Order a veggie burger with bacon.
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Make a bumper sticker that says "I hate tailgaters" in a really small font.
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Dump a bag of Skittles in the toilet. Flush. Watch a three second NASCAR race.
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Audition for American Idol. Start singing one song, then switch in the middle to "Never Gonna Give You Up." Rickroll America.
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Fill Oreos with white toothpaste. Serve.
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Go to a football game. Hold up a sign that reads "The Guy Behind Me Can't See."
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Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of a store that doesn't have valet parking.
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Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
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Find a cookie. Tell yourself that eating the cookie is a bad idea. Eat the cookie anyway. Regret eating the cookie. Deal with guilt by eating more cookies.
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Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.
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Die. Come back as a ghost. Find people I hate. Hide their car keys.
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Invent time machine that only moves forward at normal pace.
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Sit next to the kid in class with a stutter. Yell "remix" when they talk.
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Cross-breed horse and narwhal. Make unicorn.
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Invent bubble wrap that repairs itself for later popping.
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Watch lots of House. Diagnose everyone you know with a deadly disease.
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Tell kids we are going to Disney Land. Drive kids to old burnt out factory. Tell kids Disney Land burned down.
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