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Conceive a child at a Build-A-Bear Workshop. Tell child he was made at Build-A-Bear.
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Find couple at the mall holding hands. Run through them yelling "Red Rover!"
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Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
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Google: let it snow.
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Name kids Control, Alt, Delete. Hit them all at once.
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Buy a chameleon, put it on a mirror, see what colour it turns.
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Find someone wearing camouflage. Walk into them. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!"
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Tell kids we are going to Disney Land. Drive kids to old burnt out factory. Tell kids Disney Land burned down.
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Shop at Crate and Barrel. Complain that there are no crates or barrels available for purchase.
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Take a caffeine pill and a sleeping pill before a test. See which one wins.
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Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
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Find all the ways to skin a cat.
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Adopt oriental kid. Dominate spelling bee.
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Tell a knock knock joke through a door.
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type a sejtejncfe with m,yn nose. ...done.
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Figure out if McDonald's Shamrock Shakes are made with real or artificial leprechauns.
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Push slinky down an escalator.
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Live forever. So far, so good.
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Invent a windshield wiper that won't leave that anonoying triangle.