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Buy a VW bug. Watch kids punch each other.
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Create a 'Where's Waldo' book. Don't put Waldo in it.
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Tell a knock knock joke through a door.
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Put bumper sticker on car that reads, "Honk if you have a small penis." Intentionally cut people off in traffic.
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Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
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Go up to a guy in a black trench coat and sunglasses and thank him for saving the human race from the Matrix.
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Go to a restaurant that you've never been to before and tell the waiter that you want the usual.
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Walk into a competely empty room. Say out loud "I know you're listening." Freak the heck out of a government agent.
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Befriend someone with OCD. Invite them over on cleaning day.
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Buy a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill them with Kindness.
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Watch various made-for-tv Disney movies to find out what life at high school is really like.
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Destroy a small child's dreams. Kick a puppy. Set DVR to record Spongebob.
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Become clown. Scare children.
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Adopt oriental kid. Dominate spelling bee.
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Fill cup with water. Hold over head. Breathe under water forever.
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Dress up like Mario. Go to the store. Buy mushrooms.
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Go out wearing sweats and no makeup. Be suddenly surrounded by hot people.
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Tell small children that the ice cream truck only plays music when there is no more ice cream.
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Find out what that mysterious ticking noise is.