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Shoot the deputy as well.
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Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of a store that doesn't have valet parking.
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Find a wrong way to eat a Reese's.
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Write "This way to the Ministry of Magic" on the lid of a public toilet.
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Dress up like Mario. Go to the store. Buy mushrooms.
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Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
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Go to a Christian store. Make a purchase that totals $6.66.
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Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away.
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Go up to a guy in a black trench coat and sunglasses and thank him for saving the human race from the Matrix.
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Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Prepare an ice cream sundae. Watch The Biggest Loser.
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Drown one synchronized swimmer. See what happens to the rest.
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Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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Eat the thumbs I have been storing in my freezer for the past three months. Mockingly text an apology to my victims. Take a bubble bath.
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Tell ex I still love her. Make out behind the school. Dump her that night.
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Allow hands to become idle. Engage in the work of the Devil.
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Go to the mall. Find a couple making out. Sit next to them and cry.
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Scribble on a sheet of paper. Sell it to a modern art museum.
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Hear a noise in the house while home alone. Mentally figure out how to use every object in the room as a weapon.
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Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.