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Get grenades. Play a game of catch with Bruno Mars.
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Stand in back of crowded elevator. Meow occasionally.
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Ignore millions of years of geologically proven patterns. Freak out about global warming.
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Get a female dog. Name her Karma.
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Graduate in Media Studies. Get job at Burger King.
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Order a veggie burger with bacon.
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Find a sleeping mosquito. Make a buzzing noise to wake it. Enjoy the taste of sweet revenge.
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Invent a windshield wiper that won't leave that anonoying triangle.
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Play hide and seek in Ikea.
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Don't vote. Complain about how you wish the government was better.
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Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
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Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
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Get on WebMD. Self-Diagnose. Become the first female with testicular cancer.
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Get a job at a fortune cookie factory. Write on all the papers, "Your fortune is in another cookie."
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Find out whose cruel idea it was to put an "s" in the word "lisp." Give them a high-five.
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Hear a noise in the house while home alone. Mentally figure out how to use every object in the room as a weapon.
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Name dog Stay. Teach him to come.
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Hide three notes in three rooms for your partner saying "WILL", "YOU" and "ME." Pursue leisure activities while he or she looks for the final note.
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When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
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Dress like an elf, go to empire state building, press all the buttons in the elevator.