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Dress like Aladdin. Go to a carpet store and scream, "HOW DO I GET THIS THING TO WORK?!"
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Coat hands in glue. Peel off. Repeat.
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Spread sparkly glitter all over my body. Go to the mall and stare at everyone like they're a piece of meat.
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Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.
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Order college textbooks. Have a moment of silence for your checking account.
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Read Twilight. Regret reading Twilight.
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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Break personal record for days without dying.
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Call 867-5309. Ask for Jenny.
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Get addicted to cold turkey. Quit cold turkey.
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Become a teacher. Dress up as Gandalf. Tell students, "you shall not pass!"
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Drown one synchronized swimmer. See what happens to the rest.
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Go to an orphanage. Start telling "yo mama" jokes.
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Live forever or die trying.
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Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
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Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
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Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when you find the money there come winter time.
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Go to WalMart. Follow someone. When they ask what you're doing, respond, "Playing non-consensual follow the leader."
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Find out who let the dogs out.