Also By UsSlow RobotI Waste So Much TimeI Waste So Much MoneyDear Blank Please BlankAttack of the Cute
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Fake an incurable disease. Have a fundraiser for myself. Spend all the money on FarmVille.
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Change last name to "Ramirez." Re-apply to college.
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Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!"
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Write "Happy Birthday!" on a random friend's wall. See how many other people follow.
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Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when you find the money there come winter time.
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Spend thousands of dollars on college education. Get free school t-shirt.
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Find a cliff and some friends. Jump.
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Sneak into someones house. Instead of taking their tv or computer, steal all their toilet paper.
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Rent out sweaters to people who are about to walk down the refridgerator isle at the grocery store. Make millions.
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Become a teacher. Make a seating plan based on who would be cute together.
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Write "gullible" on the ceiling.
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Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.
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Become a teacher. Write a test in which all the answers are "Violence."
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Find a Sicilian. Challenge him to a battle of wits involving iocaine powder, wine, and a pretty lady.
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Get tattoo of a grape. Age. See if it turns into a raisin.
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Empty a bottle of vodka. Fill the bottle with water. Bring it to school and drink in class. Watch the teacher's jaw drop.
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Join the Army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Kill said people.
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Walk through Home Depot. Naturally make stud finders go off.
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Invent time machine. Give time machine to younger self so that I don't have to waste time inventing it.
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Buy a pet. Name it Peeve.