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Place an empty guitar rack in a public space with a sign that reads, "Free air guitars!"
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Marry a guy named Jessie. Have a girl named Stacy. Become Stacy's mom and Jessie's girl.
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Go to heaven and sneeze. Get blessed by God.
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Buy an extremely expensive camera. Tell people you are a photographer.
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Go trick-or-treating on April Fools day.
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Get fat over the holidays. Make New Year's resolution to get thin. Wait a year. Repeat.
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Buy two packs of Skittles. Taste the double rainbow.
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Go to ex-boyfriend's wedding wearing a long white dress.
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Get dog. Name her Payback.
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Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!"
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Go up to a guy in a black trench coat and sunglasses and thank him for saving the human race from the Matrix.
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Read Twilight. Regret reading Twilight.
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Pretend to be a telemarketer when a telemarketer calls.
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Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
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Count the letters in the word "Dyscalculia."
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Adopt a cat. Name it help. Stand out on the front porch and scream for help.
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Start to Google something. Realize that today's doodle is interactive. Spend next ten minutes interacting with doodle. Forget what you were going to look up in the first place.
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Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of my enemies.
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Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
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Sneak into someones house. Instead of taking their tv or computer, steal all their toilet paper.
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