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Go to WalMart. Follow someone. When they ask what you're doing, respond, "Playing non-consensual follow the leader."
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Buy lots of interesting books that I'm dying to read. Spend all my free time browsing pointless websites instead.
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Go to another country for college. Take English. Feel extremely smart.
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Name kid Ed. Tell him he's special.
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Become teacher. Dress up as Gandalf. Tell class they shall not pass.
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Find a rhino. Sign it up to WeightWatchers. Watch it become a unicorn before your very eyes.
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Cure cancer. Tell no one.
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Push slinky down an escalator.
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Tell a knock knock joke through a door.
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Start an animal rights foundation that protests Angry Birds.
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Feed cat some yarn. Hope it gives birth to mittens.
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Become a teacher. Dress up as Gandalf. Tell students, "you shall not pass!"
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Put an elephant in the room.
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Get a job with the U.S. Mint. Get paid to make money.
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Watch various made-for-tv Disney movies to find out what life at high school is really like.
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Dress up as a seagull, walk around stealing people's chips.
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Buy a VW bug. Watch kids punch each other.
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Keep a straight face through an entire roller coaster ride.
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Get an F- in Algebra. Convince parents that two negatives equal a positive.
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Bring bolt to amusement park. Get on roller coaster with someone who looks really scared. When ride starts, hold up bolt and say, "Wait... where did this come from?"