Also By UsSlow RobotI Waste So Much TimeI Waste So Much MoneyDear Blank Please BlankAttack of the Cute
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Live forever or die trying.
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Put sign over entrance to an empty auditorium which reads, "Ninja Convention."
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Invite British people over. Tell everyone that the British are coming.
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Eat the thumbs I have been storing in my freezer for the past three months. Mockingly text an apology to my victims. Take a bubble bath.
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Dress in hunting attire. Go to local zoo.
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Perform inception on my teachers. Make them think it was their idea to give out less homework.
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Go to heaven and sneeze. Get blessed by God.
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Get socks for Christmas. When opening the present say "Dobby is free!"
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Tell ex I still love her. Make out behind the school. Dump her that night.
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Tell kids we are going to Disney Land. Drive kids to old burnt out factory. Tell kids Disney Land burned down.
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Change name to Destiny. Have a child.
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Locate the security camera in a store. Stand in front of it. Hold up a sign that says, "I know you're watching me."
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Break personal record for days without dying.
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Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of my enemies.
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Cut a gummy worm in half. Hope it grows into two gummy worms.
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Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
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Get a job with the U.S. Mint. Get paid to make money.
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Buy a bird. Name it "Early."
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.