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Get an art degree. Ask people if they would like fries with that.
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Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!"
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Go to WalMart. Follow someone. When they ask what you're doing, respond, "Playing non-consensual follow the leader."
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Set phone ringtone to crying baby. When phone rings punch bag and yell "SHUT UP!"
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Use idioms that don't relate to anything you're talking about, because a penny saved is a penny earned.
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Walk into a bar with a Priest and a Rabbi. Observe the bartender's reaction.
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Create a 'Where's Waldo' book. Don't put Waldo in it.
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Go to store with sign that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." Wear no pants.
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Spot a random girl in public. Approach her, kneel to one knee and shout, "She said yes!"
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Place an empty guitar rack in a public space with a sign that reads, "Free air guitars!"
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Buy a knife. Name it kindness.
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Move office into elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment.
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Ignore millions of years of geologically proven patterns. Freak out about global warming.
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Go to Wal-Mart. Enjoy self esteem boost.
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones, reroute neighborhood.
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Locate the security camera in a store. Stand in front of it. Hold up a sign that says, "I know you're watching me."
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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Download ice cream truck theme song. Drive around crushing children's hopes.
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Become old. Yell at children.
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Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.