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Walk through Home Depot. Naturally make stud finders go off.
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Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.
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Set several clocks one minute apart. Make several wishes at 11:11.
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Show off as much skin as possible. Complain that guys only like me for my body.
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Live forever. So far, so good.
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Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
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Throw rice at an Asian wedding... find out if it's racist.
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Find out what color a chameleon is while it's on a mirror.
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Buy a turtle. Name it "Awkward."
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Sneak into someones house. Instead of taking their tv or computer, steal all their toilet paper.
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Order a veggie burger with bacon.
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Use idioms that don't relate to anything you're talking about, because a penny saved is a penny earned.
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Join the Army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Kill said people.
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Eat several boxes of cereal. Tell people I'm a cereal killer.
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Kill three birds with one stone.
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Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.
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Trade a fat, ugly sea witch my voice in exchange for legs.
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Open a male lingerie store. Call it "Victor's Secret."
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Go to a restaurant that you've never been to before and tell the waiter that you want the usual.
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Plan to be spontaneous.