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Call 867-5309. Ask for Jenny.
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Switch on the heater and the AC in a room. See who wins.
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Date a guy who works at Subway. Perfect evil laugh as he makes ME a sandwich.
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Walk into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today..."
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Get a female dog. Name her Karma.
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Find a fat lady. Ask her to sing on December 21st, 2012.
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Convince younger sibling that, like parrots, one can train a hamster to speak.
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Pee in empty Mountain Dew bottle. Drink in public.
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Simply walk into Mordor.
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Read Twilight. Cry over the death of literature.
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Paint with all the colours of the wind.
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Find a Sicilian. Challenge him to a battle of wits involving iocaine powder, wine, and a pretty lady.
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Find a cliff and some friends. Jump.
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Name a file "The World". When you're done with it, save it.
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Find skittles manufacturer. Introduce them to the color blue.
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Break a mirror with a rabbit's foot.
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Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
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Make sign that says, "Honk if you hate car horns."
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Dress up as Santa Claus for Halloween.
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Trade a fat, ugly sea witch my voice in exchange for legs.