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Go to library. Move all the women's rights books to the fiction section.
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Befriend someone with OCD. Invite them over on cleaning day.
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Dress like Aladdin. Go to a carpet store and scream, "HOW DO I GET THIS THING TO WORK?!"
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Paint with all the colours of the wind.
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When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?
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Go to The Home Depot. Go to the aisle with windows. Wait for an employee to approach you. Respond with "Just window shopping." Say bye and leave.
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Go to a Weight Watchers meeting. Ask the ladies when their babies are due.
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Find out whose cruel idea it was to put an "s" in the word "lisp." Give them a high-five.
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Live forever or die trying.
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Learn Korean. Get pedicure.
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Buy an axe. Yell "random axe of kindness" and throw it at someone.
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Go trick or treating the day after halloween. When asked what you are, reply, "a procrastinator."
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Have kids after 2012. Make them watch 2012. Tell your kids "Yup, I survived that..."
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Find out what that mysterious ticking noise is.
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Go to a Christian store. Make a purchase that totals $6.66.
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Steal candy from a baby. See how easy it really is.
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Hide three notes in three rooms for your partner saying "WILL", "YOU" and "ME." Pursue leisure activities while he or she looks for the final note.
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Wait for history to repeat itself. Get dinosaur as pet.
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Figure out if McDonald's Shamrock Shakes are made with real or artificial leprechauns.