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Dress up as a seagull, walk around stealing people's chips.
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Go into a crowded room. Shout, "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?!" Whoever turns around is a bad person.
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.
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Change name to "Google." Insist that I know everything.
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Have a child. Name it "Drugs." Say no to Drugs.
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Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...
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Write "Happy Birthday!" on a random friend's wall. See how many other people follow.
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Fake an incurable disease. Have a fundraiser for myself. Spend all the money on FarmVille.
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Become a vet. Find a sick animal named Cancer. Cure cancer.
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Kill Black. Frame Bieber.
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Walk into a bar with a Priest and a Rabbi. Observe the bartender's reaction.
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When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?
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Dress up as Waldo on picture day. Turn your yearbook into your own personal Where's Waldo book.
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Open history textbook. Announce, "I see dead people!"
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Go to random person's house, put "free" signs on all lawn furniture.
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Make two cakes. This way, you can have your cake and eat it too.
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Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Open club in Alaska. Name it "Baby Seals."
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Trade a fat, ugly sea witch my voice in exchange for legs.
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Wear my sisters jeans, tell everyone I got in her pants.