To do list
Live forever. So far, so good.
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Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood.
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Next time you fall and someone asks if you're okay, say, "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation!"
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Walk through a large crowd. Ask someone every so often if they've seen Waldo.
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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Throw Snickers bar in only heated pool at club. Have pool all to self.
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Put on a long white dress. Hitchhike. When picked up, drive for five minutes. Then say, "Be careful up this turn here, this is where I died..."
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Say something really mean through texting. Blame auto correct.
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Make a Where's Waldo action figure. Don't put him inside the box.
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Go to Civil War reenactment. Murder strangers.
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Buy an extremely expensive camera. Tell people you are a photographer.
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Join the Army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Kill said people.
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.
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Steal doughnut truck. Make cops chase you.
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Hear a noise in the house while home alone. Mentally figure out how to use every object in the room as a weapon.
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Set out milk and cookies. Wait for revenge. End Christmas forever.
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Eat my neighbor's baby. Tell him it was Godzilla.
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Light cigarette. Cough and splutter in undignified manner. Relight cigarette at correct end.
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Open history textbook. Announce, "I see dead people!"
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