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Name dog Stay. Teach him to come.
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Conceive a child at a Build-A-Bear Workshop. Tell child he was made at Build-A-Bear.
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Light cigarette. Cough and splutter in undignified manner. Relight cigarette at correct end.
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Buy a chameleon, put it on a mirror, see what colour it turns.
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Invent a bubble wrap that when you pop it, scented air comes out.
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Steal donut truck. Be amused while cops chase after donut truck.
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Change name to "Google." Insist that I know everything.
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Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to my roommates Microsoft Word dictionary.
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Coat hands in glue. Peel off. Repeat.
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Withdraw money from the ATM. Scream "I won! I won!"
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Place a bag of popcorn in the microwave, wrong side up.
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Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!"
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Dump a bag of Skittles in the toilet. Flush. Watch a three second NASCAR race.
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Buy a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill them with Kindness.
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Walk to pizza store. Order delivery. Get free ride back to your house with pizza.
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Walk away slowly from an explosion without looking back.
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Get into an argument. Realize I'm wrong. Continue arguing.
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Go to bookstore. Cut out Waldo in the Where's Waldo books.
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Discover an element. Name it surprise.
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Go to see Contagion. In the middle of the movie start coughing loudly.