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Open up a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Throw away the lid.
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Fill Oreos with white toothpaste. Serve.
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Find a rhino. Sign it up to WeightWatchers. Watch it become a unicorn before your very eyes.
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Fill cup with water. Hold over head. Breathe under water forever.
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Find a fat lady. Ask her to sing on December 21st, 2012.
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Train an owl to deliver rejection letters from Hogwarts to my enemies.
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Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
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Physically kill someone with kindness.
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Dress like an elf, go to empire state building, press all the buttons in the elevator.
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Get addicted to cold turkey. Quit cold turkey.
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Watch movie based around a fictional idea. Complain that the movie is unrealistic.
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Sit next to the kid in class with a stutter. Yell "remix" when they talk.
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Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."
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Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
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Bring bolt to amusement park. Get on roller coaster with someone who looks really scared. When ride starts, hold up bolt and say, "Wait... where did this come from?"
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Go to store with sign that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." Wear no pants.
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Find Bruno Mars' girlfriend. Throw a grenade at her.
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Go to heaven and sneeze. Get blessed by God.
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Break up with boyfriend. Get another cat.
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Name a file "The World". When you're done with it, save it.