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Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
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Get an F- in Algebra. Convince parents that two negatives equal a positive.
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Go trick or treating the day after halloween. When asked what you are, reply, "a procrastinator."
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Download ice cream truck theme song. Drive around crushing children's hopes.
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Buy lots of interesting books that I'm dying to read. Spend all my free time browsing pointless websites instead.
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Look up the health effects of eating an entire container of raw cookie dough. Take a nap.
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Cut a gummy worm in half. Hope it grows into two gummy worms.
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Perform inception on my teachers. Make them think it was their idea to give out less homework.
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Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
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Go to library. Move all the women's rights books to the fiction section.
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Sneeze in front of the pope. Get blessed.
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Set alarm clock for PM instead of AM. Show up two hours late for work.
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Break a mirror with a rabbit's foot.
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Simply walk into Mordor.
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Steal a donut truck. Get in a high speed chase with police. Watch police chase down the donut truck.
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Walk to fridge. Return to seat disappointed. Repeat.
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Buy stuffed Angry Birds. Go to the county fair and throw them at pigs.
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Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside to look like Narnia.
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Empty a bottle of vodka. Fill the bottle with water. Bring it to school and drink in class. Watch the teacher's jaw drop.
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