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Spot a random girl in public. Approach her, kneel to one knee and shout, "She said yes!"
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Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.
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Separate dog food from Lucky Charms.
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones, reroute neighborhood.
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Teach kids that obesity is cool by riding in a wheel chair and getting to the front of the line at Disney World.
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Eat a clown. Find out if they really do taste funny.
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Buy pet. Name it Peeve.
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Live forever or die trying.
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Become a skydiving instructor. Pretend the parachute won't open.
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Create ice cream flavor. Call it "Get over Him."
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Sneeze with eyes open.
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Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of my enemies.
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Lie down on the ground. Know that the Earth has my back.
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Cut a gummy worm in half. Hope it grows into two gummy worms.
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Write gullible on the ceiling,.
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Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
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Prepare an ice cream sundae. Watch The Biggest Loser.
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Steal donut truck. Be amused while cops chase after donut truck.