To do list
Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
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Go to China on honeymoon. Get intimate with Husband. Tell child that they were "Made in China."
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Don't vote. Complain about how you wish the government was better.
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Buy pet. Name it Peeve.
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Kill Black. Frame Bieber.
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Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Convince younger sibling that, like parrots, one can train a hamster to speak.
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Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood.
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Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."
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Watch paint dry on growing grass.
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Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when you find the money there come winter time.
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Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
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Write a book. Entitle it "A New York Times Best Seller."
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Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
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Order college textbooks. Have a moment of silence for your checking account.
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Get socks for Christmas. When opening the present say "Dobby is free!"
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Get botox right before going to a funeral. Tell the family how truly sorry I am for their loss.
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Go to a Weight Watchers meeting. Bring cake.
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Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
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Go to The Home Depot. Go to the aisle with windows. Wait for an employee to approach you. Respond with "Just window shopping." Say bye and leave.
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