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Go to a fast food place. Tape a sign to the voicebox that says "Broken, please yell!"
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Make sign that says, "Honk if you hate car horns."
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Change Microsoft Word autocorrect to automatically change Voldemort into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.
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Go to another country for college. Take English. Feel extremely smart.
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Shoot the deputy as well.
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Drown one synchronized swimmer. See what happens to the rest.
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Find a girl named Stacy. Ask to meet her mother.
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Leave a box in the corner of an elevator, when someone gets on, ask them if they hear a ticking noise.
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Name your kid Waldo. This way, when he is absent from school, the teacher will say "Where's Waldo?"
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Go to The Home Depot. Go to the aisle with windows. Wait for an employee to approach you. Respond with "Just window shopping." Say bye and leave.
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Learn how to say "Thank you for the pedicure!" in Korean.
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Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to my roommates Microsoft Word dictionary.
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Go to random person's house, put "free" signs on all lawn furniture.
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Find a cliff and some friends. Jump.
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Steal donut truck. Be amused while cops chase after donut truck.
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Go trick-or-treating on April 1st.
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Watch various made-for-tv Disney movies to find out what life at high school is really like.
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Dress in hunting attire. Go to local zoo.
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