey. Quit cold turkey.
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Order a glass of melted ice with extra frozen water.
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Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood.
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Light cigarette. Cough and splutter in undignified manner. Relight cigarette at correct end.
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Go trick-or-treating on April fool's day.
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Get a dog. Name it curiosity.
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Date a guy who works at Subway. Perfect evil laugh as he makes ME a sandwich.
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Go to major tourist attraction. Dress up as Waldo. Get in the background of as many stranger's pictures as possible.
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Have cake. Eat it too.
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Become a teacher. Give a test where the answers are all the same letter, except one of them.