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Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
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Become a manager at Subway. Tell female co-workers to get back to making sandwiches.
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Cure cancer. Tell no one.
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Mash up Oreos. Pour into flower pot. Eat in public.
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Glue rug to my feet. Go skydiving. Pretend I am Aladdin.
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Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
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Tell your kids they can be anyone they want to be when they grow up. Then, explain to them how to commit identity theft.
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Go to The Home Depot. Go to the aisle with windows. Wait for an employee to approach you. Respond with "Just window shopping." Say bye and leave.
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Complain about how everything sucks. Do nothing about it.
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Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
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Name my dog "Guess." Have fun whenever people ask what my dog's name is.
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Buy a VW bug. Watch kids punch each other.
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At dinner tell your kids, "due to the state of the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
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Set out milk and cookies. Wait for revenge. End Christmas forever.
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Buy Grim Reaper costume. Stand outside nursing home and wave.
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Create a machine that pairs socks with their long-lost pair. Make millions.
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Prepare an ice cream sundae. Watch The Biggest Loser.
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While talking to someone, end random sentences with the phrase "no pun intended."
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Sneak into someones house. Instead of taking their tv or computer, steal all their toilet paper.
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