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Read Twilight. Regret reading Twilight.
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Paint with all the colours of the wind.
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Cut a gummy worm in half. Hope it grows into two gummy worms.
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Name kids Control, Alt, Delete. Hit them all at once.
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Buy stuffed Angry Birds. Go to the county fair and throw them at pigs.
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Get grenades. Play a game of catch with Bruno Mars.
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type a sejtejncfe with m,yn nose. ...done.
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Start an animal rights foundation that protests Angry Birds.
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Become teacher. Dress up as Gandalf. Tell class they shall not pass.
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Invent gnome-proof pockets. Never have tangled headphones again.
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Adopt oriental kid. Dominate spelling bee.
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Smack kid in the face with bottle of Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising.
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Go to a public playground in a trench coat with a brown paper bag that has the word candy written on it. Wait until the parents leave with their children. Enjoy the playground and eat candy.
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Order happy meal. Ask for extra happy.
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Quit job. Make house into a heavily fortified bomb shelter. Await the zombie apocalypse.
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Cut open a globe to find what is really inside the earth.
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Spread nutella on diaper. Lick in public.
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Poke pins through ex-boyfriend's condoms. Wash hair.
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Join the Army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Kill said people.
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Find Lady Gaga. Poke her face.