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Eat the thumbs I have been storing in my freezer for the past three months. Mockingly text an apology to my victims. Take a bubble bath.
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Find Lady Gaga. Poke her face.
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Cure cancer. Tell no one.
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Become a vet. Find a sick animal named Cancer. Cure cancer.
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Find someone wearing a cross necklace. Ask them what the "T" stands for.
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Send PETA animal crackers. Half eaten.
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Buy a voice-activated lamp. Set it to turn on when I say "lumos." Proceed to do this in front of everyone who ever comes into my house.
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Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside to look like Narnia.
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Make sign that says, "Honk if you hate car horns."
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Pee in empty Mountain Dew bottle. Drink in public.
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Put an elephant in the room.
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Go to the Container Store. Ask where you can find something to contain a body.
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Show off as much skin as possible. Complain that guys only like me for my body.
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Destroy the gnome that keeps tangling my iPod headphones.
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Buy an extremely expensive camera. Tell people you are a photographer.
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Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.
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Find a girl named Stacy. Ask to meet her mother.
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Drown one synchronized swimmer. See what happens to the rest.
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Install clap activated lights at a concert hall.
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