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Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
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Kill three birds with one stone.
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Brag about white supremacy. Go tanning.
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Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
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Say something really mean through texting. Blame auto correct.
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Make an online dating site for bullies. Name it intimidating.com.
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When someone tells you that violence is never the answer, ask them, "What rhymes with silence?"
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Look up love in the dictionary. Tell all your friends you've found love.
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Order a veggie burger with bacon.
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Withdraw money from the ATM. Scream "I won! I won!"
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Use idioms that don't relate to anything you're talking about, because a penny saved is a penny earned.
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Cut open a globe to find what is really inside the earth.
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Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
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Learn Korean. Get pedicure.
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Shoot the sheriff. Don't shoot the deputy.
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Walk through Home Depot. Naturally make stud finders go off.
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Poke pins through ex-boyfriend's condoms. Wash hair.
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Kill everyone that stands in the way of world peace.
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Unwrap a bag of jolly ranchers and cough drops. Rewrap the jolly ranchers in cough drop wrappers, go to school with a "cough."
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Buy a Volkswagen beetle. Drive past children and watch them punch each other.
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