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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Go up to a guy in a black trench coat and sunglasses and thank him for saving the human race from the Matrix.
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Open up a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Throw away the lid.
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Steal doughnut truck. Make cops chase you.
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Find a cliff and some friends. Jump.
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Invite British people over. Tell everyone that the British are coming.
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Pee on tree in backyard. Watch dog freak out when he smells it.
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Drink apple juice in wine glass. Feel sophisticated.
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Use idioms that don't relate to anything you're talking about, because a penny saved is a penny earned.
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Make a sign that gives instructions on how to flush yourself to the Ministry of Magic. Put in middle school bathroom stalls.
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Dress up like Mario. Go to the store. Buy mushrooms.
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Go to a public playground in a trench coat with a brown paper bag that has the word candy written on it. Wait until the parents leave with their children. Enjoy the playground and eat candy.
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Buy Grim Reaper costume. Stand outside nursing home and wave.
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While talking to someone, end random sentences with the phrase "no pun intended."
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Install clap activated lights at a concert hall.
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Get a job with the U.S. Mint. Get paid to make money.
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Locate the security camera in a store. Stand in front of it. Hold up a sign that says, "I know you're watching me."
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Become a teacher. Dress up as Gandalf. Tell students, "you shall not pass!"
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Walk up to a random person in the airport. Tell them to not get on the plane. Run away.
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Stand in a crowded elevator. Say "What a strange place for a piano." Watch as people turn around to look for the piano.
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