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Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...
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Count the letters in the word "Dyscalculia."
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Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!"
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Become a doctor. Eat an apple a day. Have intense internal struggles.
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Find fat lady. Ask her to sing.
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Put pants on two legs at a time.
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Discover an element. Name it surprise.
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Find laundry elf. Get socks back.
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Sneak into someones house. Instead of taking their tv or computer, steal all their toilet paper.
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Meet a cute girl. Listen to her casually mention a boyfriend. Die a little inside.
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Open a male lingerie store. Call it "Victor's Secret."
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Go to grocery store. Ask cashier if they are checking me out.
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Put the sexy back in dyslexic.
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Date a guy who works at Subway. Perfect evil laugh as he makes ME a sandwich.
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Brag about white supremacy. Go tanning.
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Go up to your alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "How does it feel?!"
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Go to Barnes and Noble. Put all cook books in the Women's Studies section.
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Become clown. Scare children.
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Buy a Volkswagen beetle. Drive past children and watch them punch each other.
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Make a sign that says "Platform 9-3/4". Put it on a brick wall. Watch the hilarity that ensues.