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Withdraw money from the ATM. Scream "I won! I won!"
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Introduce Dora to Google Maps.
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Make a sign that says "Platform 9-3/4". Put it on a brick wall. Watch the hilarity that ensues.
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Hike in a national park. See a double rainbow. Break down crying. Have orgasm. Make YouTube video.
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Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
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Dress up as stormtrooper. Go into cellphone store. Find the droid you're looking for.
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Brag about white supremacy. Go tanning.
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Get a tattoo of the sun on your foot. Constantly walk on sunshine.
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Change Microsoft Word autocorrect to automatically change Voldemort into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
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Break personal record for days without dying.
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Write gullible on the ceiling,.
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Put baby in the corner.
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Go through severe pains to give birth to a child. Hold child birth against child for the rest of their life.
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Fill Oreos with white toothpaste. Serve.
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Watch MTV for five minutes. Cry over the death of music.
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Learn Korean. Get pedicure.
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones, reroute neighborhood.
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Name kid Ed. Tell him he's special.
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Make Where's Waldo book. Exclude Waldo.
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Install clap activated lights at a concert hall.
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