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Tape a duck with duct tape.
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Get a dog. Name it curiosity.
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Get Facebook account. Mourn my loss of social life.
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Invent gnome-proof pockets. Never have tangled headphones again.
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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Push slinky down an escalator.
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Look up the health effects of eating an entire container of raw cookie dough. Take a nap.
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Go trick or treating the day after halloween. When asked what you are, reply, "a procrastinator."
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Open store next to Forever 21. Name it "Finally 22."
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Go to WalMart. Follow someone. When they ask what you're doing, respond, "Playing non-consensual follow the leader."
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Get into an argument. Realize I'm wrong. Continue arguing.
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Find a wrong way to eat a Reese's.
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Destroy the gnome that keeps tangling my iPod headphones.
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Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
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Buy an extremely expensive camera. Tell people you are a photographer.
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Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
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type a sejtejncfe with m,yn nose. ...done.
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.
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Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.