To do list
Get botox right before going to a funeral. Tell the family how truly sorry I am for their loss.
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Tell your kids they can be anyone they want to be when they grow up. Then, explain to them how to commit identity theft.
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Drop out of college. Start a multi-billion dollar company.
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Get Facebook account. Mourn my loss of social life.
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Say something really mean through texting. Blame auto correct.
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When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?
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Prepare an ice cream sundae. Watch The Biggest Loser.
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Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
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Go to Barnes and Noble. Put all cook books in the Women's Studies section.
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Start singing "The Wheels on the Bus" on a public bus, and try to get everyone to join in.
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Become a Disney channel star. Grow up. Check into rehab.
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Have cake. Eat it too.
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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
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Open club in Alaska. Name it "Baby Seals."
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Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood.
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Become an old man. Wear Speedo. Go to beach.
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Create ice cream flavor. Call it "Get over Him."
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Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
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Choke a smurf. See what colour it turns.
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Crossdress. Lie about gender. Become a popstar.
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