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Become a bomb technician. Sprint out of building after defusing a bomb. Watch as panic ensues.
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Wait for history to repeat itself. Get dinosaur as pet.
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Go to major tourist attraction. Dress up as Waldo. Get in the background of as many stranger's pictures as possible.
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Buy a pet. Name it Peeve.
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Trade a fat, ugly sea witch my voice in exchange for legs.
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Smack kid in the face with bottle of Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising.
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Go to an orphanage. Start telling "yo mama" jokes.
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Find skittles manufacturer. Introduce them to the color blue.
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Make a sign that says "Platform 9-3/4". Put it on a brick wall. Watch the hilarity that ensues.
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Get a dog, name her Karma.
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Make sign that says, "Honk if you hate car horns."
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Work at Starbucks. Loudly mispronounce Asian names as revenge for stealing all the college scholarships.
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Go to bookstore. Cut out Waldo in the Where's Waldo books.
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Next time you fall and someone asks if you're okay, say, "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation!"
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Have kids after 2012. Make them watch 2012. Tell your kids "Yup, I survived that..."
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Convince younger sibling that, like parrots, one can train a hamster to speak.
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Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
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Take a midnight train going anywhere.
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Write "Happy Birthday!" on a random friend's wall. See how many other people follow.
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Get dog. Name her Payback.