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Train an owl to deliver rejection letters from Hogwarts to my enemies.
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Throw Snickers bar in only heated pool at club. Have pool all to self.
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Write gullible on the ceiling,.
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Invent time machine that only moves forward at normal pace.
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Spot a random girl in public. Approach her, kneel to one knee and shout, "She said yes!"
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Name kid Ed. Tell him he's special.
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Place a bag of popcorn in the microwave, wrong side up.
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Become a doctor. Change last name to Pepper.
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Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
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Become clown. Scare children.
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Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
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Put a book's cover on upside down. Read it in English class. Pretend not to notice the confused looks.
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Name dog Stay. Teach him to come.
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Move office into elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment.
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Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."
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Name a file "The World". When you're done with it, save it.
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Count the letters in the word "Dyscalculia."
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Find a girl named Stacy. Ask to meet her mother.
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Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
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Find a rhino. Sign it up to WeightWatchers. Watch it become a unicorn before your very eyes.