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Bring a sprinkler inside a strip club. Literally make it rain.
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Stand near automatic door. Request tips.
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Change name to Destiny. Have a child.
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Go to bookstore. Cut out Waldo in the Where's Waldo books.
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When dead, be buried in a spring-loaded casket full of confetti. Now wait for an archaeologist to have one heck of a day at work, some time in the future.
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Name kids Control, Alt, Delete. Hit them all at once.
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Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
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Tell your kids they can be anyone they want to be when they grow up. Then, explain to them how to commit identity theft.
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Steal donut truck. Be amused while cops chase after donut truck.
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Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their priceless reaction.
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Begin Google search. See top search results. Lose faith in humanity.
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Shoot the sheriff. Don't shoot the deputy.
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Buy Hannah Montana socks. Step on her face regularly.
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Work in fancy restaurant during Valentines Day. Put fake engagement ring in every girls glass.
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Stand in back of crowded elevator. Meow occasionally.
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Dress up like Mario. Go to the store. Buy mushrooms.
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Lie down on the ground. Know that the Earth has my back.
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Find out who let the dogs out.
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Set several clocks one minute apart. Make several wishes at 11:11.
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Google: let it snow.