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Stand near automatic door. Request tips.
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Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream, "I'M YOU -- FROM THE FUTURE!!!"
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Work at Starbucks. Loudly mispronounce Asian names as revenge for stealing all the college scholarships.
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Make an alcoholic beverage and name it Responsibly. Drink Responisbly.
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Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!"
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Create Sim of ex-boyfriend. Put in room. Remove door. Make fire. Watch burn.
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Crossdress. Lie about gender. Become a popstar.
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Buy Hannah Montana socks. Step on her face regularly.
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Tell a knock knock joke through a door.
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Get tattoo of a grape. Age. See if it turns into a raisin.
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Scribble on a sheet of paper. Sell it to a modern art museum.
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Find out who let the dogs out.
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Create a new brand of ice cream. Write messages about how "he doesn't deserve you" on the inside of the container. Make millions.
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Adopt oriental kid. Dominate spelling bee.
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Unwrap a bag of jolly ranchers and cough drops. Rewrap the jolly ranchers in cough drop wrappers, go to school with a "cough."
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Go trick-or-treating on April Fools day.
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Become a teacher. Write a test in which all the answers are "Violence."
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Get addicted to cold turkey. Quit cold turkey.
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Get botox right before going to a funeral. Tell the family how truly sorry I am for their loss.
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Mash up Oreos. Pour into flower pot. Eat in public.