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Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
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Name your dog "The Children." Tell your boyfriend that you're leaving him, and you're taking The Children with you.
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Dress in hunting attire. Go to local zoo.
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Find someone who thinks people are basically good, kill them.
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Buy a guitar. Learn three chords. Call Disney.
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Go to WalMart. Follow someone. When they ask what you're doing, respond, "Playing non-consensual follow the leader."
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Get a tattoo of the sun on your foot. Constantly walk on sunshine.
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Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
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Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their priceless reaction.
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Shoot the sheriff. Don't shoot the deputy.
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Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away.
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Tell a knock knock joke through a door.
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Change name to "Google." Insist that I know everything.
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Date a cross-eyed girl. Dump her because she was seeing someone else.
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Go up to a guy in a black trench coat and sunglasses and thank him for saving the human race from the Matrix.
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Move office into elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment.
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Empty a bottle of vodka. Fill the bottle with water. Bring it to school and drink in class. Watch the teacher's jaw drop.
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Simply walk into Mordor.
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Go to toy section in Wal-Mart. Spin top in the middle of the isle. Walk away and watch passers-by as they start questioning reality.
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