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Stand in the middle of a large crowd of people. Point somewhere and yell, "Holy crap! Is that little girl naked?" Shun the ones who turn to look.
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Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases.
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Make a Where's Waldo action figure. Don't put him inside the box.
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Paint with all the colours of the wind.
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Put sign over entrance to an empty auditorium which reads, "Ninja Convention."
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Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
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Put the sexy back in dyslexic.
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Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
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Go to the mall. Find a couple making out. Sit next to them and cry.
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Get Facebook account. Mourn my loss of social life.
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Watch Disney Channel for five minutes. Apologize to Walt for so many things.
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Buy a pet. Name it Peeve.
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Go to an orphanage. Begin telling "yo mamma" jokes to the children.
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Pee on tree in backyard. Watch dog freak out when he smells it.
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Allow hands to become idle. Engage in the work of the Devil.
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Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
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Smack kid in the face with bottle of Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising.
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Set alarm clock for PM instead of AM. Show up two hours late for work.
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Leave a box in the corner of an elevator, when someone gets on, ask them if they hear a ticking noise.
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Go to doctor's office. Bring apple.
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