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Get a windshield that is made from my eyeglass prescription. Watch people who get in my car freak out because they can't see anything.
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Become a bomb technician. Sprint out of building after defusing a bomb. Watch as panic ensues.
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Watch movie based around a fictional idea. Complain that the movie is unrealistic.
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Become a vet. Find a sick animal named Cancer. Cure cancer.
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Find someone wearing camouflage. Walk into them. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!"
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Get an F- in Algebra. Convince parents that two negatives equal a positive.
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Walk up to a random person in the airport. Tell them to not get on the plane. Run away.
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Spread nutella on diaper. Lick in public.
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Sneak into someones house. Instead of taking their tv or computer, steal all their toilet paper.
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Eat a clown. Find out if they really do taste funny.
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Find a girl named Stacy. Ask to meet her mother.
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Eat my neighbor's baby. Tell him it was Godzilla.
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Go to ex-boyfriend's wedding wearing a long white dress.
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Complain about deer eating my flowers. Release a dozen wolves into the neighborhood.
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Put peeled onions on a stick, dip in chocolate. Hand out to children trick or treating.
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Go to heaven and sneeze. Get blessed by God.
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Cross breed horse and narwhal.
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Go to a Weight Watchers meeting. Bring cake.
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Destroy a small child's dreams. Kick a puppy. Set DVR to record Spongebob.
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Find a tree where elves make cookies. Rob it.