To do list
Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...
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Write "This way to the Ministry of Magic" on the lid of a public toilet.
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Dress up as a leprechaun. Take cereal from little kids.
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Buy a VW bug. Watch kids punch each other.
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Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.
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Open history textbook. Announce, "I see dead people!"
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Go to a Christian store. Make a purchase that totals $6.66.
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Walk through a large crowd. Ask someone every so often if they've seen Waldo.
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Eat the thumbs I have been storing in my freezer for the past three months. Mockingly text an apology to my victims. Take a bubble bath.
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Go to the South Pole. Do a handstand. Hold the earth up.
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Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of a store that doesn't have valet parking.
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Simply walk into Mordor.
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Get a tattoo of the sun on your foot. Constantly walk on sunshine.
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Rent out sweaters to people who are about to walk down the refridgerator isle at the grocery store. Make millions.
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Ignore millions of years of geologically proven patterns. Freak out about global warming.
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Kill three birds with one stone.
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Empty a bottle of vodka. Fill the bottle with water. Bring it to school and drink in class. Watch the teacher's jaw drop.
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Go to major tourist attraction. Dress up as Waldo. Get in the background of as many stranger's pictures as possible.
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Plan to be spontaneous.
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Go into a restaurant with a sign that says "Breakfast anytime" and order french toast during the Renaissance period.
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