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Procrastinate gardening outside. Tend to plants on Farmville.
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Become a doctor. Eat an apple a day. Have intense internal struggles.
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Buy lots of interesting books that I'm dying to read. Spend all my free time browsing pointless websites instead.
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Move to LA. Do drugs. Get sent to rehab. Meet tons of celebrities.
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Cross-breed horse and narwhal. Make unicorn.
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Fake an incurable disease. Have a fundraiser for myself. Spend all the money on FarmVille.
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Become teacher. Make all multiple choice answers "A." Smirk to self as students double and triple check their answers in disbelief.
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Watch Disney Channel for five minutes. Apologize to Walt for so many things.
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Sneeze with eyes open.
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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Fill Oreos with white toothpaste. Serve.
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Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
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Shoot the deputy as well.
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Hike in a national park. See a double rainbow. Break down crying. Have orgasm. Make YouTube video.
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Find a sleeping mosquito. Make a buzzing noise to wake it. Enjoy the taste of sweet revenge.
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Go to a Weight Watchers meeting. Bring cake.
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Get tattoo of a grape. Age. See if it turns into a raisin.
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Set alarm clock for PM instead of AM. Show up two hours late for work.
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Sit next to the kid in class with a stutter. Yell "remix" when they talk.
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Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood.