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When someone tells you that violence is never the answer, ask them, "What rhymes with silence?"
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Host party. Serve non-alcoholic beer. See how many people pretend to get drunk.
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Find a Sicilian. Challenge him to a battle of wits involving iocaine powder, wine, and a pretty lady.
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Destroy the gnome that keeps tangling my iPod headphones.
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Drink apple juice in wine glass. Feel sophisticated.
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Paint with all the colours of the wind.
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Cut open a globe to find what is really inside the earth.
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Go to another country for college. Take English. Feel extremely smart.
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Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!"
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Walk to fridge. Return to seat disappointed. Repeat.
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Buy a knife. Name it kindness.
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Create Sim of ex-boyfriend. Put in room. Remove door. Make fire. Watch burn.
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Fill Oreos with white toothpaste. Serve.
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Dress in hunting attire. Go to local zoo.
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Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
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Go to Turkey. Gobble at the locals. Insist I'm speaking thier native language.
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Invent time machine. Give time machine to younger self so that I don't have to waste time inventing it.
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Shoot the sheriff. Don't shoot the deputy.
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Get fat over the holidays. Make New Year's resolution to get thin. Wait a year. Repeat.