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Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on them.
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Eat way too much food. Don't exercise. Blame genetics for making me fat.
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Kill everyone that stands in the way of world peace.
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Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car!"
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Google: let it snow.
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On Halloween I'm going to dress up as Christopher Columbus. When kids show up at my house I'll take all their candy and then sneeze on them.
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Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
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Look up love in the dictionary. Tell all your friends you've found love.
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Dress up like Waldo for your class photo.
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Buy a turtle. Name it "Awkward."
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Set phone ringtone to crying baby. When phone rings punch bag and yell "SHUT UP!"
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Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
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Tell ex I still love her. Make out behind the school. Dump her that night.
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Steal a donut truck. Get in a high speed chase with police. Watch police chase down the donut truck.
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Become gender-reassignment surgeon. Play "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" during the surgeries.
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Find a deaf person. Have them take a video camera to a forest and cut down a tree.
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Bring a sprinkler inside a strip club. Literally make it rain.
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Order a glass of melted ice with extra frozen water.
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Download ice cream truck theme song. Drive around crushing children's hopes.
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Buy bubbles and glow sticks. Break glow sticks into bubble mixture. Blow glow in the dark bubbles.