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Paint with all the colours of the wind.
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Mope about not having a boyfriend. Install a detachable shower head.
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Become teacher. Make all multiple choice answers "A." Smirk to self as students double and triple check their answers in disbelief.
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Buy a Volkswagen beetle. Drive past children and watch them punch each other.
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Walk into a bar with a Priest and a Rabbi. Observe the bartender's reaction.
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Get grenades. Play a game of catch with Bruno Mars.
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Get botox right before going to a funeral. Tell the family how truly sorry I am for their loss.
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While talking to someone, end random sentences with the phrase "no pun intended."
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Date a guy who works at Subway. Perfect evil laugh as he makes ME a sandwich.
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Marry a guy named Jessie. Have a girl named Stacy. Become Stacy's mom and Jessie's girl.
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Read Twilight. Cry over the death of literature.
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Go to The Home Depot. Go to the aisle with windows. Wait for an employee to approach you. Respond with "Just window shopping." Say bye and leave.
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Go through severe pains to give birth to a child. Hold child birth against child for the rest of their life.
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Become a vet. Find a sick animal named Cancer. Cure cancer.
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Become teacher. Write test. Make all of the answers C.
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Attach a sign to a manhole that reads, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tryouts. Inquire within."
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Walk into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today..."
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Find out who let the dogs out.
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Create a 'Where's Waldo' book. Don't put Waldo in it.
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Tell small children that the ice cream truck only plays music when there is no more ice cream.
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