To do list
Install clap activated lights at a concert hall.
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Find a cookie. Tell yourself that eating the cookie is a bad idea. Eat the cookie anyway. Regret eating the cookie. Deal with guilt by eating more cookies.
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Meet a cute girl. Listen to her casually mention a boyfriend. Die a little inside.
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Write "Happy Birthday!" on a random friend's wall. See how many other people follow.
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Physically kill someone with kindness.
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Shop at Crate and Barrel. Complain that there are no crates or barrels available for purchase.
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Go to Turkey. Gobble at the locals. Insist I'm speaking thier native language.
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Become a doctor. Eat an apple a day. Have intense internal struggles.
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Go to a public playground in a trench coat with a brown paper bag that has the word candy written on it. Wait until the parents leave with their children. Enjoy the playground and eat candy.
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Get bitten by a radioactive spider.
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Become a skydiving instructor. Pretend the parachute won't open.
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Eat way too much food. Don't exercise. Blame genetics for making me fat.
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Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
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Die. Come back as a ghost. Find people I hate. Hide their car keys.
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Go to an orphanage. Start telling "yo mama" jokes.
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Trade a fat, ugly sea witch my voice in exchange for legs.
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Write gullible on the ceiling,.
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Watch lots of House. Diagnose everyone you know with a deadly disease.
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type a sejtejncfe with m,yn nose. ...done.
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Mope about not having a boyfriend. Install a detachable shower head.
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