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type a sejtejncfe with m,yn nose. ...done.
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Start a men's sexy underwear store. Call it Victor's Secret.
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Become a vet. Find a sick animal named Cancer. Cure cancer.
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Spread sparkly glitter all over my body. Go to the mall and stare at everyone like they're a piece of meat.
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Watch lots of House. Diagnose everyone you know with a deadly disease.
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Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
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Attend the hanging of an amputee. Shout letters.
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Get addicted to cold turkey. Quit cold turkey.
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Put sign over entrance to an empty auditorium which reads, "Ninja Convention."
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Set phone ringtone to crying baby. When phone rings punch bag and yell "SHUT UP!"
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Become a teacher. Give a test where the answers are all the same letter, except one of them.
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Take a midnight train going anywhere.
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Shoot the deputy as well.
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Attach a sign to a manhole that reads, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tryouts. Inquire within."
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Walk through a large crowd. Ask someone every so often if they've seen Waldo.
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Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.
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Spread nutella on diaper. Lick in public.
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Become a teacher. Make a seating plan based on who would be cute together.
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Invite British people over. Tell everyone that the British are coming.
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Create Sim of ex-boyfriend. Put in room. Remove door. Make fire. Watch burn.