To do list
Live forever. So far, so good.
To do list
Make a sign that says "Platform 9-3/4". Put it on a brick wall. Watch the hilarity that ensues.
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Light cigarette. Cough and splutter in undignified manner. Relight cigarette at correct end.
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Watch MTV for five minutes. Cry over the death of music.
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Make a bumper sticker that says "I hate tailgaters" in a really small font.
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Change name to Destiny. Have a child.
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Walk to fridge. Return to seat disappointed. Repeat.
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Name your kid Waldo. This way, when he is absent from school, the teacher will say "Where's Waldo?"
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Buy bubbles and glow sticks. Break glow sticks into bubble mixture. Blow glow in the dark bubbles.
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Go trick-or-treating on April Fools day.
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Become gender-reassignment surgeon. Play "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" during the surgeries.
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Live forever. So far, so good.
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Buy a Volkswagen beetle. Drive past children and watch them punch each other.
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Become an old man. Wear Speedo. Go to beach.
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Learn Korean. Get pedicure.
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Smack kid in the face with bottle of Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising.
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Make a Where's Waldo action figure. Don't put him inside the box.
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first male with cervical cancer.
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Invent a bubble wrap that when you pop it, scented air comes out.
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Go to the airport. Set off the metal detector at security. Tell them that it was probably your abs of steel.
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