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Go to a Christian store. Make a purchase that totals $6.66.
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Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...
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Lie down on the ground. Know that the Earth has my back.
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Download ice cream truck theme song. Drive around crushing children's hopes.
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Break up with boyfriend. Get another cat.
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Call 867-5309. Ask for Jenny.
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Teach kids that obesity is cool by riding in a wheel chair and getting to the front of the line at Disney World.
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Walk casually from an exploding building.
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Go to a public playground in a trench coat with a brown paper bag that has the word candy written on it. Wait until the parents leave with their children. Enjoy the playground and eat candy.
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Find all the ways to skin a cat.
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Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
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Watch paint dry on growing grass.
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Eat my neighbor's baby. Tell him it was Godzilla.
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Invent time machine. Give time machine to younger self so that I don't have to waste time inventing it.
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Go trick-or-treating as a Jehovah's Witness.
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Buy a guitar. Learn three chords. Call Disney.
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Buy a white windowless van. Pretend to have candy.
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Get a tattoo of the sun on your foot. Constantly walk on sunshine.
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Insert "no pun intended" into random sentences. Watch as people try to figure out if you just made a pun.
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Invent bubble wrap that repairs itself for later popping.