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Locate the security camera in a store. Stand in front of it. Hold up a sign that says, "I know you're watching me."
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Sit next to the kid in class with a stutter. Yell "remix" when they talk.
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Get a GPS. Enter "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney." Find the person who stole Nemo.
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Eat a clown. Find out if they really do taste funny.
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Get botox right before going to a funeral. Tell the family how truly sorry I am for their loss.
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Throw rice at an Asian wedding... find out if it's racist.
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Become a bomb technician. Sprint out of building after defusing a bomb. Watch as panic ensues.
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Set out milk and cookies. Wait for revenge. End Christmas forever.
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Name your dog "The Children." Tell your boyfriend that you're leaving him, and you're taking The Children with you.
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Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
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Complain about deer eating my flowers. Release a dozen wolves into the neighborhood.
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Find a deaf person. Have them take a video camera to a forest and cut down a tree.
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Order happy meal. Ask for extra happy.
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Write gullible on the ceiling,.
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Buy a white windowless van. Pretend to have candy.
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Get Facebook account. Mourn my loss of social life.
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Conceive a child at a Build-A-Bear Workshop. Tell child he was made at Build-A-Bear.
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Find a wrong way to eat a Reese's.
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Sneeze with eyes open.