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Eat a clown. Find out if they really do taste funny.
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Go to a volleyball game. Wait for first serve. Run onto court screaming "WILSON!!!"
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Watch Disney Channel for five minutes. Apologize to Walt for so many things.
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Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
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Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
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Go to Civil War reenactment. Murder strangers.
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Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
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Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
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Hide three notes in three rooms for your partner saying "WILL", "YOU" and "ME." Pursue leisure activities while he or she looks for the final note.
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Shoot the sheriff. Don't shoot the deputy.
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Go up to your alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "How does it feel?!"
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.
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Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
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Buy a pet. Name it Peeve.
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Get a female dog. Name her Karma.
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Open history textbook. Announce, "I see dead people!"
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Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
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Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
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Buy a guitar. Learn three chords. Call Disney.